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1 star for readers who require things like "plot" and "accessibility" in their books — silly readers!
2 stars for readers who just don't "get it".
3 stars for readers who probably also don't get it, but would rather not infuriate 1-star and 5-star readers by rating too low or too high.
4 stars for readers who value writing over narrative, plus more erections (both literal and figurative) than you can shake a stick at.
5 stars for TRUE masochists and/or readers who may just wish to appear hipper/smarter than they actually are.
I get all the criticisms this book receives, I really do, but I'm glad that it was written and I'm glad I got the chance to read it (thanks, Jenn). If writing is the ultimate act of self-pleasure, then this one certainly qualifies as masturbatory, but that's not necessarily such a bad thing and it's not as if I'd have room to talk anyway.
Still, if you gave me a box of pens and a box of tissues, and then locked me in a room with nothing else but skin mags and blank notebooks, I’d be lying if I told you that I’d run out of pens before tissues! The nice thing about writing is that you actually get to share it with other people when you’re done, which usually doesn’t go over so well with spent bodily fluids, but ideally you don’t want readers walking away from your book with the sneaking suspicion that they've just spent untold hours of their lives watching you masturbate.
Which I'm not sayin' Pynchon does; I'm just sayin'.