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From the bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Dry-the hilarious, moving, and no less bizarre account of what happened next.


You may not know it, but you've met Augusten Burroughs. You've seen him on the street, in bars, on the subway, at restaurants: a twenty-something guy, nice suit, works in advertising. Regular. Ordinary. But when the ordinary person had to drinks, Augusten was circling the drain by having twelve; when the ordinary person went home at midnight, Augusten never went home at all. Loud, distracting ties, automated wake-up calls, and cologne on the tongue could only hide so much for so long. At the request (well, it wasn't really a request) of his employers, Augusten landed in rehab, where his dreams of group therapy with Robert Downey, Jr., are immediately dashed by the grim reality of fluorescent lighting and paper hospital slippers. But when Augusten is forced to examine himself, something actually starts to click, and that's when he finds himself in the worst trouble of all. Because when his thirty days are up, he has to return to his same drunken Manhattan life-and live it sober. What follows is a memoir that's as moving as it is funny, as heartbreaking as it is real. Dry is the story of love, loss, and Starbucks as a higher power.

293 pages, Paperback

First published January 1,2003

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About the author

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Augusten Burroughs born Christopher Robison, son of poet and writer Margaret Robison and younger brother of John Elder Robison.

Burroughs has no formal education beyond elementary school. A very successful advertising copywriter for over seventeen years, he was also an alcoholic who nearly drank himself to death in 1999. But spurned by a compulsion he did not understand, Burroughs began to write a novel. Never outlining or consciously structuring the book, Burroughs wrote, "as fast as I could type, to keep up." Seven days later, Augusten Burroughs had written his first book. He had also stopped drinking. The book was published one year later. Burroughs remains sober to this day. And Sellevision stands as Burroughs's only published novel. It is currently in development as a feature film.

Augusten's second book was a memoir. It was also a publishing phenomenon that helped to ignite a kind of memoir fever in America and abroad. Running with Scissors was released in 2001 to virtually unanimous critical acclaim. The memoir would ultimately remain on the New York Times bestseller list for over four consecutive years, eight months of which were spent in the #1 position. The film, starring Annette Benning, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jill Clayburgh and Alec Baldwin was released in 2005.

He has since published four additional autobiographical volumes (Dry, Possible Side Effects, Magical Thinking and A Wolf at the Table), all of them bestsellers. Currently published in over thirty countries, Augusten's book readings have become massively popular events on numerous continents. He has also headlined for the most prestigious literary festivals in the world, most recently the 2008 Melbourne writer's Festival, where he and Germaine Greer delivered the keynote addresses on opening night. In addition, Burroughs speaks regularly at colleges and universities on topics ranging from alcoholism and sexual abuse to the art of authoring one's own life and humor as serious medicine.

Twice honored by Entertainment Weekly as one of 25 funniest people in America, Burroughs shocked fans and the media alike with the release of A Wolf at the Table in early 2008. The brutal, terrifying and decidedly unfunny book instantly generated a storm of publicity and controversy. Critics were deeply divided, and the book received some of the worst -and best- reviews of the author's career. The book tour for A Wolf at the Table, spanned some six months and four countries, as Augusten performed for the largest crowds of his career. A Wolf at the Table is Augusten's bestselling hardcover to date.

While critics continue to challenge the veracity of Burroughs's books, questioning everything from his alcoholism and advertising career to his earliest childhood memories, the author remains nonplussed, even philosophical. "To be a journalist with a major American newspaper or magazine, you have to have an A-list college education. And to get into that A-list college, you had to do very well in the right high school. So the chances are, you were not being fucked up the ass at age twelve by a pedophile. The facts of my life are generally questioned by extremely privileged and well-educated people who, more likely than not, learned most of what they know about life's dangerous, shocking and sometimes unbelievable underbelly from books, television and the occasional Quentin Tarrantino film. The reason my books continue to sell, despite frequently being dismissed as "unbelievable," is because the people who read my books recognize the truth that is in them. They know the scent. They have smelled it. The very details the media view with such suspicion are the same details that prove to my reader, this guy was there. I remember that, too."

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April 17,2025
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The Dry by Jane Harper is a Whodunit from Down Under. It’s an ideal novel to read in the middle of winter because it takes place in the intense heat of a drought-ridden rural area of Australia. The reader feels the exhaustion of the characters suffering physically and mentally in a community that’s on a downward spiral. If that’s not enough, three members of a family have been shot to death. Aaron Falk, a Melbourne police officer, returns to investigate at the request of grieving parents. Thirty years ago Falk and his father left the community under a cloud of suspicion after a young woman drowned. Even as a single spark of fire could ignite the brittle grasslands and destroy the town,
Falk’s reappearance is the last straw for some residents who are a veritable tinderbox of distrust, jealousy, and hatred.

This is a very successful first novel that introduces a likeable character, Aaron Falk. I’m looking forward to reading more challenges for this Aussie policeman in The Force of Nature and The Lost Man.
April 17,2025
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Running with Scissors takes a group of messed-up characters and portrays them (mostly) for laughs. Dry takes a group of messed-up characters and shows us how tragic they are. It's deadly serious this time.

Most moving is the way Augusten portrays himself. He's merciless in showing us what he's become, the walls he's put up, the denial he's in. Tough to read and easy to read all at once. Fundamental truths, and possibly his crowning achievement.
April 17,2025
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"You were spectacular," Hayden tells me afterwards.
"How so?"
"You were so honest and substantive. Just no bullshit," he says, slapping me on the back.
"Really? I seemed normal?" I ask.
"Of course. You were great."
"What a relief. I had no idea what I was saying. I was actually thinking about how my chest hair is growing back after having shaved it all off."
Hayden turns sharply, "What?"
"Well, I thought maybe of bleaching it for the summer. But then I thought how awful it would be to have roots. Chest hair roots. That would be really humiliating. The blond chest hair might look good and natural like I go to the Hamptons on the weekends. but as soon as the roots started to appear, it would be like, 'Oh, that's very sad, he's obviously looking for something and just not finding it.'"
Hayden stares at me with mock horror. Or maybe it's real horror. "You absolutely terrify me. The depth of your shallowness is staggering."

Really, it [the shallowness] was staggering at times. But at least Burroughs wrote about it in an honest, hilarious way. A very fun, open, quick read. Sad too. I liked this more than Running with Scissors.
April 17,2025
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I don't remember reading Running With Scissors, so I was unfamiliar with Burroughs' childhood or writing style. Therefore, my expectations going into this weren't ceiling-high, per usual. This worked in Burroughs' favor, as overhype has ruined many (admittedly good) books for me.

What I'm trying to say, here, is that this book stands on its own merits. It's an engaging memoir that doesn't feel aggrandized and is written in a welcoming and friendly voice. Burroughs' story is pretty dramatic, but I never sensed that he was flat-out fabricating, as memoirist are wont to do. There are no shocking, graphic sex scenes or painfully detailed drug-doing scenes, which lesser writers often lean on. Burroughs is obligated to describe several therapy sessions, but only to further the story, not to preach to readers (which, again, inexperienced authors usually attempt).

This is an interesting tale of addiction and sobriety that goes down easy (pun intended). If this genre is your jam, definitely add this to your list.
April 17,2025
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The perfect choice to read while recovering from surgery, since I could not leave the bed, and it turned out to be one of those books you can't put down once you start!
While I sometimes questioned Burroughs' recollections (especially since he was admittedly trashed during most of the period of which he writes), the style is so interesting and engaging that I could overlook it. Although not as depressing and pseudo-sad as his first book, "Running With Scissors", it was the natural outcome of that premiere penning, and thankfully he decided to expand on his experiences for those of us who wondered what happened next. This tome is full of anecdotes and occasional outright hilarity, even if the subject matter is far from light. He seems to have learned much from other authors about what works, and what doesn't, when trying to hold your audience.
Burroughs is certainly lucky to have emerged from his life-experiences as seemingly intact and functional as he appears to be these days; what he's really like behind the scenes, we don't know, of course - but to be able to write about all one has been through, and gain some measure of notoriety for it, is something many of us aspire to!(
April 17,2025
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I've read this book twice. Once almost a decade ago. To me then, it what a very good book but I did not have the connection to the story then that I do now.

Since the first time I read the book, I dated an alcoholic who in retrospect seemed to suck everything out of our relationship like they sucked every ounce of liquor from the bottle.

This book went from being interesting and hilarious in turns to being exactly what I needed. I actually read this book while still in that relationship and it more than anything made me realize that I was completely wrong in my approach.

Burroughs is heartbreakingly frank in this book and you feel like you are going to the depths of hell and then coming back with him every time he scrapes his way out.

This book moved me to actually help my partner and in doing so I lost them but they didn't lose their life like I am certain they would have if we had kept going the way we were.

It is not often you can honestly say a book was powerful enough to actually help you save someone's life.
April 17,2025
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After Running With Scissors, his memoir of his childhood, I didn’t think Augusten Burroughs could offer anything more enjoyable. As it turns out, though, Dry is even better. It documents his attempts to conquer his alcoholism whilst at the same time dealing with his advertising job and the illness of his friend, Pighead (who is HIV positive). The recounting of his adventures is very funny, but there is more emotional depth in Dry than in Scissors. Burroughs’ writing is much better in this book as well, with long stretches that are unbearably tragic or moving.

An honest account of alcoholism, Dry taught me many things about the affliction that I didn’t know in a way that makes me sympathise with alcoholics more than I did before. He talks about rehab and therapy and the dinginess of AA meetings, and informs the reader of how alcoholism is an open-ended thing, something that never stops until you die. Without being able to ever “complete” it, the difficulty of staying sober is articulately expressed.

Funny, moving, heartfelt, Dry is an excellent memoir.
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