The book commences with the death of Desiderata Hollow, an elderly witch who, like most witches, had foreseen her own end and knew precisely when she was going to die. This was especially convenient in her case as it enabled her to set in motion plans that would carry on even after her passing. Using her skills in headology, she ensured that Esme, Nanny, and Magrat would make their way to Genua. Esmerelda’s sister, Lilith, had gone power-mad and Desiderata was ultimately no match for her. She was ruling the entire city and forcing its inhabitants into stories of her own making, regardless of whether they desired to be a part of it or not. Currently, she was manipulating a young girl into marrying a frog prince, although she had disguised him to appear like a regular prince. However, the disguise was not flawless and the young bride-to-be, Emberella, wanted nothing to do with him. She thought he was slimy and was concerned by the whispers of the townsfolk regarding his eyes.
Desiderata lured the three Lancre witches into this situation by sending Magrat the fairy godmother wand, along with a letter stating that she was now the second Fairy Godmother to Emberella and that she was to travel to Genua to halt the wedding. (There are always two fairy godmothers, the good one and the bad one, of course.) So, off went Granny, Nanny, and Magrat several thousand miles across the Discworld to Genua, a completely foreign land.
On their journey to Genua, they encountered some dwarves who had been trapped in a cave-in. Nanny had a house dropped on her, and they discovered a half-human, half-wolf creature that was in absolute misery and a victim of Lilith’s meddling. Throughout this adventure, Magrat did her best to assist with her magic wand, but all she could manage to do was turn things into pumpkins. The three witches consumed more pumpkin than they ever wished to on this journey to foreign parts. The letters home that Nanny sent were some of the most entertaining aspects of this book. The three witches were amazed by things like garlic and food that hadn’t been boiled.
We had some stuff it was chewy you’ll never guess it was snails, and not bad and Esme had three helpins before she found out and then had a Row with the cook and Magrat was sick all night just at the thought of it and had the dire rear. Thinking of you your loving MUM. PS the privies here are DESGUSTING, they have them INDORES, so much for HIGEINE.
Once they arrived in Genua, they encountered Mrs. Gogol – a voodoo witch. She was also dissatisfied with what was transpiring in Genua, and her magic was not to be underestimated. At one point, both she and Granny wanted to “take care of Lilith”. Esme insisted it was a family matter, which pushed Mrs. Gogol’s buttons enough for her to perform voodoo on Esme. Oh, and Greebo made his first appearance as a human. So there’s that