Within just a few pages, it becomes crystal clear why James Patterson has sold an astronomical number of books. His storytelling style is refreshingly simple, and there's absolutely nothing amiss with that. The action unfolds with remarkable fluidity, keeping the reader engaged from start to finish.
Hide and Seek is only the second book by Patterson that I've had the pleasure of reading, but it's evident that he adheres to a formula that works. And why wouldn't he? Some of his works have been successfully adapted for the big screen, and perhaps after the resounding success of his Alex Cross novels, he discovered a winning blueprint. He has consistently found a way to give his readers exactly what they desire. To me, this is a true skill. If I were in his shoes as a writer, I would do the same.
For some inexplicable reason, authors don't seem to enjoy the same freedom as musicians or filmmakers when it comes to telling stories. By freedom, I mean the absence of a certain type of snobbery that seems to pervade the literary world. Authors often face criticism for writing anything that has even a hint of mass appeal. In a way, I might have been initially put off by Patterson's astronomical sales figures. I'm not entirely sure, but it could be because I'm aware of the dismal statistics regarding reading, especially among certain age groups and demographics. This might have led me to be skeptical of a book that has been read so widely. However, I'm actively trying to shed this attitude, and reading Hide and Seek is a step in that direction.
Ultimately, I firmly believe that reading is of utmost importance. It shouldn't be regarded as a pastime reserved solely for the intelligent. People shouldn't look down on others for reading something from the "popcorn" aisle. So what if it's entertainment? Each to their own. Who has the right to judge?
The lead character in this story, Maggie Bradford, a world-famous singer accused of killing two of her husbands, is a likeable protagonist. Patterson does a commendable job of presenting a female lead without it feeling forced or contrived. This, for me, is the most skillful aspect of the story. My favorite character, however, is Maggie's second husband, Will Shepherd. A former Premiership superstar striker who transitions into a Hollywood film star when his football career is prematurely cut short, we witness his gradual descent into madness. He would be a complex character to portray as an actor.
Could I have cared more deeply for the characters? Perhaps. But it wasn't a burden to reach the end, and the ending had a satisfying twist. The short chapters, which might deter some readers, actually had the opposite effect on me, making me eager to read on. Maybe I'm biased on this point, as short chapters are a characteristic of my own writing style. Hey, if it works for the multi-million-selling Patterson...
Hide and Seek was first published in 1988, but it doesn't strike me as overly dated. I have one more James Patterson book on my shelf to read, but after that, I highly doubt I'll be delving into more of his works in search of something new. However, if a non-reader were to approach me and ask where they should begin their foray into fiction, I would gladly recommend this book to them, as I don't think they would struggle to finish it.
“He was there with his wife, an ordinary-looking woman who wore huge, oval-rimmed glasses and no makeup. I remember wondering why so attractive a man would marry this woman, but when we got a chance to talk, I liked her a lot. The Nizhinskis told me they were both fans. Hoopty-doo” (328).
a. Maggie demeans this woman because she doesn’t wear makeup and therefore doesn’t conform to the stereotype of womanhood that society demands. But Maggie herself shuns fancy parties and showiness in favor of raw emotion and realism in her music. So why the judgement, hmm?
b. The phrase “hoopty-doo.” Has anyone ever said this out loud? She also says things like “hooo boy” (50, 398) and “Hooo boy, hoo boy, hooo boy” (65).
7. The descriptions of a side character, Norma Breen. “And it was Bailford who came up to her as she hefted her slightly overweight body out of her car” (314).Hefted. This other woman carries an “extra twenty pounds” so “a lot of men were overlooking her” (345). So she’s maybe a size 8 or 10? A freak! An abomination!
8. Toward the end, SPOILER: when Will comes back to the house and Maggie finds him in Jennie’s room, Maggie chases him into the front yard with the gun he bought. He attacks her and beats her so hard she breaks multiple ribs (or so she says). She passes out and the gun goes off. Next thing we know, she’s waking up in her bed, bruised and battered, and a cop tells her she’s under arrest for murder. Now, one would think, the fact that she’s beaten within an inch of her life matters, but it doesn’t. It never comes up again. The only explanation I can think of is that Patterson forgot that Maggie had some recourse for self-defense in favor of introducing a twist in the third act. 9. While no women explicitly “breast boobily,” I submit that Will “dicks cockily.” 10. Will describing himself as the “werewolf of insert location” every time he went looking for a woman to assault. If you liked this book, then more power to you, but I won’t be taking any more James Patterson novels out of the Little Free Library in my neighborhood.