“So you liked my book, eh Comrade Norteamericano?”
“Indeed, very much. One of the finest biographies I've ever read.”
“This fellow, Anderson, did a fair job... posthumously.”
“Yes, certainly.”
“So you'll be reviewing it?”
“Well, not really. Maybe a little.”
“Not worth the time?”
“It's not that. Not that at all. It's very much worthy of a fulsome praiseworthy review, but, well... I don't suppose you know much about Amazon then, Comrade Guevara?”
“Call me Che.”
“Che. Yeah, well it's a big US capitalist enterprise with a Capital C, and they own Goodreads. They're pretty exploitative and brutal and anti-labor union. Any time I write a review, they can content-farm my unpaid labor to sell more books and make more billions for an already over-bloated obscene capitalist who goes by the initials J.B. I know this because I've seen my reviews quoted on here to sell more books to enrich that enterprise without my approval.”
“Content farm?”
“How can I put it in terms you're familiar with? Land serfdom, of a sort. It's like exploiting agricultural workers for no wages and making it hard for them to take bathroom breaks. You know, the usual BS.”
“Ah. Yes, I see. I can understand why you wouldn't want to contribute to that.”
“That said, yeah, the book is amazing. Fair and balanced. It shows you warts and all and what motivated you. Incredibly deep dive into your family history and the complex vagaries of world politics. But, ya know, if I write more it might start to constitute free content for a scummy mega corporation.”
“I see what you did there. Write a review that they can't possibly use for their own ends.”
“Exactly. Oh, by the way, you know this billionaire sells T-shirts and coffee mugs with your image on them to lefty larpers to make himself even more greenbacks, right?”
“I must rise from the grave and finish my work.”
Post-script: Winner of Evan's Silver Holy Grail reading award, 2024.
Simply magnificent. Ernesto "Che" Guevara is truly one of the most remarkable men to have ever walked the face of the Earth. His charisma, ideals, and unwavering commitment to the cause of social justice are truly inspiring. If you don't have an appreciation for him, then perhaps we have nothing in common. Because he is truly amazing. His image has become an iconic symbol, often adorning the walls of college bedrooms around the world. He was the ultimate Marxist revolutionary, a figure who defined the political counter-culture scene. And when he died, it was a moment that brought tears to my eyes. I give props to John Lee Anderson for his excellent work in chronicling Che's life, but mostly, props to Che himself for being so awesome that he could evoke such strong emotions in me. X-)