What? I wanted something mindless to read on the can.

This has to be the most disturbing look at the modern male I have ever read. However, being that most of it is (at least a little) true, it's hilarious.

N is for Norris, Chuck. Come on. That's comedic gold.

Don't let me mislead anyone, this is not classic literature. This is not a socio/psychological look at the male psyce. This is a fun, funny look into having a penis.

I was introduced to Maddox's site back when I was a teenager, and hoo boy, did I think it was the greatest page in the universe! I'm now older and wiser, but there's still a guilty pleasure in swinging by the site and seeing what new stuff he's written, even if some of it comes across as somewhat puerile. I will always love his review of the bridal veil though, that is classic Maddox gold.

This book is written with much of the same humor, and like his site, some of it is offensive. Not that there's anything wrong with that, because Maddox knows his stuff is going to piss some people off and he doesn't give a fuck about it.

I guess maybe it's because I've gotten older, but a few of the entries were pretty meh and I thought they were dumb, but many of the entries are still pretty funny, so if you're looking for crass and often clever humor, give this book a try.

I love Maddox's website, "The Best Page in the Universe" at http://maddox.xmission.com. Unfortunately, this book didn't match the quality of many of his blog posts. The humor is, of course, raunchy -- and that's what you expect. What you don't expect is it to get tired -- which it does. In fact, the book starts very strong "A is for Ass-Kicking". But by the time you reach "O is for Obedience", the prose is a bit tired, not as original and Maddox appears to be going through the motions. The illustrations are very good -- sometimes great.