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n THE GUNSLINGERn
Roland Deschain – Of the line of Eld – all the way back to Arthur Eld
“Merlin and Arthur and the knights of the Round Table,” Jake said dreamily.
The gunslinger felt a nasty jolt go through him. “Yes,” he said. “Arthur Eld, you say true, I say thank ya.
Roland continues his quest for The Dark Tower where he intends to do
...whatever it is I’m supposed to do there, accomplished whatever fundamental act of restoration or redemption for which I was meant,...
n THE TOWERn
We learned from the end of the last book
“... Suppose that all worlds, all universes, met in a single nexus, a single pylon, a Tower. And within it, a stairway, perhaps rising to the Godhead itself. Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger?.
Would Roland dare? Would he spit in the face of destiny? Would he defy Ka? Would he try to stop worlds from “moving on?”
And can you hear The Man in Black’s shrieking laughter. That hoary cripple who so obligingly points Roland down a fool’s path on a doomed quest.
n THE THREE DOORSn
Three doors into a parallel Universe, called New York. All the same “where” but different “whens.” We would call them the “real world” but the gunslinger would laugh.
Three. This is the number of your fate.
Three?
Yes, three is mystic. Three stands at the heart of the mantra.
Which three?
And behind Door No 1 we have...
n n THE PRISONERn n
’The first is young, dark-haired. He stands on the brink of robbery and murder. A demon has infested him. The name of the demon is HEROIN’
Meet Eddie Dean from New York City 1987.
Roland meets Eddie on a sky carriage. Where army women in uniform serve popkins, do you ken popkins? Say sorry - tooter fish sandwiches ...mmmm Roland likes tooter fish sandwiches. Eddie is nervously contemplating the ritual of the “Clearing of the Customs.” He is afraid of the inquisitors there or that an Oracle who looks at suspicious people might be called. You see, Eddie is nervous because Eddie is concealing some packets of white powder. He intends to "profane the ritual." Luckily for him, the gunslinger needs him. Needs him for his quest.
There’s going to be shooting.”
“There is?”
“Yes.” The gunslinger looked serenely at Eddie. “Quite a lot of it, I think.”
And indeed there is and it is freakin AWESOME!!!
And behind Door number 2 we have...
n n THE LADY OF SHADOWSn n
She comes on wheels. I see no more.
Meet Odetta Holmes and Detta Walker from New York City 1964 – She’s a schizophrenic. Who? Odetta or Detta? Yes.
Odetta/Detta is also a wheelchair bound amputee. Roland needs her, no needs both of her for his quest. But Roland has a problem, and it has nothing to do with the missing legs.
So Odetta, would you care to go on a quest to save all the worlds with yon gunslinger?
‘If I could do something like that—if I could be that brave—I think I could be happy for the rest of my life. But that sort of courage is not in me.’
What about you Detta – elegant and eloquent lady that you are? Would you give yourself to the gunslinger’s quest for the Tower?
“WHO WAS THAT MAHFAH? I GONE HUNT HIM DOWN AND KILL HIS ASS!”
“I ain’t goan nowhere wit choo, mahfah,
GOAN KILL EVERY MAHFAHIN HONKY I SEE! GOAN GELD EM FUST! GOAN CUT OFF THEIR BALLS AND SPIT EM IN THEY FACES! GOAN—”
Uhh – I’ll take that as a no.
Moving quickly on to Door number three!
n n THE PUSHERn n
Yet it means death, Roland thought, and knew it was so.
Meet Jack Mort (le Morte) from New York City 1977
He didn’t care who; when it came to murder, Jack Mort was an equal-opportunity employer.
Jack likes to push things and people. Like bricks off multi-story buildings – and kids into traffic – and black people into oncoming trains.
But when killer meets killer its Mort vs Roland, Death vs The Gunslinger.
Death is a part of Ka too. But that won’t stop Roland spitting in it’s face.
n THE ADDICTIONn
If Eddie is hooked on Heroin, and Detta is hooked on stealing, and Mort’s drug is killing – then Roland’s addiction is The Tower. As Eddie tells him
“You’re a Tower junkie, Roland.”
He sees it’s shadow in whatever world he travels. In a literal sign “The Leaning Tower” where Balazar likes to erect a monolith of playing cards. Or whether in Mort’s high rise office building. Yeah, Roland has it bad. And can his new friends trust him?
Enrico Balazar would have told him, but the gunslinger didn’t need the likes of Balazar to tell him this one fact of life: Never trust a junkie.
If Roland sacrificed the boy he loved for the tower, is anyone safe with him?
“He taught me if you kill what you love, you’re damned.”
“I am damned already,” Roland said calmly.
And when Roland’s world collides with those behind the doors, and all these addictions come together, well ...
As Henry Dean, the great sage and eminent junkie would have put it, Flip-flop, hippety-hop, offa your rocker and over the top, life’s a fiction and the world’s a lie, so put on some Creedence and let’s get high.
5 stars
Roland Deschain – Of the line of Eld – all the way back to Arthur Eld
“Merlin and Arthur and the knights of the Round Table,” Jake said dreamily.
The gunslinger felt a nasty jolt go through him. “Yes,” he said. “Arthur Eld, you say true, I say thank ya.
Roland continues his quest for The Dark Tower where he intends to do
...whatever it is I’m supposed to do there, accomplished whatever fundamental act of restoration or redemption for which I was meant,...
n THE TOWERn
We learned from the end of the last book
“... Suppose that all worlds, all universes, met in a single nexus, a single pylon, a Tower. And within it, a stairway, perhaps rising to the Godhead itself. Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger?.
Would Roland dare? Would he spit in the face of destiny? Would he defy Ka? Would he try to stop worlds from “moving on?”
And can you hear The Man in Black’s shrieking laughter. That hoary cripple who so obligingly points Roland down a fool’s path on a doomed quest.
n THE THREE DOORSn
Three doors into a parallel Universe, called New York. All the same “where” but different “whens.” We would call them the “real world” but the gunslinger would laugh.
Three. This is the number of your fate.
Three?
Yes, three is mystic. Three stands at the heart of the mantra.
Which three?
And behind Door No 1 we have...
n n THE PRISONERn n
’The first is young, dark-haired. He stands on the brink of robbery and murder. A demon has infested him. The name of the demon is HEROIN’
Meet Eddie Dean from New York City 1987.
Roland meets Eddie on a sky carriage. Where army women in uniform serve popkins, do you ken popkins? Say sorry - tooter fish sandwiches ...mmmm Roland likes tooter fish sandwiches. Eddie is nervously contemplating the ritual of the “Clearing of the Customs.” He is afraid of the inquisitors there or that an Oracle who looks at suspicious people might be called. You see, Eddie is nervous because Eddie is concealing some packets of white powder. He intends to "profane the ritual." Luckily for him, the gunslinger needs him. Needs him for his quest.
There’s going to be shooting.”
“There is?”
“Yes.” The gunslinger looked serenely at Eddie. “Quite a lot of it, I think.”
And indeed there is and it is freakin AWESOME!!!
And behind Door number 2 we have...
n n THE LADY OF SHADOWSn n
She comes on wheels. I see no more.
Meet Odetta Holmes and Detta Walker from New York City 1964 – She’s a schizophrenic. Who? Odetta or Detta? Yes.
Odetta/Detta is also a wheelchair bound amputee. Roland needs her, no needs both of her for his quest. But Roland has a problem, and it has nothing to do with the missing legs.
So Odetta, would you care to go on a quest to save all the worlds with yon gunslinger?
‘If I could do something like that—if I could be that brave—I think I could be happy for the rest of my life. But that sort of courage is not in me.’
What about you Detta – elegant and eloquent lady that you are? Would you give yourself to the gunslinger’s quest for the Tower?
“WHO WAS THAT MAHFAH? I GONE HUNT HIM DOWN AND KILL HIS ASS!”
“I ain’t goan nowhere wit choo, mahfah,
GOAN KILL EVERY MAHFAHIN HONKY I SEE! GOAN GELD EM FUST! GOAN CUT OFF THEIR BALLS AND SPIT EM IN THEY FACES! GOAN—”
Uhh – I’ll take that as a no.
Moving quickly on to Door number three!
n n THE PUSHERn n
Yet it means death, Roland thought, and knew it was so.
Meet Jack Mort (le Morte) from New York City 1977
He didn’t care who; when it came to murder, Jack Mort was an equal-opportunity employer.
Jack likes to push things and people. Like bricks off multi-story buildings – and kids into traffic – and black people into oncoming trains.
But when killer meets killer its Mort vs Roland, Death vs The Gunslinger.
Death is a part of Ka too. But that won’t stop Roland spitting in it’s face.
n THE ADDICTIONn
If Eddie is hooked on Heroin, and Detta is hooked on stealing, and Mort’s drug is killing – then Roland’s addiction is The Tower. As Eddie tells him
“You’re a Tower junkie, Roland.”
He sees it’s shadow in whatever world he travels. In a literal sign “The Leaning Tower” where Balazar likes to erect a monolith of playing cards. Or whether in Mort’s high rise office building. Yeah, Roland has it bad. And can his new friends trust him?
Enrico Balazar would have told him, but the gunslinger didn’t need the likes of Balazar to tell him this one fact of life: Never trust a junkie.
If Roland sacrificed the boy he loved for the tower, is anyone safe with him?
“He taught me if you kill what you love, you’re damned.”
“I am damned already,” Roland said calmly.
And when Roland’s world collides with those behind the doors, and all these addictions come together, well ...
As Henry Dean, the great sage and eminent junkie would have put it, Flip-flop, hippety-hop, offa your rocker and over the top, life’s a fiction and the world’s a lie, so put on some Creedence and let’s get high.
5 stars