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This is going to be a very fair review!
I'm just kidding.
This was the worst book I've read in a long, long time. I don't know what it is about Richard Ford. I really admire his short story collection, "Rock Springs." He has some great words in that book. But I read his first novel, "A Piece of My Heart," and that was trite. Which brings me to "The Sportswriter."
Some background: apparently Frank Bascombe, the book's (and subsequent series) narrator, is one of the most beloved and regaled characters in contemporary literature. Pardon my French, but how in the fuck is that possible? Ford's narrator (and I want to call him Ford's literary alter-ego) is a total ass. He had no change in this book. He stalks his ex-wife. He proposes to his younger girlfriend, WHO HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE, numerous times despite her telling him to piss off. And he tells us about all these women who wanted to sleep with him. Oh, and he has a dead kid. But really that pain in his past doesn't create any sympathy.
This book is overly self-indulgent. You know those writers who spend way too much time writing about things that don't matter in the grand scheme of things? About 55% of this book is just that. Useless detail, made unbearable by Frank's whiny self-satisfying white-male egotist narration. I recall Raymond Chandler's Philip Marlowe when I say "You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you." That sums this book.
The incredibly sad part is is that this book could have been at least enjoyable. I get that Ford is writing a story about an unsatisfied middle-aged white guy in the modern world. Okay, but wouldn't it be great to have the events of his novel be about the death of his son and he following disintegration of his marriage? At least then Ford would have something interesting to explore - the breakdown of this character. Actually, you know, PUT HIM THROUGH SOME STUFF TO MAKE HIM CHANGE???? The sequel of this won the Pulitzer Prize. I don't even know if I want to read it. Going to need a whole bunch of bottles of Jameson for that one.
I've never ripped a book to pieces before. But I could not restrain myself with this one. No one deserves to read this, unless the CIA decides to use it for torture tactics.
Also, the use of the word "dreaminess" got on my damn nerves. Use a dictionary, Richard. Find some other words.
And speaking of words, Ford uses the word Negro in this book a lot. Unironically. It's always "The Negro woman," or "the Negro players on the team." Even saw the phrase "Negroid features." And he wasn't using it to make a point that his character was a racist, or racially insensitive. Ford is just an ass, apparently. But this is also the man who spat on Colson Whitehead because he wrote a bad review. Don't read his book. It sucks.
I'm just kidding.
This was the worst book I've read in a long, long time. I don't know what it is about Richard Ford. I really admire his short story collection, "Rock Springs." He has some great words in that book. But I read his first novel, "A Piece of My Heart," and that was trite. Which brings me to "The Sportswriter."
Some background: apparently Frank Bascombe, the book's (and subsequent series) narrator, is one of the most beloved and regaled characters in contemporary literature. Pardon my French, but how in the fuck is that possible? Ford's narrator (and I want to call him Ford's literary alter-ego) is a total ass. He had no change in this book. He stalks his ex-wife. He proposes to his younger girlfriend, WHO HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE, numerous times despite her telling him to piss off. And he tells us about all these women who wanted to sleep with him. Oh, and he has a dead kid. But really that pain in his past doesn't create any sympathy.
This book is overly self-indulgent. You know those writers who spend way too much time writing about things that don't matter in the grand scheme of things? About 55% of this book is just that. Useless detail, made unbearable by Frank's whiny self-satisfying white-male egotist narration. I recall Raymond Chandler's Philip Marlowe when I say "You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you." That sums this book.
The incredibly sad part is is that this book could have been at least enjoyable. I get that Ford is writing a story about an unsatisfied middle-aged white guy in the modern world. Okay, but wouldn't it be great to have the events of his novel be about the death of his son and he following disintegration of his marriage? At least then Ford would have something interesting to explore - the breakdown of this character. Actually, you know, PUT HIM THROUGH SOME STUFF TO MAKE HIM CHANGE???? The sequel of this won the Pulitzer Prize. I don't even know if I want to read it. Going to need a whole bunch of bottles of Jameson for that one.
I've never ripped a book to pieces before. But I could not restrain myself with this one. No one deserves to read this, unless the CIA decides to use it for torture tactics.
Also, the use of the word "dreaminess" got on my damn nerves. Use a dictionary, Richard. Find some other words.
And speaking of words, Ford uses the word Negro in this book a lot. Unironically. It's always "The Negro woman," or "the Negro players on the team." Even saw the phrase "Negroid features." And he wasn't using it to make a point that his character was a racist, or racially insensitive. Ford is just an ass, apparently. But this is also the man who spat on Colson Whitehead because he wrote a bad review. Don't read his book. It sucks.