The Decades of a Woman's Life #6

I'm Too Young to Be Seventy and Other Delusions

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The beloved bestselling author of Forever Fifty and Suddenly Sixty now tackles the ins and outs of becoming a septuagenarian with her usual wry good humor.

Fans of Judith Viorst's funny, touching, and wise poems about turning thirty, forty, fifty, and sixty will love this new volume for the woman who deeply believes she is too young to be seventy, "too young in my heart and my soul, if not in my thighs."

Viorst explores, among the many other issues of this stage of life, the state of our sex lives and teeth, how we can stay married though thermostatically incompatible, and the joys of grandparenthood and shopping. Readers will nod with rueful recognition when she asks, "Am I required to think of myself as a basically shallow woman because I feel better when my hair looks good?," when she presses a few helpful suggestions on her kids because "they may be middle aged, but they're still my children," and when she graciously -- but not too graciously -- selects her husband's next mate in a poem deliciously subtitled "If I Should Die Before I Wake, Here's the Wife You Next Should Take." Though Viorst acknowledges she is definitely not a good sport about the fact that she is mortal, her poems are full of the pleasures of life right now, helping us come to terms with the passage of time, encouraging us to keep trying to fix the world, and inviting us to consider "drinking wine, making love, laughing hard, caring hard, and learning a new trick or two as part of our job description at seventy."

I'm Too Young to Be Seventy is a joy to read and makes a heartwarming gift for anyone who has reached or is soon to reach that -- it's not so bad after all -- seventh decade.

64 pages, Hardcover

First published September 27,2005

This edition

Format
64 pages, Hardcover
Published
October 12, 2005 by Simon \u0026 Schuster
ISBN
9780743267748
ASIN
0743267745
Language
English

About the author

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Judith Viorst is an American writer, newspaper journalist, and psychoanalysis researcher. She is known for her humorous observational poetry and for her children's literature. This includes The Tenth Good Thing About Barney (about the death of a pet) and the Alexander series of short picture books, which includes Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (1972), which has sold over two million copies.
Viorst is a 1952 graduate of the Newark College of Arts and Sciences at Rutgers University in Newark, New Jersey. In 1968, she signed the "Writers and Editors War Tax Protest" pledge, vowing to refuse tax payments in protest against the Vietnam War. In the latter part of the 1970s, after two decades of writing for children and adults, Viorst turned to the study of Freudian psychology. In 1981, she became a research graduate at Washington Psychoanalytic Institute after six years of study.

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April 17,2025
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Very entertaining and true in many cases.
April 17,2025
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Another of Viorst’s light and amusing books of free verse poems about the changes each new decade brings. This one on 70 is a reckoning with stepping into the realities of reaching old age. She offers up many universal feelings about the aging process in a delightfully acerbic manner.
April 17,2025
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Well, I'm definitely too young to be seventy but my oldest son sent me this book to remind me that I was born in 1949 and the big 7, O has hit me! I related all too well to many of these well written truths--I mean poems. My favorite had to be "Body Heat" where she writes how she is in the kitchen dressed in a sweater and fleece-lined jacket with the oven on as her husband sits there in a short sleeved shirt and bare feet asking if he can crack open the door. Then at night she is in bed suffering from heat prostration while her husband is lying right beside her with two blankets and flannel pajamas on asking to keep the window closed. They have become thermostatically incompatible! BINGO! That is exactly what is happening at our house! Oh I loved this little book!
April 17,2025
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Wry and witty, this is a fascinating book of poems that explores the life of a woman in her seventies. It's a quick read and offers a refreshing perspective. I can only hope that I am as vibrant and active in my seventies as she is. I picked out this book at our local library, from a display of poetry books for National Poetry Month. I recognized Judith Viorst as the author of several popular children's books, like Alexander and the Terrible,Horrible,No Good,Very Bad Day. I didn't know much about her poetry, but I thought I'd check it out. After reading this book, I realize that she has a series of poetry books that explore the various decades of a woman's life. I plan to read them all, perhaps in reverse order, since I started with seventy...
April 17,2025
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Even though I am not near seventy yet, I enjoyed the poems. I will definitely check out her other poetry books.
April 17,2025
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I was expecting more wit and depth instead of a book of poems. Don't get me wrong the poems were clever and witty for the most part, although tending toward negativism at times. I loved Virost's earlier books - both those for adults and children - and am sorry this wasn't "more".
April 17,2025
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Short and Sassy

Very short but full of wisdom that a younger person may not understand. Enjoyable read. Will wait to turn 80;to get the next one ;-)
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