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This book is about what the birthday bird does when it's your birthday. On your way out of town you will find yourself having a snack on a Smorgasbord's back. Then you'll be pulled by goats down to the flower jungle. And for lunch you will have hot dogs. Then you'll wash the mustard you have off in the "Mustard-Off" pools. Then you will get a fine present. The present will be a pet. The birthday bird will get you the tallest pet. Then you will ride something to the birthday pal-alace. And you'll have a birthday cake. Then the bird will fly you home on a very soft platter. Then you will fall fast asleep much richer and fatter because you had a great birthday.