I mean, it's no Ulysses. This statement implies that whatever is being referred to does not possess the same level of significance, complexity, or literary merit as James Joyce's renowned novel Ulysses. Ulysses is widely regarded as a masterpiece of modernist literature, known for its innovative style, rich language, and profound exploration of human nature and consciousness.
When we say something is no Ulysses, we are likely comparing it to the high standards set by this iconic work. It could suggest that the thing in question may be lacking in certain aspects, such as depth of character development, intricate plot structure, or the ability to engage the reader on a profound intellectual and emotional level. However, it's important to note that not everything has to be on par with Ulysses to have value or worth. There are countless other works of art, literature, and creativity that offer unique perspectives and experiences, even if they don't reach the same lofty heights as this literary classic.
Where do you begin with a book like this? It's an epic saga that has endured for nearly three thousand years. I truly have no clue. What I do know for certain is that I read it and was completely enamored. I had very little prior knowledge of the story, and I haven't delved too deeply into its meanings or history. Instead, I've endeavored to appreciate the story for its own inherent qualities, getting carried away just like Odysseus on the vast sea. There were moments of quiet contemplation, as well as dramatic battles. There were personal struggles and broader societal issues. Gods and heroes, kings and queens, nymphs and cyclops, a great deal of deceptive weaving, and a city filled with ill-fated suitors. What more could one possibly desire?
*warning: parentheses, italics, and spoilers abound* I think I’ve cleaned up the language, though. Mostly.
Not even the great Sir Ian McKellen could add another star to this. He was, of course, terrific. I have a great love for him. But from now on, when I say something like “I could listen to [so-and-so] read the phone book”, I will definitely continue with “but NOT the Odyssey”.
Also, something went wrong during one of his recording sessions. The speed of the read slowed down. Some parts were muffled, and the volume fluctuated. Maybe the production staff hated this as much as I did. The musical interludes were strangely placed and jarring, rather than adding any dramatic effect. They felt like a very earnest attempt at "really! It’s genuine Ancient Greek music! Honest!" They didn't divide the story sections well, and it seemed like they might have divided up the recording sessions, which was just odd.
I do respect the Odyssey in the abstract. It's an ancient work with a probable origin in the BC era. It has had a huge impact on literature. I knew most of the story bits, like Circe, Calypso, the sirens, and so on. And for the most part, I'm glad I've now experienced the whole thing. I've already seen references to it in other books.
But, my God - or rather, gods - it was painful. Part of it is because of my 21st-century Christian viewpoint. I was disgusted by the caprice of the deities. Athena, Odysseus' so-called protectress, didn't do a great job. And Odysseus himself - I hated him. He told so many false stories to test those he loved. It was painful to listen to. And his actions towards the end, like killing the suitors and then having the women who had betrayed him killed, were not heroic in my eyes.
The translation by Robert Fagles was also truly terrible. I don't know if he was trying to modernize it or just had a bad ear. But phrases like "not my style" and "cramped his style" made my flesh crawl. The constant repetition in the text was also like nails on a chalkboard to my modern ear. And the recaps - they were just too much.
Finally, the story just ended in a strange way. I was relieved not to have to listen to Odysseus tote his oar inland and then presumably drop dead. Overall, I'm glad I listened to it, but it was a very unpleasant experience. It was like having my wisdom teeth extracted - necessary but something I never want to do again.