448 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1,2006
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Grew up in a lesbian commune and was home-schooled until the age of twelve. Never saw a TV set until age fifteen. Wants to be statistically normal to counteract his wacko upbringing. Grew up without pop culture or music....
Has a thriving marijuana grow-op. Is Ethan s mother.more...
Wants desperately to be a speaking part actor. Ballroom dancing fanatic. Father of Ethan and Greg....
Narrator. Hates humidity ... lives in fear of karaoke....
Novelist...