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"I KNOW."
This is what I repeated to myself throughout my entire read of this boring schlock.
You know those cheesy cartoons from your childhood that have characters constantly monologuing every decision they make? Even the supporting cast will do it and before long you feel like someone just cut and paste the same lines just to keep the kiddies entertained for 20 minutes. That is what this book does, except for 20 hours... Jesus. This book is the perfect example of things "happening" without actually doing anything.
SO MUCH repeated expositi- *ahem* I mean.... "information". Do the writers think I have short term memory loss?! I don't know how many times I would read the same sentence as to why someone did this, why someone said that, why this was happening. Sometimes, it would say the same thing two different ways! Stop spoon feeding me, I get tired of having the same baby food people! Some would argue that this was to inform new readers of certain details that they otherwise missed from not reading previous novels but seriously, I don't think anyone could have missed anything from how many times these "important details" were mentioned!!!
Also, it's amazing how /SUBTLE/ Brian and Kevin are with their references to their previous works..... NOT. Good god I don't even think the word subtle exists in their dictionary. That is the one advantage with Frank's style; he was extremely subtle with the tracks laid out for his later works and the world of Dune. I have yet to read the prequels (that is torture for another day), but it was extremely distracting how much this story relied on THEIR prequels, not on the story that FRANK STARTED and was unable to complete. I am reading the 7TH book of Dune, not a advertisement for the 11 other books.
Can't imagine how annoying the next one is going to be.
This is what I repeated to myself throughout my entire read of this boring schlock.
You know those cheesy cartoons from your childhood that have characters constantly monologuing every decision they make? Even the supporting cast will do it and before long you feel like someone just cut and paste the same lines just to keep the kiddies entertained for 20 minutes. That is what this book does, except for 20 hours... Jesus. This book is the perfect example of things "happening" without actually doing anything.
SO MUCH repeated expositi- *ahem* I mean.... "information". Do the writers think I have short term memory loss?! I don't know how many times I would read the same sentence as to why someone did this, why someone said that, why this was happening. Sometimes, it would say the same thing two different ways! Stop spoon feeding me, I get tired of having the same baby food people! Some would argue that this was to inform new readers of certain details that they otherwise missed from not reading previous novels but seriously, I don't think anyone could have missed anything from how many times these "important details" were mentioned!!!
Also, it's amazing how /SUBTLE/ Brian and Kevin are with their references to their previous works..... NOT. Good god I don't even think the word subtle exists in their dictionary. That is the one advantage with Frank's style; he was extremely subtle with the tracks laid out for his later works and the world of Dune. I have yet to read the prequels (that is torture for another day), but it was extremely distracting how much this story relied on THEIR prequels, not on the story that FRANK STARTED and was unable to complete. I am reading the 7TH book of Dune, not a advertisement for the 11 other books.
Can't imagine how annoying the next one is going to be.