The edition I have read has a white cover and two snails behind a cup of English(?) tea.

Anyways, I read this book based on my French cousin's recommendation. To sum it up, Paul West is an Englishman morphing into a Frenchman.

Though he originally aimed to open an English tea room in the middle of Paris, the main plot revolves around his [needlessly] complicated relationships with French women.

Plus, there's a lot of cultural puns (that I'm happy to get considering I arrived in France a few days ago).

This book would definitely be enjoyed (and fully understood) by the Brits or people who know stuff about English (UK) culture.

Though do not fret! The writing is easy to comprehend and Paul the narrator explains his jokes so that readers will get it.

The only pun I don't understand is the Yann Kerbollock'd. I do get it has something to do with having a funny name (like Peter Burns sounding like Péter Burnes meaning Fart-bum or whatever in French) but I'm not familiar with British slang.

Other than that, I seriously appreciate the humour. There's sarcasm and gags, and the funniest part was the office Christmas party.

Also, Paul's jokes tend to reference past events in the novel so it feels more intimate (because it feels as if his personal inside jokes are being shared with the reader).

All in all, I think it was a funny read and considering this is the second book in a series, it does well on its own. A total comedy for sure mixed with romance and satire.

I also want to add that I like the other characters. They're just as peculiar. For example, Benoît who fell in love with a tea urn, Jean-Pierre who hypnotizes any women with his eyes, Nathalie the married woman who sleeps with other men to feel alive, Alexa the obvious hipster and true love interest, Florence's dad, and the fishermen.

Anyways, my favourite jokes:
when Paul's ex-boss mocks French philosophers and existentialists in Café de Flore and Jake ranting about the geographical faux of Dan Brown's book The Da Vinci Code towards what they call \\"Da Vinci code tourists\\" lol ('cuz after going to the Louvre, the \\"annoying\\" kid complained that all they saw was La Joconde which he didn't understand IS the Mona Lisa. Also, they didn't understand that the American Ambassade is right next to the Louvre and the whole chasing scene in the movie/novel would've only been half a minute LOL).
Anyways I'm off to the Louvre myself!

As a stand-alone book, since I haven't yet read "A Year in Merde (yes, I'm one of those obnoxious beings who occasionally don't read in a chronological order), "Merde Actually" is actually a rather good book.

I truly had no idea what to anticipate when delving into the story. However, overall, it presented a light and enjoyable adventure in France (mostly) as seen through the eyes of a foreigner. And as someone in a comparable situation, I could identify with it extremely well.

So, all in all, this is by no means a must-read. But if by chance you come across it, then don't hesitate to give it a try. You might just find that it offers an entertaining and engaging escape into the world of a foreigner's experiences in France. It could be a pleasant surprise that enriches your understanding of different cultures and perspectives.

In this second installment of the series, we are introduced to Paul West, an Englishman and a moderately successful advertising executive. He journeyed to France to take on a role as the liaison for a Paris-based French company that was striving to penetrate the English market.

Over the course of a year, Paul found himself constantly navigating the complex web of French office politics. He also made attempts to enhance English-French relationships with the charming Parisian femmes. However, he often faced the wrath and hostility of haughty French waiters. Additionally, he had to carefully avoid slipping and sliding through the local dog merde that was liberally deposited on the Paris sidewalks.

At the beginning of this book, Paul was on the verge of realizing his dream of opening the first English Tea Room Cafe in Paris. But, as expected, this was disrupted by the nightmare of dealing with pompous French officials. He also had to grapple with the reality of hiring staff who would not be inattentive, inept, or outright rude. All the while, he was trying to make his way through the arms of various mademoiselles in search of his one true love.

This story offers a lighthearted romp through France, with a brief detour across the Channel to London. It will surely have you laughing at the adventures of a transplanted Englishman in the beautiful land of La Belle France.

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Apparently, the book is a sequel to the “A year in the Merde” which I never read.

So, I don't know if there is more information about Paul that I should've known before I started reading this book.

Merde is actually an easy book to read except for the French words.

The book is about a young English man, Paul, who desires to open an English tearoom in Paris. He has a complex yet interesting love life.

Paul has a girlfriend named Florence. Florence and Alexa (his ex-girlfriend) are two truly important women that he cares about.

At the beginning, he still has to figure out who is the right woman for him. But in the end, he makes the perfect choice.

He used to be with Alexa but he cheated on her. Can he win her back?

I learned some typical British words while reading this book, and I also gained some insights into the French culture.

To be honest, I would read the book again, but the beginning was tedious and seemed irrelevant to the rest of the story.

The writer wrote a lot about what happened in the south of France, which wasn't interesting at all.

Another aspect that I didn't like was the business talk in the book. I really had to struggle through the first part of the book.

Towards the end, the book became more appealing. It finally transformed into a love story, and that is basically the part of the book that I was anticipating from the start.

The book has the ending that I was hoping for.

Lots of laughs filled the air as we embarked on this wonderful journey. There was an abundance of French language being spoken, adding a touch of elegance and charm to every moment. The beautiful food was a delight for the senses, with each dish carefully prepared and presented. The countryside was a sight to behold, with its rolling hills, lush green fields, and charming villages. We spent our days exploring the area, taking in the美景 and enjoying the local culture. There was never a dull moment, as there was always something new and exciting to discover. Whether it was sampling the local wines, visiting a historical monument, or simply taking a leisurely stroll through the countryside, we were constantly entertained and amazed. This was truly a trip to remember, filled with lots of laughs, lots of French, and lots of beautiful food and countryside.

Mega śmieszna i prawdziwa. Interakcje z Francuzami w końcu mają sens. It's truly hilarious and genuine. Interactions with the French finally make sense.

These encounters bring a unique charm and a touch of the unexpected. Whether it's through language exchanges, cultural events, or simple conversations, there's always something to learn and enjoy.

The French have a distinct way of expressing themselves, with their elegant language and passionate gestures. Understanding their culture and traditions enriches our own experiences and broadens our perspectives.

Moreover, these interactions often lead to lasting friendships and memories. We get to know people from different backgrounds and share our own stories and ideas. It's a wonderful opportunity to break down barriers and build connections.

In conclusion, the interactions with the French are not only fun but also meaningful. They add a colorful dimension to our lives and make us appreciate the beauty and diversity of the world we live in.

The first book, "A Year in The Merde", was truly remarkable. It directly targeted and dissected all those distinct Parisian habits, offering a hilarious and insightful look into the city's idiosyncrasies.

However, the second book leaves much to be desired. It is a character-driven love story set in France. While it does have its moments of humor, it fails to maintain the same level of stand-up comedian wittiness that made the first book so outstanding.

It seems to lack the sharpness and bite that made the first installment such a hit. Instead, it meanders along as a typical love story, losing the unique charm and comical edge that was the hallmark of the first book.

Overall, while the second book is not a complete disaster, it simply doesn't measure up to the high standards set by its predecessor.

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Reliably delightful writing is truly a gem. It has the power to transport the reader into a world of pure enjoyment. The words seem to dance on the page, creating a symphony of emotions and images.

It is not only a joy to read but also has a touch of humor that keeps the reader engaged from start to finish. The witty remarks and clever observations add an extra layer of charm to the already wonderful narrative.

Highly recommended for anyone looking for a literary escape that will leave them with a smile on their face and a warm feeling in their heart. Whether you are an avid reader or just looking for a good book to pass the time, this writing is sure to satisfy. So, don't hesitate to pick it up and embark on a journey of literary delight.

AYITM was an engaging story that followed Paul West as he relocated from London to France to establish English Style tea rooms there, all while working for a boss with rather dodgy ethics. He experienced intense culture shock, had numerous dates with girls, and got himself into quite a bit of trouble, all presented with the self-deprecating humor that the British are renowned for. He poked fun at the English, the French, vegetarians, and Americans, but in a way that made you unable to resist loving him.

ITMFL mostly picked up where the previous book left off. Paul was still in France, becoming more accustomed to the place, yet still facing issues with the tea rooms and women. It seemed as if he could never truly get a break. However, he appeared to realize that many of his problems were of his own making. I adored the fact that Paul had truly become more French than English during the course of this book, yet recognized that he was somewhere in between the two cultures. He was too English for the French and too French for the English. But you just couldn't help but like the guy. Additionally, his wit was truly amazing. I challenge you not to laugh out loud.

While it wasn't necessary to read A Year In The Merde to understand this book, it would probably assist in explaining some of the characters and the reasons behind his interactions with them. Minor explanations were included in a "if you're just tuning in..." sort of way. Those who are faint of heart or easily offended might want to read with caution as there were some explicit scenes and ones that would make you uncomfortable. All the French used in the book was translated into the closest English equivalent.

I also loved the format of the book. It was divided into somewhat lengthy sections, each containing smaller chapters. However, it almost seemed unnecessary as the entire narration flowed so smoothly. It was as if Clarke was providing you with a convenient stopping point. I adored the British terms for things, as well as all the French. I was a bit obsessed.

But my favorite aspect was the reason he included Merde in all the titles. Having not been to Paris, I'm unsure of its accuracy, but there's a belief that the French, especially the Parisians, don't clean up after their dogs, resulting in dog merde all over the streets. The title of the first book, A Year in the Merde, was a spoof of the popular A Year in Provence. Get it? But the best part was that the book I read before this one, Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins, also took place in Paris. There was a part shortly after Anna arrived in Paris where she noticed that there wasn't any dog poop on the streets. When I read that, I nearly fell off my chair and then called Matt. We decided that someone wasn't telling us the whole story. We might just have to go to Paris someday to find out.