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Fragile Masculinity series, #2. Some decades after the first book, the cold war is over, the USSR is gone, so John Clark needs a new enemy, so step in ... the KGB! Now doing terrorism! Then it gets absolutely batshit when it turns out the evil villains are environmentalists, scientists, and vaccine manufacturers. Seriously, this is a thing that happens. Also Tom Clancy seems very confused about what environmentalism means, so they spend a lot of time talking about how they think lab rats are cute, and exclusively watch the Discovery Channel. It further turns out that Tom Clancy knows quite a lot about military hardware and tactics, but very little about policing, jurisdiction, international law, or how cell towers work, so the procedural stuff is a bit bizarre for most of it.
Particular highlights for me:
Genocidal maniacs chatting (more than once) about how they want to wipe out humanity to save the environment, but these vegans, they take it *too far*.
The guy who gets some software to turn off cell towers, which will work on any cell tower anywhere in the world, regardless of networks, and it apparently comes on a floppy disk. Then it turns out there's two cell towers in Herefordshire, which he literally has to drive between to put the disk into them.
John Clark harranguing literally an IRA commando who literally just tried to murder his unit, that this was wrong because he and his wife are actually Irish-American, and he wouldn't mind if they stuck to British targets.
The FBI analysts who get an email from a girl saying "help, I've been kidnapped, I'm being held in a medical facility and they injected me with something" and compare it with previous emails and decide it can't be her because the grammar is bad, and its probably someone on drugs.
But the *absolute* highlight is the last section, where they've caught an agent for a multinational drug company red-handed with a canister of weaponised ebola virus he was going to use to start an epidemic, they get a full confession, then decide that they'll struggle to arrest the culprits because it's too hard to get a warrant to search their labs. So instead they decide to just shoot everyone involved.
Particular highlights for me:
Genocidal maniacs chatting (more than once) about how they want to wipe out humanity to save the environment, but these vegans, they take it *too far*.
The guy who gets some software to turn off cell towers, which will work on any cell tower anywhere in the world, regardless of networks, and it apparently comes on a floppy disk. Then it turns out there's two cell towers in Herefordshire, which he literally has to drive between to put the disk into them.
John Clark harranguing literally an IRA commando who literally just tried to murder his unit, that this was wrong because he and his wife are actually Irish-American, and he wouldn't mind if they stuck to British targets.
The FBI analysts who get an email from a girl saying "help, I've been kidnapped, I'm being held in a medical facility and they injected me with something" and compare it with previous emails and decide it can't be her because the grammar is bad, and its probably someone on drugs.
But the *absolute* highlight is the last section, where they've caught an agent for a multinational drug company red-handed with a canister of weaponised ebola virus he was going to use to start an epidemic, they get a full confession, then decide that they'll struggle to arrest the culprits because it's too hard to get a warrant to search their labs. So instead they decide to just shoot everyone involved.