Ok, I read it. I read the whole thing. Was this my favorite Carl Hiaasen book? No, but it was indeed an entertaining read. The characters are truly diverse and engaging.
Palmer Stoat, an obsessive/compulsive individual who has a strange habit of littering instead of keeping the offending item with him. He is a confident deal maker in the heart of the Florida political arena, always up to something.
Desie Stoat, young and beautiful, yet unlucky in love. She is Palmer's third wife and is constantly wondering how and why she is still with him. Her character adds an element of mystery and complexity to the story.
Twilly Spree, a rather unique character. To call him a hero might be a bit of a stretch. With anger management issues and no filter, he is constantly on the hunt for injustices, which he seems to find in every corner of the state.
Boodle/McGuinn, Palmer's dog. The name Boodle was given as a joke, as it means a bribe or illicit payment. However, Twilly quickly changes his name to McGuinn when he takes possession of the dog.
The focus of all these characters is Shearwater Island, a natural and lightly populated habitat that is soon to be transformed into luxury condos, hotels, and a golf course. The story unfolds at a rapid pace, introducing many more interesting characters than those I've listed. It reaches a satisfying conclusion that leaves the reader feeling content. This book might just be the perfect summer beach read. I guarantee it won't be a waste of time.