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Two points about this odd, sour, sometimes zippy but more often quite tedious novel that Wells thought was his greatest work.
I really love that well-known guide 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die Horribly, it’s true book porn, all those mug shots of authors who I hardly thought had faces at all (ee cummings, Thomas Mann), some of which seem to be chosen to be the least flattering as possible (Peter Esterhazy, Mario Puzo). But sometimes this book seems to be playing games with us. Do they really really deep down in their hearts think everyone should read Euphues: The Anatomy of Wit by John Lyly (1578) or Aithiopika by Heliodorus (250 AD)? And sometimes the short essay about the book in question seems, well, quite off-putting. As is the case with Tono-Bungay. They say
The work is loosely structured, replete with often suspect or woolly generalisations about the state of England and contains various anti-Semitic and racist features.
And ends up with
Wells seems to be almost in love with the cynical greed that he depicts
As recommendations go, I have read more enthusiastic.
Second, this novel has comedy sections and serious sections, there’s no mistaking one for the other, the gear changes are screechingly loud, and the story of George’s first marriage is very serious, almost the best part. He is a very inexperienced young man and falls in love with a woman named Marion. She doesn’t seem so keen on him but he turns up the pressure until they get married. Only then does he find out she has a horror of physical contact. But there’s more :
I do still recall as the worst and most disastrous aspect of all that time, her absolute disregard of her own beauty. It’s the pettiest thing to record, I know, but she could wear curl-papers in my presence. It was her idea, too, to “wear out” her old clothes and her failures at home when “no one was likely to see her” – “no one” being myself. She allowed me to accumulate a store of ungracious and slovenly memories.
Poor George. Then I remembered a Burt Bacharach song from 1963 called "Wives and Lovers". It covers the same territory. Here’s how it goes:
Hey, little girl, comb your hair, fix your makeup
Soon he will open the door
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger
You needn't try anymore
For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I'm warning you
Day after day there are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers
You may not see him again
Could be Hal David, the lyricist, had been reading Tono-Bungay or maybe just reflecting on his own life. When the great Burt died in February I didn’t notice this one was listed amongst his greatest works. Can’t think why.
Look how serious Jack is about warning you girls!
I really love that well-known guide 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die Horribly, it’s true book porn, all those mug shots of authors who I hardly thought had faces at all (ee cummings, Thomas Mann), some of which seem to be chosen to be the least flattering as possible (Peter Esterhazy, Mario Puzo). But sometimes this book seems to be playing games with us. Do they really really deep down in their hearts think everyone should read Euphues: The Anatomy of Wit by John Lyly (1578) or Aithiopika by Heliodorus (250 AD)? And sometimes the short essay about the book in question seems, well, quite off-putting. As is the case with Tono-Bungay. They say
The work is loosely structured, replete with often suspect or woolly generalisations about the state of England and contains various anti-Semitic and racist features.
And ends up with
Wells seems to be almost in love with the cynical greed that he depicts
As recommendations go, I have read more enthusiastic.
Second, this novel has comedy sections and serious sections, there’s no mistaking one for the other, the gear changes are screechingly loud, and the story of George’s first marriage is very serious, almost the best part. He is a very inexperienced young man and falls in love with a woman named Marion. She doesn’t seem so keen on him but he turns up the pressure until they get married. Only then does he find out she has a horror of physical contact. But there’s more :
I do still recall as the worst and most disastrous aspect of all that time, her absolute disregard of her own beauty. It’s the pettiest thing to record, I know, but she could wear curl-papers in my presence. It was her idea, too, to “wear out” her old clothes and her failures at home when “no one was likely to see her” – “no one” being myself. She allowed me to accumulate a store of ungracious and slovenly memories.
Poor George. Then I remembered a Burt Bacharach song from 1963 called "Wives and Lovers". It covers the same territory. Here’s how it goes:
Hey, little girl, comb your hair, fix your makeup
Soon he will open the door
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger
You needn't try anymore
For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I'm warning you
Day after day there are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers
You may not see him again
Could be Hal David, the lyricist, had been reading Tono-Bungay or maybe just reflecting on his own life. When the great Burt died in February I didn’t notice this one was listed amongst his greatest works. Can’t think why.
Look how serious Jack is about warning you girls!