When I embarked on this book last month, I was rather taken aback to discover that not a single chapter was centered around my beloved characters. Instead, most of the point-of-view characters were secondary ones or completely new to me. Nevertheless, it still held an air of excitement, so I endeavored to embrace the change. The previous installment had been my favorite in the series, and I couldn't help but wonder why this one couldn't be even better.
I must commence by stating that the title of this book is rather misleading. "A Folly for Crows" would have been a more fitting and honest choice. I have never dedicated so much time to a book only to be left with such a meager return. Virtually nothing occurred throughout the majority of it. There was a slight glimmer of activity near the end, but I have a sneaking suspicion that everything in this book could have been neatly condensed and incorporated into the next one. What a tiresome experience. I probably accomplish more in a single day than most of those characters did in two entire chapters. If they're not going to do anything, they really shouldn't be the point-of-view characters. It's truly that straightforward. Half the time, I felt an overwhelming urge to leap into the book and prod the characters with a stick just to get them moving.
To further exacerbate my annoyance, the overuse of certain phrases became a significant pet peeve. For instance, the phrase "Words are wind" was repeated a staggering six times. Initially, it was quite quotable, but as it continued to be recycled, it rapidly became monotonous. There was another line that was used no less than nine times. I sincerely hope that this won't become a recurring trend in the subsequent book.
Typically, in these books, things don't really start to heat up until I pass the 50% mark. However, that wasn't the case here. It wasn't until nearly the very end that I finally felt a glimmer of genuine interest. Suffice it to say, whatever small amount of patience I possessed when I began this book was completely exhausted in this instance.
Another telltale sign that I'm thoroughly enjoying a book (especially in this series) is the number of updates I post or quotes I like and share. Unfortunately, in this case, both of these were severely lacking. For the most part, I simply didn't feel that there was anything particularly worthy of sharing.
I also ceased watching the show during the time I was reading this book. A certain incident sealed the deal for me. Kudos to the producers for that. Additionally, the plot of the show has deviated significantly from that of the books, and in many respects, there are valid reasons for this. I'm not entirely certain what Martin is up to, but I know for sure that I'm not deriving any enjoyment from it. "Let's just get this over with" has been my mindset for quite some time now. Maybe I just miss Daenerys. Or perhaps I'm simply of the opinion that this is all becoming rather ridiculous.