granny weatherwax

Granny Weatherwax, (full name Esmerelda ("Esme") Weatherwax, Troll name Aaoograha hoa ("She Who Must Be Avoided,") Dwarf name K'ez'rek d'b'duz ("Go Around the Other Side of the Mountain,") Nac Mac Feegle name The Hag O' Hags ("The High Hag,")) is a witch, who lives in a small cottage outside the village of Bad Ass, in the kingdom of Lancre, on the Sto Plains face of the Ramtops.
She is considered, (not least of all by herself,) to be the best witch on the Discworld and is refered to by the Pictsies as the 'Hag O' Hags'. She is the resident witch of Bad Ass, but she tends to regard the whole kingdom, and indeed absolutely anywhere else she happens to be, as her rightful domain, (not unlike Adora Belle Dearheart in that respect.) Her cottage is probably the most traditional of all the witches' cottages in Lancre, complete with archaic thatch, goats, and huge thickets of 'herbs' which move even when there's no breeze. She has a special fondness for bees and keeps several hives in her garde…more