'Sick Puppy', the fourth installment in the Skink series, is filled to the brim with the typical strange, clueless, and vulgar characters that inhabit Carl Hiaasen's Florida. Land developers are wreaking havoc on the landscape with their absurd destruction.
Clinton Tyree, also known as Skink, the former governor of Florida and a bit crazy, is once again lured out of his Everglades home. He becomes involved in a conflict between a group of greedy real estate developers and perverted politicians who are eager to pave over an undeveloped Florida island, and a crazed wealthy environmentalist named Twilly Spree, who is trying to stop their plans with threats and sabotage.
Twilly Spree is engaged in a losing battle against the developers, but he just can't stop himself. When he follows a lobbyist, Palmer Stoat, home to teach him a lesson about not littering from his car, he sees an opportunity for retribution by kidnapping Boodle, a friendly and dim-witted black Labrador running around the Stoat house. However, Stoat doesn't understand the message. He is in the middle of working out a deal for the state legislature and the Florida Governor, Dick Artemus, to provide funding for a bridge to an island that is currently home to millions of frogs. The client behind this deal is a criminal named Robert Clapley, who wants to turn the island into skyscrapers and parking lots.
Instead, Stoat's wife, Desie, follows Twilly.
When Governor Dick discovers the mess Stoat is in - the supposed kidnapping of his wife and dog - he reluctantly vetoes the bridge funding. But he's not about to let his campaign contributors down. He sends for Skink, planning to blackmail him into tracking down Twilly. Meanwhile, Clapley sends his murderous henchman, Mr. Gash, after the kidnapper as well.
Unfortunately, everyone forgets that big, rambunctious Boodle has his own agendas, even if they are just doggie ones. Don't drop that leash! Oh no.
Can this group of conniving con artists somehow counter each other's cultural clashes? Stay tuned...
"Son, I can't tell you what to do with your life--hell, you've seen what I've done with mine. But I will tell you there's probably no peace for people like you and me in this world. Somebody's got to be angry or nothing gets fixed. That's what we were put here for, to stay pissed off."