A beautiful illustrated edition from 1952. On Goodreads, this book doesn't fare so well. Nevertheless, I found it delightful to read. I have enjoyed many surprising sentences that are so delightfully dry.
The colonel is haughty and arrogant, insists on being called'sir' by his chauffeur, but also allows himself to be taught in a wonderful way by his'subordinates'.
The theme is serious: decay, separation from life, a look back at the war.
The romance between the 50-year-old colonel and a 19-year-old noble Venetian is really terrible.
But the smile comes through the great observations:
‘It was more a defensive than an offensive bathroom, the colonel thought.’
‘He had a strange face like an overgrown disappointed weasel or ferret.’
‘The colonel breakfasted with the calm of a boxer who has been badly defeated, hears the count of four and sees a chance to relax for another five seconds.’
‘What kind of boy is that? Such a sad sort of American?’
‘There is nothing that comes as close to a good museum like the Prado or the Academy as a market, the colonel thought.’
‘There were eels that were still alive but had lost their faith in their eeldom.’
‘Did you sleep well? It was like skiing in the dark. Not really skiing, but really dark.’
‘He took four tablets of the kind you take two of.’
It is a little-known book by Hemingway that tells, through a colonel on the verge of retirement, the ins and outs of World War II and the military world.
The part that I liked the least is the one starring him together with a 19-year-old girl with whom he has a romance. I didn't like either the unbearable girl or the relationship they maintain.
This book offers a unique perspective on the war and the military, but the romantic subplot detracts from its overall quality. The colonel's character is well-developed, but the young girl's is one-dimensional and unlikable. The relationship between them feels forced and unconvincing, and it takes away from the more interesting aspects of the story.
Despite this flaw, the book is still worth reading for its insights into the war and the military. Hemingway's writing style is as engaging as ever, and he does a good job of bringing the characters and the setting to life. Overall, it is a flawed but interesting work that is sure to appeal to fans of Hemingway and those interested in military history.
'What did you do in the war, Daddy?'
'I was a pervy old man who wanted to sleep with young girls.'
I suppose if I were a man having a midlife crisis, I might have enjoyed this book. I don't know who else would. Jeremy Clarkson, perhaps?
It's after the war. An American soldier in his fifties checks in to a hotel in Venice. He goes out to dinner with a nineteen-year-old girl. Next morning they have breakfast and go shopping. He checks out of the hotel. He goes and shoots a few ducks. Then he dies.
That's the entire story. Oh, yes, and he keeps constantly talking about the war and she keeps acting as if she is interested in hearing about it. But in reality, it's just a sad fantasy of a man with a very fragile ego. He needs the constant flattery of female attention. And only a very young woman, who may not have much life experience, would not get extremely bored and impatient with his total self-absorption. I, being much too old, simply cannot tolerate this kind of stuff. Poor Ernest Hemingway, who is considered one of the foremost among the dead white men.