- THE FALL OF HYPERION ★★★★★
- ENDYMION: My feelings towards this book are extremely mixed. I had a great deal of enjoyment from the parts that I liked, yet I absolutely detested the parts that I didn't. Right from the start, it has one of the most awkward beginnings among all the books I've ever read. It takes an inordinate amount of time to get going. All Simmons does is set up what is essentially a hero's journey. However, he is too afraid to present it straightforwardly and instead wraps it in layer upon layer of self-deprecating and self-aware nonsense. In fact, at this stage of the saga, Simmons seems to have developed a strange fear of not being original enough. So, his clichés, which, be warned, have returned with a vengeance, are now always accompanied by awkward justifications, something like “I know this sounds like something that might happen in a bad movie, but…”. Honestly, I would have preferred the clichés to be presented straightforwardly. This new approach just leaves me confused. In this book, we follow three of the most dull and uninteresting characters in the entire saga on an interplanetary game of cat and mouse. At its worst, it reminded me of the outdated goofiness of The Thirty-Nine Steps. Raul Endymion is a rather sorry excuse for a protagonist. His diverse resume is like the backstories that Dwayne The Rock Johnson's characters are given in action thrillers to conveniently explain why he knows how to fly a helicopter, pick a lock, hack a satellite, and build IKEA furniture. I was much more rooting for their pursuer, Father Captain De Soya, one of the more complex and interesting characters in the saga. Anyway, things do eventually improve. Simmons is still the same old Idea Lunatic and he is far from running out of ideas. The adventure on Sol Draconi Septem ranks highly among my favorite moments in the saga. ★★★☆☆
- THE RISE OF ENDYMION ★★★☆☆