I know, I know.... this is the ugly stepchild of the whole series. I get it, I do.
Many of our beloved characters simply aren't featured much in this book.
Before we get our panties in a bunch, let's think about that for a second. If they weren't in the book, that means Mr. Martin couldn't kill them off!!! See? There is always an up side to everything.
To be completely fair, however, at this point Mr. Martin could write "Hodor" and "words are wind" 100,000 times on a piece of toilet paper and I would probably give that 5 ninja bunnehs as well. Because I am this cat (metaphorically speaking, of course).
There are two of my favorite people in this book. I ship that shit like FedEx.
And so, my dear Mr. Martin, once again you have earned unicorn rainbow farts and my complete continued addiction to your series.
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