Halfing a farthing, Martin spent two hours spinning on a Sunday morn. Forchoon found it braggable to babble joyously with the Hibbing communal eppunions ever sous O Finn and other revelers eager to earwicken four disburse and digestion of this fine fantasmagorical pheast. The eauvinliesse crossmess parzel effrr to eggspore these reddy Finn waters of Liffe, with every sin doubling eire saisonales.
Twixt reverences tous sous many tomes dix and eirees of littery affliction - marcs, swiffs und laurences, grade wide caterpillars, the will-o-the-wisp and ol’ cocoricococorico himself (thankyous! thankyous! thankyous!), the impudent little cad, and nada forget the oft reverence to that tomba Master Giddyman, creeping all over with its ribberrobbers, abblesteelers, riggenbrowspiers, and babelbuilders. Eau course ol veni vidi Vico, mssrs Browne et Nolan, and all the other figlessophizers und sinnthesizers of this fine stewry - these earwake a Bugmester Finnegan (kate the insectuous portmanteau, so halfin willsin) profits to be a reed mosest taxing, a thousand and one times over.
But nubile the lass most sanctifying two, truth be tall, less not forguinness this mosest impertinent pint. By gad, zeus here’s no cupboard offal mutter hooper! Eats butter-end, O, so fool! - mick no bones a bodice! Stumpt a the gills with her joycest marcels, ever on plumpish and purple! Reilly ornate, regally overindulgent, yes, yes, gorse, genuinelyso, but it's vibrant, and beautifool inuits versitality! This ear’s a fine eggsporation and rumination on the civilization of every homen nation, eggspatriation, an eggsitation for the senses, a conflation and inundation of wormeds bug and small, a grand celebration, a titalation, verbal intoxication, musical inebriation, a literary sensation that promises no lingual constipation, but perhaps for sensitive constitutions an overstimulation unfit for digestion, and to some a depiction of degradation unworthy of publication for alla the fornication, urination, defecation, flatulation and all the other bodily sensations unfit here to mention quintsealed within the pagination of this highestmost elaborate creation.
Deviled quilt? O, note Howeth! - weaved sous by its eautheuer, just like Liffe itself - but still a sterling for the Pepys all, oft rise and fall, and rise and fall again, a sterling forty Everyman. Everyone here comes and passes through these pages, a laughly parable of liffe itself, liffe today and liffe fornever after, one thousand times over and one. The potatoes are reap, Father Piking! Passaroun' now! Peatrick pesstheporterpease! Sticks and stones may breakes bones, but nunshell effr eatem! Aye, hearse a thing to worm yew from humptyhillhead down to tumptytumtoes – Uisge beatha! Aha!, O, aha!, lots ove Finn to be had at Finnegans Wake! A lone a long alas at such a time in my life.