Everything, Sam Peebles decided later, was the fault of the goddamned acrobat.—leads to some over-the-phone dialogue in the opening scene that was playful in a way I don't connect with King. The story does a good job with a gradual roll-out of dread and horror. I questioned some choices by the end—the moment of insta-love and subsequent related parts for one, why virtually all of the travel sequence following Dirty Dave's backstory wasn't cut, and details about the monster, like: okay it feeds on fear but in its backstory it didn't make use of its apparent ability to create building-sized throwback illusions, or did it actually warp time somehow? Unclear. And what is Uncle Steve's thing about lisps? A baddie has a lisp here because it adds. . . something? I'm reminded of his much more recent The Institute with its final nothingburger villain with a lisp, because lisps are scary, what? The story relied on a couple of tropes: first, the \\"plugged up tailpipe makes a car explode\\" thing, which as far as I have gathered doesn't actually happen. Second, library stacks toppling like dominoes, that comedy staple. I thought for sure that never actually happens in real life, because why wouldn't they bolt those suckers to the floor? I asked about it in a library forum and holy shit, it happens all the time! So thanks to this story, I now know to get in and out of those stacks as fast as possible from now on. Although it might be my ideal way to go. Hmm. This story features Alcoholics Anonymous heavily, making me wonder if King had engaged in it (for the time that his sobriety stuck) prior to penning this one. \\n The Sun Dog\\nOh my god, Uncle Steve, would you please stop? Just, like, shut up once in a while. You don't have to go on an extended tangent of description for every little thing! This is the one story that was definitely just too much. The basic story about the camera with the dog in it could have been just a short story. The whole purpose of \\"introducing\\" Pop Merrill, per King's introduction to the story, hinting that it's all set up for then-upcoming Needful Things was a net loss since the dude dies. Oops, sorry, spoiler but if this dissuades you from reading the story, you owe me thanks. My take about King's whole Castle Rock sequence currently leans towards self-indulgence, and self-indulgence is the hallmark of the writing throughout this story. It's all weird asides and characterizations that are strongly King in style and not without literary purpose, in theory, but the effect is detraction. It's brutal trying to get through this story. Here, let's sample chapter 14, as the story is racing to its climax, see how you feel about it all.
The Castle Rock LaVerdiere's Super Drug Store was a lot more than just a drugstore. Put another way, it was really only a drugstore as an afterthought. It was as if someone had noticed at the last moment—just before the grand opening, say—that one of the words in the sign was still \\"Drug.\\" That someone might have made a mental note to tell someone else, someone in the company's management, that here they were, opening yet another LaVerdiere's, and they had by simple oversight neglected yet again to correct the sign so it read, more simply and accurately, LaVerdiere's Super Store. . . and, after making the mental note, the someone in charge on noticing such things had delayed the grand opening a day or two so they could shoe-horn in a prescription counter about the size of a telephone booth in the long building's furthest, darkest, and most neglected corner.\\"Although it was named LaVerdiere's Super Drug Store, \\"drugstore\\" must have been an afterthought, as suggested by the miniscule prescription counter tucked away in the back.\\" There, was that so hard? Anyway, we've established what kind of store it is. I wonder what real-life store King was mad at? In any case, now a character of significance can walk in—
The LaVerdiere's Super Drug Store was really more of a jumped-up five-and-dime more than anything else. The town's last real five-and-dime, a long dim room with feeble, fly-specked overhead globes hung on chains and reflected murkily in the creaking but often-waxed wooden floor, had been The Ben Franklin Store. It had given up the ghost in 1978 to make way for a video-games arcade called Galaxia and E-Z Video Rentals, where Tuesday was Toofers Day and no one under the age of twenty could go in the back roomThank you for spending a whole paragraph on a place that doesn't exist and became a place that has no bearing on this story. Now can we—
LaVerdiere's carried everything the old Ben Franklin had carried, but the goods were bathed in the pitiless light of Maxi-Glo fluorescent bars which gave every bit of stock its own hectic, feverish shimmer. Buy me! each item seemed to shriek. Buy me or you may die! Or your wife may die! Or your kids! Or your best friend! Possibly all of them at once! Why? How should I know? I'm just a brainless item sitting on a pre-fab LaVerdiere's shelf! But doesn't it feel true? You know it does! So buy me and buy me RIGHT. . . NOW!\\nUhh, can I call someone for you, Uncle Steve?
There was an aisle of notions, two aisles of first-aid supplies and nostrums, an aisle of video and audio tapes (both blank and pre-recorded). There was a long rack of magazines giving way to paperback books, a display of lighters under one digital cash register and a display of watches under another (a third register was hidden in the dark corner where the pharmacist lurked in his lonely shadows). Halloween candy had taken over most of the toy aisle (the toys would not only come back after Halloween but eventually take over two whole aisles as the days slid remorselessly down toward Christmas). And, like something too neat to exist in reality except as a kind of dumb admission that there was such a thing as Fate with a capital F, and that Fate might, in its own way, indicate the existence of that whole \\"other world\\" about which Pop had never before cared (except in terms of how it might fatten his pocketbook, that was) and about which Kevin Delevan had never before even thought, at the front of the store, in the main display area, was a carefully arranged work of salesmanship which was billed as the FALL FOTO FESTIVAL.Congratulations, the characters have been mentioned. None of them are present yet, and the whole thing so far could have been, \\"Pop walked into the local generic store that happened to sell Polaroid cameras and film because the story requires this,\\" but just for funsies I'm going to ride this out until I hit the Goodreads character limit, because you must suffer as I have suffered.
This display consisted of a basket of colorful autumn leaves spilling out on the floor in a bright flood (a flood too large to actually have come from that one basket alone, a careful observer might have concluded). Amid the leaves were a number of Kodak and Polaroid cameras—several Sun 660s among the latter—and all sorts of other equipment: cases, albums, film, flashbars. In the midst of this odd cornucopia, an old-fashioned tripod rose like one of H.G. Wells's Martian death-machines towering over the crispy wreck of London. It bore a sign which told all patrons interested enough to look that this week one could obtain SUPER REDUCTIONS ON ALL POLAROID CAMERAS & ACCESSORIES!Goddamn finally a character is actually THERE.
At eight-thirty that morning, half an hour after LaVerdiere's opened for the day, \\"all patrons\\" consisted of Pop Merrill and Pop alone. He took no notice of the display but marched straight to the only open counter, where Molly Durham had just finished laying out the watches on their imitation-velvet display-cloth.
\\nOh no, here comes old Eyeballs, she thought, and grimaced. Pop's idea of a really keen way to kill a stretch of time about as long as Molly's coffee-break was to kind of ooze up to the counter where she was working (he always picked hers, even if he had to stand in line; in fact, she thought he liked it better when there was a line) and buy a pouch of Prince Albert tobacco. This was a purchase an ordinary fellow could transact in maybe thirty seconds, but if she got Eyeballs out of her face in under three minutes, she thought she was doing very well indeed. He kept all of his money in a cracked leather purse on a chain, and he'd haul it out of his pocket—giving his doorbells a good feel on the way, it always looked to Molly—and then open it. It always gave out a little screeeeek! noise, and honest to God if you didn't expect to see a moth flutter out of it, just like in those cartoons people draw of tightwads. On top of the purse's contents there would be a whole mess of paper money, bills that looked somehow as if you shouldn't handle them, as if they might be coated with disease germs of some kind, and jingling silver underneath. Pop would fish out a dollar bill and then kind of hook the other bills to one side with one of those thick fingers of his to get to the change underneath—he'd never give you a couple of bucks, huhn-uh, that would make everything too quick to suit him—and then he'd work that out, too. And all the time his eyes would be busy, flicking down to the purse for a second or two but mostly letting the fingers sort out the proper coins by touch while his eyes crawled over her boobs, her belly, her hips, and then back up to her boobs again. Never once her face; not even so far as her mouth, which was a part of a girl in which most men seemed to be interested; no, Pop Merill was strictly interested in the lower portions of the female anatomy. When he finally finished—and no matter how quick that was, it always seemed like three times as long to Molly—and got the hell out of the store again, she always felt like going somewhere and taking a long shower.
So she braced herself, put on her best it's-only-eight-thirty-and-I've-got-send-and-a-half-hours-to-go smile, and stood at the counter as Pop approached. She told herself, He's only looking at you, guys have been doing the same since you sprouted, and that was true, but this wasn't the same. Because Pop Merrill wasn't like most of the guys who had run their eyes over her trim and eminently watchable superstructure since that time ten years ago. Part of it was that Pop was old, but that wasn't all of it. The truth was that some guys
A woman who would steal your love when your love was truly all you had to give was not much of a woman at all. It's a thought-provoking statement that makes one wonder about the nature of love and betrayal.
Reviewing collections can be an arduous task, and right now my brain feels like literal mush. So, to make it easier, I'll break it down story by story.
The Langoliers might just be my favorite in this collection. From the very beginning, it seized my attention and held on tight! Flying is already scary enough, but imagine waking up from your in-flight snooze to find the plane almost empty. It's eerie stuff indeed. I give it 4 stars.
I had never watched the movie Secret Window featuring Johnny Depp before, so I went into the novella (Secret Window, Secret Garden) with no prior knowledge. This was probably a big reason why I found it quite enjoyable. Although it was somewhat predictable, I liked the themes and the general storyline about every author's worst nightmare - the accusation of plagiarism. It gets 4 stars from me.
As for The Library Policeman, geez, that was a tough read. It was an entertaining story, but I can't remember the last time I had to put aside a book because a scene was too graphic for me. I also got some intense Pennywise vibes from our featured creature! It's a stark reminder to everyone to return their library books! I rate it 3.5 stars.
As always, it was nice to visit Castle Rock in The Sun Dog. The story revolves around a Polaroid camera that is producing some strange and alarming photos. And we get to spend some time with a member of the infamous Merrill family. However, maybe this would have been better suited as a short story rather than a novella - I thought it dragged on a bit. But I loved the Lovecraft shoutouts with the mention of Arkham and Dunwich! It earns 3.5 stars.
Overall, this is an entertaining collection. A welcome addition is King's introduction to each story - I always enjoy these. I give the collection 3.5 stars.