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I had to read this for university but it was surprisingly funny
"But it is after seven, father, and my doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven. It makes me talk in my sleep."
"LORD CAVERSHAM: And it is high time for you to get married. You are thirty-four years of age, sir.
LORD GORING: Yes, father, but I only admit to thirty-two -- thirty-one and a half when I have a really good buttonhole. This buttonhold is not... trivial enough."