4.5

“-Gytha Ogg, what are you doing?
- Eating something
- Can't you sleep?
-I can't get to sleep, Esme- complained Granny Ogg-. I don't understand why.
-Hey, you're eating a garlic sausage! I'm sharing the bed with someone who's eating garlic sausages!
-Hey, it's mine! Give it back to me! (…) I thought you liked garlic, Esme- said Granny Ogg's resentful voice.
-Garlic sausages are fine in their place, and their place isn't the bed. I don't want to hear another word. And move over, you're taking up all the room”.

This is the third book that makes up the witch saga. Sincerely, I didn't intend to read this book until later. However, due to a series of special circumstances, I found myself in the need to reread this third part. I was afraid that I wouldn't like it as much without taking a break. Fortunately, that wasn't the case. It even encouraged me more.

“Artists and writers have always had a rather exaggerated idea of what goes on at a witches' coven. That's because they spend so much time in small rooms, with the curtains drawn, instead of going out to get some fresh air which is healthier”.

This installment features the same protagonists: the three ladies, the three witches or the monstrous trio (as I would like to call them).

“-You only have to look at the three of you- he said-. Overflowing with good intentions that are no use for anything. The maiden, the mother and the harpy.
-Who are you calling a maiden? - Granny Ogg raged.
-Who are you calling a mother? - Magrat raged.
Nanny Ogg blushed for a moment, like someone who has just discovered that there's only one straw left and everyone else has drawn a long one.”

However, this novel has a rather different tone from its previous installment. In it, the author wants to show us the importance of fairy tales and popular folklore and the power they have over us. We all know the stories of Little Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, the three little pigs, among others. There isn't a single version, some darker than others (due to the era, now they are only more sweetened), but they always follow the same pattern.

“That's why, in the Discworld, people take things very seriously.
Like fairy tales.
Because fairy tales are important,
People think that it's the people who shape the fairy tales. In reality, it's the other way around.
The fairy tales exist independently of those who participate in them. If one knows that, the knowledge is power.”

I can't compare this novel with the previous one, as I said before, it has a different tone and it would be like comparing water with oil. I laughed a lot more than the first time. Anyone who sees my book will see that it's more filled with post-its than with pages. I don't regret it. On the other hand, it has a more philosophical touch than the previous one and it makes you think while making you laugh. This is one of the majestic touches of this author. That's why I love him so much and I won't get tired of reading him.

“Listen, happy endings are always fine as long as they're happy on their own- said Nanny Ogg, looking up at the sky-. But you can't fabricate them for others. It's like thinking that the only way to guarantee a happy marriage is to chop off the bride and groom's heads as soon as they say "I do". Happiness can't be fabricated”.

Dodata je i poslednja mačka na spisak koji ćete čitati na Bosonogoj. This simple sentence holds an element of excitement. It implies that there is a list on Bosonogoj that you are going to read, and now the final cat has been added to that list. One can't help but wonder what kind of cats are on this list and what makes the last one so special. Maybe it has unique characteristics or an interesting story behind it. The addition of this last cat might make the reading experience even more engaging and enjoyable. It could potentially add a new dimension to the list and make it stand out. Whether you are a cat lover or just someone who enjoys reading interesting lists, this addition is sure to pique your curiosity and make you eager to explore what Bosonogoj has to offer.

When Magrat, Gytha, and Esme go wandering, trouble inevitably follows.

It's truly fascinating to observe how Magrat blossoms and comes into her own in this particular instance.

I have reread these passages several times, and each time I discover something new and enchanting.

In my humble opinion (IMHO), the witch books are simply the best. They offer a unique blend of magic, mystery, and memorable characters that keep me coming back for more.

Whether it's the witty banter between the witches or the thrilling adventures they embark on, these books have a charm all their own.

I highly recommend them to anyone who enjoys a good dose of magic and mayhem in their reading.

For the plot line with Gribo - all ten stars.♥️

This is the third adventure with my favourite witches, featuring a vivid cast of characters. Here, we are introduced to Mrs. Gogol, as well as Mr. Casanunda (yes, it's who you might fear). In addition, there's the almost always cheerful Nanny, the perpetually grumpy but ultimately "good" Granny, and the always dishevelled Magrat. And, of course, my favourite cat.

A fairy godmother passes away without arranging a successor, so she bequeaths her wand to Magrat. This responsibility compels Magrat to seek out her fairy godchild and ensure her safety. As usual, where Magrat goes, Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax follow. And it's a good thing too, as those two are truly the best (though the combination of all three is hilariously entertaining). They journey "abroad" to Genua, where Magrat's fairy godchild resides, and discover that wishes are not as simple as they seem. In fact, they are far more dangerous, especially when the other fairy godmother has a penchant for happily ever afters and is willing to go to any lengths to enforce one on her fairy godchild and the entire population of Genua.

The three witches traverse through some strange places, inspired by tales such as The Wizard of Oz, Baba Yaga, Red Riding Hood, Hansel & Gretel, and Sleeping Beauty. Before reaching "the end game," which is a lot like Cinderella (with nods to The Count of Monte Cristo thrown in for good measure), until it becomes its own unique story. And, of course, there's the whole fairy realm/mirror world theme.

The merry runaround presents yet another adversary: the other fairy godmother isn't the only problem. Stories have a life of their own and want to be told. This one has already begun and is determined to play out. Yep, stories are characters in their own right.

Highlights in this particular book include Greebo with the vampire, Granny playing cards, and Greebo being turned into a human (and what he does while in a man's body).

As is typical of the Discworld and Sir Terry Pratchett in general, this book not only offers silly fun and fast-paced action (including not one but two witches' duels), but also prompts contemplation on some very profound matters. It's not as broad and clichéd as "good vs evil," but rather delves into the nature of wishes, what happens when they are fulfilled, the true meaning of fairy tales, gender roles, courage vs. cruelty, and not losing sight of oneself, among other things.

What makes this book so special is how Sir Terry Pratchett effortlessly slips in incredibly funny puns, such as Nanny's translation skills, before delivering a powerful emotional punch. You'll either find yourself laughing so hard you cry or being overcome with feelings. A feat that very few authors can accomplish so masterfully.

At first, I was a bit disappointed that this volume wasn't narrated by Celia Imrie, who had done an excellent job with the first Granny Weatherwax book. However, the story quickly made me forget about that. In fact, this has instantly become one of my favourite books in this series.

DNF at 50%

This book is truly childish and makes no sense at all. It tells the story of three witches who embark on a journey "abroad" and encounter various well-known fairy tale stories such as Sleeping Beauty, Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wizard of Oz along the way. The witches in the book are not only ridiculous but also more than a little stupid. The plot seems to be put together in a rather lazy manner, and the writing is so convoluted that it is extremely difficult to follow. I initially wanted to persevere and finish reading it, but to be honest, it simply isn't worth my precious time. There are so many other great books out there that deserve my attention and this one just doesn't make the cut.

Witches Abroad (Discworld, #12; Witches #3), Terry Pratchett

Witches Abroad is the twelfth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, originally published in 1991. The story is filled with various themes such as fairy tales, fairy godmothers, Cinderella, The Wizard of Oz, New Orleans, Carnival / Mardi Gras, Swamps, and Voodoo. After the death of the witch Desiderata Hollow, Magrat Garlick is given her magic wand as Desiderata was both a witch and a fairy godmother. She makes Magrat the new fairy godmother to Emberella, who lives across the Disc in Genua. However, Desiderata fails to provide any instructions on using the wand, causing Magrat to turn everything she points it at into a pumpkin, including several animals around her cottage. Now, it's up to Magrat and her companions, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, to ensure Emberella doesn't marry the Duke, despite the efforts of another witch in Genua named Lily. The journey to Genua is filled with misadventures, and upon arrival, they discover that Magrat is not the only fairy godmother of Emberella. Lilith, who is actually Lily, Granny Weatherwax's older sister, has been manipulating the stories and Genua itself. The witches face many challenges and end up in a dungeon after being discovered at a Masked Ball. The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett is extremely popular, with over eighty million copies sold in thirty-seven languages. It consists of more than forty novels, eleven short stories, four non-fiction books, and several reference and companion books. Many of the novels have been adapted into various forms such as graphic novels, computer games, stage plays, and television series. The series has won numerous awards and has been highly regarded by readers and critics alike.

This is a truly delightful book that combines the charm of fairy tales with a touch of satire on tourism. It offers a unique and entertaining reading experience that is sure to capture the hearts of readers.

However, my one small criticism is that the story seems to meander a bit before reaching the main conflict. It takes a while for the plot to really heat up and for the action to begin. But this is a minor flaw in an otherwise excellent book.

Overall, I would highly recommend this book to anyone who loves fairy tales, satire, or just a good laugh. It's a fun ride from start to finish, and one that you won't soon forget.

Whether you're looking for a lighthearted read to pass the time or a book to share with your family and friends, this one is definitely worth checking out. So go ahead and pick it up – you won't be disappointed!

Dear Pretties,

I'm still carrying on with this series and my healthy exercises. I truly love reading this sub-series as I can identify so well with Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg. This time around, it seems that Pratchett was having a bit of fun spoofing several fairy tales. I don't think it'll take me long to finish this book.

Day 13: I'm back to the exercising, and my husband is calling out the exercises for me. It's kind of nice to have his support. \\n  \\n

Day 14: I really hate that I have to have privacy to exercise. I used to be involved in Martial Arts and Self-defense, and I've discovered just how difficult it is to get back to where I used to be. This is how I picture my daughter is thinking when I send her and her brother out of the room. \\n  \\n

Day 15: OH MY GODS! The 30 DAY FITNESS CHALLENGE has been updated and a new leg workout has been added! My OCD just can't handle starting a new workout. So, being the stupid me, I did 3 days worth of the exercises, just so I could have rest days on the same day. \\n  \\n

Day 16: I was just so lazy today. I'm actually surprised that I didn't spend the entire day passed out sleeping like I did on the previous rest days. This definitely requires some reflection. \\n  \\n

Day 17: Surprisingly, I was like this in my workouts today. \\n  \\n

And now I'm finished with the book. All I can say is that this one was even better than the last. By the end, I was crying from laughing so hard. I'll keep you updated with the next installment. Ta-ta Pretties!

shizuku

Witches Abroad is the 12th installment in Sir Terry Pratchett's remarkable Discworld series. The Discworld is a unique literary universe where reading the books in order isn't strictly necessary. Each story unfolds in the same world, with characters making surprise appearances in one another's tales. However, I, with my penchant for following things in sequence, find myself compelled to do just that. At #12, it might seem like an achievement, and ordinarily, it would be. But Sir Pratchett, the prolific genius, has a whopping 39 books set in this wacky, absurd fantasy world. A world that exists on a flat planet (yes, literally flat), traveling through space on the backs of four elephants, which in turn stand on the shell of Great A'Tuin, the sky turtle. And I still have 27 books (and counting*) to go.

*Despite being diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer's in 2007, Pratchett continued to faithfully produce well-received books.

Witches Abroad features the beloved group of characters known as The Witches. While not as uproariously funny as the Night Watch, they still manage to elicit plenty of laughter from me. The entire novel is essentially a deconstruction of fairy tales. Three witches must prevent a princess from marrying a prince and defeat a fairy-godmother, all while ensuring that stories don't take over the world. And they're the good guys! There's Granny Weatherwax, a fearsome witch who seems more like a force of nature than an old woman. Nanny Ogg, who has a bit of a saucy side. And Magrat Garlick, often described as a "wet hen."

The pacing in Witches Abroad is typical of Pratchett. There are no traditional chapters, and the characters are thrust directly into the action. Like many Discworld novels, it's a wild ride of inappropriate humor and clever wordplay that gradually evolves into genuine emotion. It had a somewhat slow start and didn't quite reach the level of authenticity I was hoping for at the end, but overall, it was a very enjoyable read. Pratchett is a master of symmetry, and fittingly for a story about the power of stories**, he knows exactly how to work his magic.

**This book also delves into themes of mirrors, sisters, cats, zombies, and features dwarves and other assorted fairy tale elements. There's even a Gollum-parody near the beginning.

And now, as is customary with a Discworld book review, here are some wacky quotes:

"Nanny Ogg [...] had a tendency to come out with what Magrat thought of as double-intenders, although in Nanny Ogg's case they were generally single entendres, and proud of it."

"Despite many threats, Granny Weatherwax had never turned anyone into a frog. The way she saw it, there was a technically less cruel but cheaper and much more satisfying thing you could do. You could leave them human and make them think they were a frog, which also provided much innocent entertainment for passers-by."

"Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because -- what with trolls and dwarfs and so on -- speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green."

"'Baths is unhygienic,' Granny declared. 'You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that.'"

"Magrat was annoyed. She was also frightened, which made her even more annoyed. It was hard for people when Magrat was annoyed. It was like being attacked by damp tissue."

"She hated everything that predestined people, that fooled them, that made them slightly less than human."

"You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage."

[First read: 9th May, 2011. 4 Stars.

Second read: 23rd August, 2023. 4 Stars.]

The work under consideration has received a consistent rating of 4 stars in both the first and second readings. However, it is teetering on the verge of five stars. A more in-depth rumination is required to determine if it truly merits that higher accolade.

Upon the first reading in 2011, it left a significant impression, warranting a 4-star rating. And now, more than a decade later, in the second reading of 2023, it still holds its charm and quality, once again receiving 4 stars.

But there is something about it that makes one question if it could be even better. Maybe it's a certain nuance that wasn't fully grasped before, or perhaps it's the evolution of the reader's own perspective. Whatever the case may be, a full review will follow, delving deeper into the details and aspects of the work to decide if it can indeed ascend to the coveted five-star status.

Series Buddy Read with Trish November 2024
Once again, I discover that this installment is one of the funniest in the series to date. The parts I loved the most in my 2019 review remain my favorites. The three wonderful witches, each with their distinct personalities, Greebo, the deliciously mischievous character, and all the new characters introduced in Genua, make this book truly special.

Unfinished Series Read 2019
A review will follow shortly, I promise