Babylon Confessions #2

Air Babylon

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Heard the one about the airline that has introduced 'corpse cupboards' on new planes to cope with the number of people who die in the air? Heard the story about the First Class air hostess who got fired for sitting on the face of a passenger during a long haul flight? Heard about the amount of knickers and false teeth that are left behind in the body of the plane? Heard how pissed-off stewards put laxatives in your drinks? Heard about the pilot who ran out of runway? Heard of the disabled passengers who miraculously walk again? No? Then you haven't read Air Babylon. Do you know the best place to have sex on a plane? Do you know how to dress for an upgrade? Do you know that one drink in the air equals three on the ground? Do you know who is checking you in? Who is checking you out? Do you know exactly what happens to your luggage once it leaves your sight? Is it secure? Are you safe? Do you really know anything about the business that you entrust your life to several times a year? Air Babylon is a trawl through the highs, the lows, and the rapid descents of the travel industry. It catalogues the births, the deaths, the drunken brawls, the sexual antics, and the debauchery behind the scenes of the ultimate service industry - where the world is divided into those who wear the uniform and those who don't...

329 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1,2005

This edition

Format
329 pages, Hardcover
Published
January 1, 2005 by Bantam Press
ISBN
9780593054567
ASIN
0593054563
Language
English

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July 15,2025
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I absolutely LOVED this book!

It was such an entertaining read that I found myself completely engrossed from start to finish.

What made it even more interesting was the inside look it gave into all the juicy gossip that goes on behind the scenes at an airport.

After reading this book, I have to admit that I never want to get on an aeroplane again!

It really opened my eyes to the chaos and drama that can unfold in such a seemingly ordinary place.

One piece of advice that I will definitely take away from this book is to NEVER be rude to anyone in an airport.

You just never know what kind of situation they might be dealing with or how it could potentially affect your own travel experience.

Overall, this was a very funny book that I would highly recommend to anyone looking for a lighthearted and enjoyable read.
July 15,2025
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This was an easy read that truly brightened up my commute to work.

It was a pleasant diversion during those otherwise ordinary moments.

I have to admit that I did enjoy it quite a bit.

However, like other reviewers have mentioned, I do have some doubts.

It seems rather unlikely that everything noted in the book could have happened within the same 24-hour period.

Some of the events described did seem a bit far fetched.

Despite these reservations, it was still a light-hearted read that provided some entertainment.

It was a nice way to pass the time and escape from the daily grind.

Overall, I would recommend it to those looking for a quick and easy read that doesn't take itself too seriously.

July 15,2025
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Great fun. It was truly laugh out loud funny. I really loved it. Perhaps it wasn't quite as gripping as Hotel Babylon, but it was hugely enjoyable all the same. The story had its own charm and entertainment value.


I certainly take my hat off to cabin crew and ground staff who work these jobs. They have to deal with all kinds of situations and people on a daily basis. It can't be easy.


Although they certainly seem to get their own back on difficult customers! It was quite amusing to see how they managed to handle those challenging passengers. Their wit and resourcefulness were really impressive.


Overall, it was a great read that kept me entertained from start to finish. I would highly recommend it to anyone looking for a light-hearted and enjoyable book.

July 15,2025
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Hilarious!

This is the perfect summer read! It's a fiction soap-opera style book that delves into the behind-the-scenes affairs and scandals of the airlines, stewardesses, and pilots.

The story takes you on a wild ride through the glamorous yet tumultuous world of air travel. You'll be introduced to a cast of colorful characters, each with their own secrets and dramas.

From steamy love affairs between pilots and stewardesses to juicy scandals that threaten to bring down the entire airline, this book has it all. It's a lighthearted and entertaining read that will keep you turning the pages from start to finish.

Whether you're lounging by the pool or on a long flight, this book is sure to provide you with hours of laughter and entertainment. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
July 15,2025
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\n  "Do you know the best place to have sex on a plane? Do you know that one drink in the air equals three on the ground? Do you know who is checking you in? Who is checking you out? Do you know what happens to your luggage once it leaves your sight? Is it secure? Are you safe?"
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(back cover)



This book offers a truly fascinating expose of life in the sky. It delves into various aspects that most passengers may not even consider. The questions posed on the back cover immediately pique the reader's interest and make them eager to discover the answers. Once I started reading this book, my perception of air travel completely changed. I became more aware of the hidden details and the behind-the-scenes operations. It made me realize that there is so much more to a flight than just sitting in a seat and reaching the destination. My journey has never been the same since I've read this book. It has opened my eyes to a whole new world of aviation and has made me look at air travel in a different light.

July 15,2025
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Lots of things I was curious to know about the behind-the-scenes world of the airline service industry. I wanted to understand how they manage to handle thousands of passengers every day, how they ensure the safety and comfort of everyone on board, and what goes on behind the scenes to make a flight run smoothly.


However, there are also some things that I really wish I didn't know. For example, the long hours and hard work that the check-in folks and flight attendants have to endure, the stress and pressure they face, and the sometimes difficult passengers they have to deal with.


The bottom line is that we should all be really really nice to the check-in folks and the flight attendants. They are the ones who make our travel experience possible, and they deserve our respect and appreciation. So the next time you fly, make sure to give them a smile and a kind word, and let them know that you appreciate all the hard work they do.

July 15,2025
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I truly adored this book. Having spent years as one of those "hosties" with a major international airline, I could relate to numerous stories within it. By the way, although some of the stories might be considered exaggerated, there is still an element of truth in them. However, this only makes the reading experience all the more fascinating.


It's an absolutely hilarious ride.


The story, presented through the eyes of an airport duty manager and taking place within a 24-hour time frame, reveals all the dramas that unfold in an international airport. From the baggage handlers to the check-in agents, flight attendants, and more, it offers a comprehensive look. It's a side-splitting journey that allows you to discover all the secrets of those people you usually don't care about or take for granted. And it shows how they seek revenge on those so-called hideous passengers.


Yes, flight crew, both in the cockpit and the cabin, do engage in mischief. Although the days of having fun during long layovers are now a thing of the past. Now, you fly to your destination, and if you're fortunate, you have a day there and then fly right back home. There's no time for partying. Well, I wonder how much one can fit into a night-stop.


Travellers are provided with a few tips on how to, in a light-hearted way, get themselves upgraded. It's extremely difficult, but I suppose one can still give it a try. Those drunken passengers, they确实 exist, believe me! And sex in the sky, it's not a myth. It actually happened on one of my flights.


I absolutely loved the scenes with the crew in the Dubai hotel. I couldn't stop laughing. In fact, I laughed throughout most of the reading of this book. It's truly a buzz.


And finally, it did bring back the most amazing memories I have of my flying life. You know, it's really true. We flight attendants are indeed "Jetsetters on the cheap." And oh yes, buy the book, have a good laugh, and try not to take it too seriously. Just enjoy the process as you turn the pages.
July 15,2025
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There were some moments that were supposed to be hilarious, but they just didn't quite hit the mark. They lacked that certain something that would have made them truly funny. Maybe it was the delivery, or perhaps the situation just wasn't as absurd as it could have been. Nevertheless, there were still a few chuckles here and there. However, in order to really make people laugh out loud, more authenticity and exaggeration might have been needed. It's like a comedian who tells a joke that sounds good on paper, but when it's actually performed, it falls flat. The audience is left with a sense of disappointment,期待着 something more. In conclusion, while there were some mildly amusing moments, they weren't real enough to be considered truly funny.

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