After having seen the musical adaptation countless times, I felt it was about time I delved into the original text before the movie's release. I was truly shocked that I hadn't read it earlier. However, my intuition was spot-on in avoiding this book for such a long time. Because what on earth was this jumbled mess?! The story was painfully dull, horribly sexist, and an absolute chore to get through. It's easy to see why the musical only took a loose inspiration from this source. I couldn't connect with anything - not the characters, the setting, the story, or the dialogue. Absolutely nothing. I purchased the double-feature edition that includes the sequel, Son of a Witch, but it's safe to say that I don't envision myself reading it anytime soon. This book was a major disappointment and failed to capture my interest or imagination in any way.