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Here, I will save you the time reading this:
"Hi, I'm Sherlock Holmes. I am sexist and conceited and enjoy deducing people's background by pointing out trivial things about them such as the color of their socks or the mud smears on their sleeves in order to make them think I'm amazing. Somehow, I have a great house in London, a plethora of nice suits and costumes, and fuel a cocaine addiction while working for free and turning down payment for all of my services. People come to me with problems that are obvious but that they apparently can't solve themselves. I listen to them and then disappear for a day to solve the crime in secret, repeatedly screwing over my so-called friend Watson. Once I have an answer, I pompously tell everyone (especially Watson) that they have no powers of observation and that, as always, I had the answer from the beginning. I don't try to get the criminal convicted though. It's all about the knowledge. Run free thieves and murderers. Pip pip cheerio!"
x's 12.
"Hi, I'm Sherlock Holmes. I am sexist and conceited and enjoy deducing people's background by pointing out trivial things about them such as the color of their socks or the mud smears on their sleeves in order to make them think I'm amazing. Somehow, I have a great house in London, a plethora of nice suits and costumes, and fuel a cocaine addiction while working for free and turning down payment for all of my services. People come to me with problems that are obvious but that they apparently can't solve themselves. I listen to them and then disappear for a day to solve the crime in secret, repeatedly screwing over my so-called friend Watson. Once I have an answer, I pompously tell everyone (especially Watson) that they have no powers of observation and that, as always, I had the answer from the beginning. I don't try to get the criminal convicted though. It's all about the knowledge. Run free thieves and murderers. Pip pip cheerio!"
x's 12.