Now, I know what you might be thinking: 'Who has the right to actually criticize this masterpiece?' Well, objectively speaking, it is, of course, a work of sheer brilliance. But that doesn't mean I have to like it or enjoy reading it. Today, I sat through three hours of my lecturer praising this play and calling it one of Shakespeare's most important works because it marked a significant change in his career as a dramatist and his development as a writer. I can see that, and I appreciate it. However, Hamlet is one of the most idiotic and self-obsessed characters I've ever come across. His inaction defines him as a tragic character, but in my mind, it's just plain silly. He caused his own death and the death of everyone in the play. Yes, this makes his inaction tragic, but it was also completely self-defeating and bordered on the absurd. The man needed a wake-up call and a reality check. I just find him unbearably frustrating.
I'm not arguing against the play's literary merit. Please don't get defensive with me in the comments section. It is an iconic piece of literature, and that cannot be denied. However, I'm going to lay out three points of reasoning as to why I disliked it so much.
1. A flawed idea for revenge
Hamlet's revenge makes no sense. It is completely illogical. His uncle has killed his father, brutally murdering his own brother by pouring poison into his ear. This man, Claudius, has no empathy or conscience. If a man can so callously kill his own brother, then surely, logically speaking, trying to appeal to his sense of regret is almost pointless. He has murdered his brother and taken his place. He doesn't care who he has killed in the process. But somehow, this cold-hearted man is deeply affected by his deed, as manifested in Hamlet's mock play. The idea for revenge shouldn't have worked, but it did. Claudius admits his guilt in prayer, setting Hamlet into an even more crazed state. How is this revenge?
2. Hamlet is a fool
Hamlet needed to step back and truly consider his situation. Yes, he does this in five soliloquies, but he never considered one crucial angle. He never thought that his inaction could lead to a worse result than acting directly. After much indecision, he stages a play for the King to get revenge. The most direct action of revenge would have been to simply run the King through with a sword in the throne room or poison him in kind. But this would have made him a murderer, so it was off the table. He could have gritted his teeth and just dealt with the situation. But to do so would be to ignore his father's spirit's request for revenge. So, he couldn't really take either route, but doing neither is worse than simply choosing one. This leads to the bloodbath in the final scene, which ultimately forces his hand. On a character level, I think of Hamlet as a coward who ultimately causes his own fate. This isn't why I dislike him. He makes the play a tragedy, but it's the illogical nature of his actions that condemns him in my estimation. He has two paths before him, and instead of taking either, he forces a third path that is more detrimental than either.
3. He is too self-obsessed
Hamlet barely considers anyone else. In his mind, his uncle marrying his mother is incest. In Renaissance England, this was as bad as full-blown incest. Claudius and Gertrude were only in-laws, siblings by marriage. So, by today's standards, it's not that immoral. Regardless, Hamlet doesn't consider how his mother feels about this. He is repulsed by the notion, but she could be in love or, more likely, in a forced marriage. Hamlet doesn't consider her feelings. He is just repulsed by the idea of their marriage rather than the emotions and bond that may or may not be involved. This doesn't make him a bad person, but when considered with my other two points, I think it makes him somewhat idiotic, selfish, and frustrating.
I simply dislike this play because I'm practically repulsed by its "tragic hero." I recognize that this is an unpopular opinion, and I can't help but think that I should have liked the play. But Hamlet just infuriates me too much for me to overlook my dissatisfaction with him and admire the play's formal features. I just can't personally like it.