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A Review
-----The Players-----
Terence Ash – publisher and editor
Robert Ash – younger brother, sub editor
Chartwell - Office assistant and explorer of the darker corners of staples
Edgar – warehouseman and dogsbody
Heinry Lein - writer
TIME ENOUGH FOR LOVE
Heinry Lein - Hello I wonder if you would be so kind as to look at
this.
Robert Ash - What is it?
Heinry Lein - A manuscript.
Robert Ash - A manuscript?
Heinry Lein - You Know Ink on paper ....Words.
Robert Ash - Oh! Mmmmm. What is it about?
Heinry Lein - Well, this man he does things and....and travels to places and talks to people
Robert Ash - Really! Sounds exciting.
Heinry Lein - It is, it is.
Robert Ash - Terence what do you make of this
Terence Ash - Ahhh. My goodness it’s a selection of words on paper. There’s was, the. Good grief theirs even r, f, t and d and well letters bludgeoned and smeared everywhere.
Phone rings.
Chartwell - Hello, chartwell here sir. I’m afraid there has been an accident and thirty manuscripts have been knocked over and they seem to have mixed together. At least four thousand pages sir.
Terence Ash - Never mind just shuffle them together and release them as alternate fiction and then we will sort them out later.
Chartwell - Very good sir.
Terence Ash - Now tell me more.
Heinry Lein - Well he travels back in time and you know “does it with his mother.”
Terence Ash - Does it?
Heinry Lein - The thing.... The beast with two backs.
Terence Ash - You mean to say, he turns the hands back on the clock and does rude things with his mummy.
Heinry Lein - Weeelllll, yes and no.
Rings chartwell.
Terence Ash - Chartwell get in here and have a look at this.
Chartwell - I say.
Terence Ash - What do make of it?
Chartwell - It is a WH Smith number 48 staple in the corner, Very nice.
Robert Ash - AND the rest of it?
Chartwell - Ink and paper. Makes words sir.
Terence Ash - Thank you Chartwell, get Edgar for me on the way back.
Robert Ash - Aaaahh Edgar do come in.
Edgar - Yus sIR.
Terence Ash - Tell me your honest opinion on this if you will.
Edgar - Yes sIR. Mmmnmnmnmnmm fnm.mnmnm.
Terence Ash - Well Edgar?
Edgar - Issa steaming puddle of horse piss sIR.
Terence Ash - T.R. Ash would be honoured to publish this delightful book.
Edgar walks down the hall.
Edgar - They’ll print any old shite these these dayze mumble, mnrnrmn.
Robert Ash - Chartwell shuffle some of those pages together, about two hundred. Just enough to fatten this up.
Chartwell - Yes sir.
Dear lord Terence and Robert Ash might return.
-----The Players-----
Terence Ash – publisher and editor
Robert Ash – younger brother, sub editor
Chartwell - Office assistant and explorer of the darker corners of staples
Edgar – warehouseman and dogsbody
Heinry Lein - writer
TIME ENOUGH FOR LOVE
Heinry Lein - Hello I wonder if you would be so kind as to look at
this.
Robert Ash - What is it?
Heinry Lein - A manuscript.
Robert Ash - A manuscript?
Heinry Lein - You Know Ink on paper ....Words.
Robert Ash - Oh! Mmmmm. What is it about?
Heinry Lein - Well, this man he does things and....and travels to places and talks to people
Robert Ash - Really! Sounds exciting.
Heinry Lein - It is, it is.
Robert Ash - Terence what do you make of this
Terence Ash - Ahhh. My goodness it’s a selection of words on paper. There’s was, the. Good grief theirs even r, f, t and d and well letters bludgeoned and smeared everywhere.
Phone rings.
Chartwell - Hello, chartwell here sir. I’m afraid there has been an accident and thirty manuscripts have been knocked over and they seem to have mixed together. At least four thousand pages sir.
Terence Ash - Never mind just shuffle them together and release them as alternate fiction and then we will sort them out later.
Chartwell - Very good sir.
Terence Ash - Now tell me more.
Heinry Lein - Well he travels back in time and you know “does it with his mother.”
Terence Ash - Does it?
Heinry Lein - The thing.... The beast with two backs.
Terence Ash - You mean to say, he turns the hands back on the clock and does rude things with his mummy.
Heinry Lein - Weeelllll, yes and no.
Rings chartwell.
Terence Ash - Chartwell get in here and have a look at this.
Chartwell - I say.
Terence Ash - What do make of it?
Chartwell - It is a WH Smith number 48 staple in the corner, Very nice.
Robert Ash - AND the rest of it?
Chartwell - Ink and paper. Makes words sir.
Terence Ash - Thank you Chartwell, get Edgar for me on the way back.
Robert Ash - Aaaahh Edgar do come in.
Edgar - Yus sIR.
Terence Ash - Tell me your honest opinion on this if you will.
Edgar - Yes sIR. Mmmnmnmnmnmm fnm.mnmnm.
Terence Ash - Well Edgar?
Edgar - Issa steaming puddle of horse piss sIR.
Terence Ash - T.R. Ash would be honoured to publish this delightful book.
Edgar walks down the hall.
Edgar - They’ll print any old shite these these dayze mumble, mnrnrmn.
Robert Ash - Chartwell shuffle some of those pages together, about two hundred. Just enough to fatten this up.
Chartwell - Yes sir.
Dear lord Terence and Robert Ash might return.