smash

Race: ogre

Description: Smash is actually half-ogre and half-human, because his father, Crunch married a Curse fiend. Smash is married to Tandy.

Characters

Smash

Race: ogreDescription: Smash is actually half-ogre and half-human, because his father, Crunch married a Curse fiend. Smash is married to Tandy....
Cherie

Race: centaurTalent: beautyDescription: Married to Chester, and dam of Chet and Chem. She has trouble coming to terms with her own, or any other centaurs talent.more...
Crombie

Race: humanTalent: DirectionDescription: Humfrey and Sofias soldier son. Spoiled by Demoness Metria as a child, he hated women for a time. However, he later marries Jewel the Nymph, and becomes the father of Tandy. His talent allows him to point to ...
Beauregard

Race: DemonDescription: A friend of Humfreys. He is highly educated, and is writing a doctoral thesis: "Fallibilities of Other Intelligent Life in Xanth". He is only moderately demonic-looking: his horns are vestigial, and his tail is tufted, not ba...
Chameleon

Race: humanTalent: Phasic: changes intelligence s talent changes with the month. She goes through three distinct phases, who each have a different name. She is married to Bink. At age 76, youthened to 16more...
Humfrey

Race: humanTalent: InformationDescription: He typically charges one years service as the fee for an Answer to a Question.more...
Justin Tree

Race: human/treeTalent: Voice projectionDescription: A man who was transformed by Evil Magician Trent into a tree, and who prefers being that way. His talent allows him to converse with untransformed folk. Later he associates closely with Breanna....
Crunch

Race: ogreDescription: A vegetarian ogre (he doesnt eat humans). He "rescued" a curse fiend actress dressed as an ogress from danger that was actually staged. However, the two became smitten and married. He is the father of Smash.more...
Dor

Race: humanTalent: Conversing with inanimateDescription: Dor is the son of Bink and Chameleon. He undertakes the tapestry adventure, and there befriends Jumper. He later marries Irene, and becomes the father of Ivy and Dolph. Later King....
Gorgon

Race: nymphTalent: Turning creatures to stoneDescription: The personification of the feminine promise/threat to men. The sight of Gorgons face turned at first just males, and then eventually all creatures to stone. The exception was Humfrey, whom sh...
Grundy

Race: golemTalent: Conversing with all living creaturesDescription: A small man-figure fashioned from wood, clay, rags, and other bits of refuse, who later comes to life. He is affectionately tolerated, despite being a remarkable insulter....
Borywog

Race: humanDescription: The frail and old former tutor of Omen....
Doreen

Race: humanDescription: A ghost kitchen maid, she is middle-aged, portly and snappish....
Fracto

Race: cloudDescription: A demon who disguised himself as a wicked tempered cloud....
Gerome

Race: centaurDescription: An elder of Centaur Isle....
Hiatus

Race: humanTalent: Manifesting sensory organsDescription: Hiatus can make noses, ears, eyes and the like appear on any surface. He is Lacunas twin brother, and is the son of Jonathan and Millie.more...
Ichabod

Race: humanDescription: A Mundane archivist, and researcher of Xanth. He is considered to be the best historian of Mundane Alabama....
Imp Ortant

Race: impDescription: Father of Quieta....
Lacuna

Race: humanTalent: Conjuring printDescription: With her talent, Lacuna can make print appear on anything, and she can change it at will. She is Hiatus twin sister, and is the daughter of Jonathan and Millie. Retroactively married to Vernon, with chi...
Oary

Race: humanDescription: Called the Imposter or Usurper King, he stole the throne of the Kingdom of Onesti from his nephew, King Good Omen....
Omen

Race: humanDescription: Also known as Good King Omen; the rightful heir to the throne of Oresti....
Weedles

Race: plantDescription: One of Irenes mischievous pet plants. more...
Zilch

Race: sea cowDescription: Irenes pet sea cow, who enjoys swimming in the castle moat.more...
Iris (piers Anthony)

Race: humanTalent: IllusionDescription: A Sorceress, her abilities are on par with the Magician Level. With her talent, she can create illusions that fool the physical senses. She is married to Trent, and is the mother of Irene....
Jewel

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Millie

Race: humanTalent: Sex appealDescription: Formerly a chambermaid at Castle Roogna, she was turned into a ghost for 800 years. Married to Jonathan, the Zombie Master, she is mother of Hiatus and Lacuna....
Irene

Race: humanTalent: Green thumbDescription: Irene was originally a sub-magician, and later became a full Sorceress. Her talent causes plants to grow rapidly, completing full life cycles in minutes. Daughter of Iris and Trent, married to Dor, and mother of ...
Trent

Race: HumanTalent: TransformationDescription: Once an Evil Magician, he was exiled to Mundania for twenty years, before returning to Xanth. His talent allows him to transform others into any other living form. Married to Iris, and father of Irene....
Roland

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Bianca

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Jonathan

Race: HumanTalent: Creating zombiesDescription: Also known as Zombie Master. Jonathan is a Magician, who can reanimate almost any body to make a zombie. Married to Millie, and father of Lacuna and Hiatus....
Chet

Race: CentaurTalent: CalculusDescription: The foal of Cherie and Chester, and Chems brother. His talent allows him to turn boulders into small stones, a process which he calls "Calculus".more...