Not for kids, this little book gave me more than one chuckle whilst on the throne.

There are some parts so sexist that, at first read, made me uncomfortable. On further review, I give the author the benefit of the doubt, and suspect all (or almost all) is done with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

100% accurate.

عرفته من البلوق الذي كان يسخر من رسومات الأطفال،
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وصرت متابعة دائمة لاهاناته المستمرة لكل من حوله وتقديسه لنفسه الرائعة (طبعا، كلها ساتاير ساخر)
الكتاب مجنون مثل شخصيته الانترنتية، لا تتوقع
political correctness, it's there to make you laugh

Un libro que probablemente te saque pelos en la espalda. Altamente ofensivo, entretenido y divertido. Una guía para encaminar a los machos más remachos, excelente entrega del benerado Madodox para pasar un buen rato.

Maddox is a god damned genius who has turned seeing through society's BS into an art form. Any of his books (or website) and the perfect way to distract yourself from your shtty life. Frankly, if you don't have any of these masterpieces of literature accessible somewhere around your trailer/box/townhouse I just don't know WTF you're even doing,

Funny, but it started to lose steam quickly toward the end. Certain topics didn't make much sense in terms of manliness ("zombies"?) Still, worth reading on a lark if you aren't easily offended.

The chapter on Chuck Norris almost made me pee my pants at work.

Maddox goes through the alphabet and finds something bad to say about each letter. It's like reading the Best Page in the Universe, but in book form. Prepare every politically incorrect thing possible, and of course, pirates.

IS THERE A WRONG TIME TO POP A BONER? Generally speaking, no. But things can get complicated during dentist appointments, funerals, and job interviews. I was at an interview one time, and as I was describing myself to the interviewer, I got carried away with how awesome I am, and before I knew it, I was fully aroused. So what to do if you sprout a chubby at an inopportune time? Sometimes all you can do is wait it out, but until then, you need some good cover.

That leads us to her infamous deed: eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge. Here’s a question that not a lot of people think about: What if the culprit was really Adam? Not possible? Think about it; what could be more spiteful than breaking the only law (which is really the same as breaking every law), then bailing out and letting an entire gender take the heat for it? It’s too tempting not to consider.

Here’s a haiku written by Odin: I murdered a man. He had a wife and two kids. I slept peacefully.

For every animal that they don’t eat, eat three.

Maddox's first book lands somewhere between Scott Adams's non-Dilbert work and Dave Barry.

He isn't a tech douche like Adams, but he lacks the perspective of the legendary Dave Barry.

The book is very readable and organized. Not a classic, but worthy of your time.

George, I'll buy you a pepperoni pizza if you sue Jesse PS.

There's a target audience for this, and it's not your mom or your girlfriend. Honestly, the first few chapters were a little much in these times (especially after Me Too), but Maddox finds his groove shortly after, adding the type of self deprecating humor you would see with the likes of Robert Hamburger. The book itself is incredibly tight, with each line adding to a gag, no filler. There was love put into each chapter of the book.

You have to be in the right state to read this book to enjoy it. Would not recommend to most people.

This book is what it says it is from A is for Ass Kiciking to Z is for Zombie, this book is the alphabet of manliness. All the violence and self aggrandizing misogyny is appropriately tongue in cheek, and sufficiently well executed.

In the introduction Maddox shouts out Robert Hamburger for the Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Handbook saying that this seminal work paved the way for him. However, I think that this book imitates Hamburger's style too much. Whereas, Hamburger portrays wild extreme slapstick violence by ninjas, Maddox portrays wild extreme misogynistic violence. And for some reason, this just isn't that funny (because it actually is a real and serious problem.) But not only that, it isn't Maddox's strength, and the imitation comes off as flat and uninspired. Maddox should have bit off Hamburger less, going with his more original voice would have been much funnier and better.

I'm glad that Maddox wrote this book, and I hope that he makes some money off of it. His website is awesome, and I think that this is a good way to turn his online popularity into cold hard cash. However, I just think that this book would be better if it was more like the website.

I read this book because The Best Page In The Universe is frickin hilarious, and a young man Mr Tubertson bought it for me for chrismahannukwandonali.

This is a bathroom or coffee table book as there isn't much substance here. If the author didn't clue you in: the purpose of this book is shock humor. It's all offensive and chauvinistic, but that's the point, so you can't really pan it for achieving said goal. That said there are funnier books in the same genre.

Personally I enjoyed the published works of Tucker Max to sate this itch.