Running with Scissors

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When Augusten Burroughs was twelve, his mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to her psychiatrist, a man who might have benefited from a touch of therapy himself. This is the story of the bizarre years Augusten spent in the doctor's dilapidated Victorian mansion, getting to know the paedophile in-patient who lived in the garden shed, eating Valium tablets like other kids eat sweeties and resorting to the vintage electroshock therapy machine to liven up those quieter moments.

305 pages, Paperback

First published July 10,2002

About the author

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Augusten Burroughs born Christopher Robison, son of poet and writer Margaret Robison and younger brother of John Elder Robison.

Burroughs has no formal education beyond elementary school. A very successful advertising copywriter for over seventeen years, he was also an alcoholic who nearly drank himself to death in 1999. But spurned by a compulsion he did not understand, Burroughs began to write a novel. Never outlining or consciously structuring the book, Burroughs wrote, "as fast as I could type, to keep up." Seven days later, Augusten Burroughs had written his first book. He had also stopped drinking. The book was published one year later. Burroughs remains sober to this day. And Sellevision stands as Burroughs's only published novel. It is currently in development as a feature film.

Augusten's second book was a memoir. It was also a publishing phenomenon that helped to ignite a kind of memoir fever in America and abroad. Running with Scissors was released in 2001 to virtually unanimous critical acclaim. The memoir would ultimately remain on the New York Times bestseller list for over four consecutive years, eight months of which were spent in the #1 position. The film, starring Annette Benning, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jill Clayburgh and Alec Baldwin was released in 2005.

He has since published four additional autobiographical volumes (Dry, Possible Side Effects, Magical Thinking and A Wolf at the Table), all of them bestsellers. Currently published in over thirty countries, Augusten's book readings have become massively popular events on numerous continents. He has also headlined for the most prestigious literary festivals in the world, most recently the 2008 Melbourne writer's Festival, where he and Germaine Greer delivered the keynote addresses on opening night. In addition, Burroughs speaks regularly at colleges and universities on topics ranging from alcoholism and sexual abuse to the art of authoring one's own life and humor as serious medicine.

Twice honored by Entertainment Weekly as one of 25 funniest people in America, Burroughs shocked fans and the media alike with the release of A Wolf at the Table in early 2008. The brutal, terrifying and decidedly unfunny book instantly generated a storm of publicity and controversy. Critics were deeply divided, and the book received some of the worst -and best- reviews of the author's career. The book tour for A Wolf at the Table, spanned some six months and four countries, as Augusten performed for the largest crowds of his career. A Wolf at the Table is Augusten's bestselling hardcover to date.

While critics continue to challenge the veracity of Burroughs's books, questioning everything from his alcoholism and advertising career to his earliest childhood memories, the author remains nonplussed, even philosophical. "To be a journalist with a major American newspaper or magazine, you have to have an A-list college education. And to get into that A-list college, you had to do very well in the right high school. So the chances are, you were not being fucked up the ass at age twelve by a pedophile. The facts of my life are generally questioned by extremely privileged and well-educated people who, more likely than not, learned most of what they know about life's dangerous, shocking and sometimes unbelievable underbelly from books, television and the occasional Quentin Tarrantino film. The reason my books continue to sell, despite frequently being dismissed as "unbelievable," is because the people who read my books recognize the truth that is in them. They know the scent. They have smelled it. The very details the media view with such suspicion are the same details that prove to my reader, this guy was there. I remember that, too."

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April 17,2025
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This book is one of the most profoundly disturbing books that I have ever read in my entire life. I started the memoir expecting it to be "hilarious" and "screamingly funny" as the reviews promised. Instead, I was left cringing throughout the book with every description of the madness of the people around him, the disgusting sexual interactions that the author, as a child, had with an adult, and the horrific squalor in which the author and his fellow characters lived.
People defecating the carpet, eating dogfood, analyzing their own excrement for signs from God, and tolerating the sexual and mental abuse of a child are just a few examples of the absolute insanity presented in this book. I am not sure how anyone found this book to be "ridiculously funny" and an "entertaining trip." I found it to be a tortuous journey into the darkness of an entire depraved family of pedophiles, quacks, and figurative Neanderthals.
I do not know how much of this book is actually non-fiction, but I sincerely hope that every vomit-inducing word of it was derived purely from the imagination of the author rather than the reality of his childhood. I would not recommend this book to my worst enemy. That being said, if this is a true story, it is the not the fault of the author that the story is so horrible. The prose is excellent, and the memoir is a very quick read. Occasionally the presentation style suggested a hint of humor, but each spark of light-heartedness is quickly doused by more terrible descriptions of something disgusting. Save yourself. Do not read this book.
April 17,2025
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Easily one of the best books I've ever read.

If you plan on reading this, ignore the bad reviews, some people just don't get that life can be dark at times. Life isn't all rainbows and fucking lucky charms you fucking idiots.

April 17,2025
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I *think* I first read this in print in 2007. I didn't write a review originally because it was prior to joining Goodreads, but I loved it. I'll always credit Augusten for getting me into memoirs, one of my favorite genres.

I enjoyed this audiobook reread, but after now listening to two of his narrations, I can say I'm not a great fan when he does the voices of other folks. He's great as himself, but he sounds ridiculous as - for example - Dr. Finch, like a mall Santa Claus or something. But, I still adore him.
April 17,2025
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I'm a big one for reading books before seeing the movie, so since I had heard the movie wasn't so good, I didn't have many expectations... but I loved this quirky story and its hero/author. Hard to believe that anyone could survive that kind of crazy teen angst but it was so full of great '70s ambience that it seemed believable given the world of the late '70s.

(I can see why the movie didn't get great reviews- choppy scenes work in books but don't really make sense in the movie, not to mention some of the casting choices were wrong.)

(Reviewed 9/1/07)
April 17,2025
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Chaos, absurdity, and dark humor collide in a way that’s hard to categorize, making this memoir a rollercoaster of conflicting emotions. Augusten Burroughs paints a vivid and shocking portrait of his unconventional upbringing, where every chapter feels like stepping further into a bizarre alternate reality. The eccentric characters and over-the-top situations are equal parts fascinating and unsettling.

There’s no denying Burroughs’ sharp wit and ability to craft unforgettable scenes, but as the narrative progresses, the sheer weight of the chaos begins to feel less compelling and more exhausting. The humor, which starts off strong, often gives way to moments of unease, making it hard to fully enjoy or even process the stories being told. The Finch family, central to much of the memoir, feels so exaggerated at times that it’s hard to believe these are real people and not fabricated caricatures.

While the writing itself is engaging, the lack of balance between humor and trauma detracts from the overall experience. It’s a book that demands a reaction, and whether that’s amusement, shock, or discomfort, it’s rarely subtle. By the end, I was left with mixed feelings—impressed by Burroughs’ storytelling but also drained by the unrelenting strangeness of it all. This is a memoir for those who enjoy stepping far outside the realm of the ordinary, but it’s not one I’d revisit anytime soon.
April 17,2025
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I read this book in about four hours. & perhaps that's as good an encapsulation for the experience as I can give.

I like the eccentric, non-plot-driven memoir that sounds too strange to be true... and because it exists, because it ACTUALLY happened (unlike you, James Frey!!), it merits thoughts about American families in addition to the ironies of self-obsessed psychologies.

Written in cute concise prose, even if some jokes do not actually make you laugh but sicken you to the point of feeling truly bad for the preteen hero, the entire account is enormously entertaining, as is evident by the fast consumption of it.

The movie is actually... bad; despite Anette Bening, the creator of "Nip/Tuck" & the film's director does not go to where this descriptively homosexual, deeply self-reliant misfit of a person goes.
April 17,2025
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This book is supposed to be funny?! I kept waiting for the amusement as I waded through increasingly appalling characters that were not likable, interesting, or remotely relatable. Crazy and abusive is not quirky and lovable. Well I suppose there is a way to write it that way, but this is written with a tinge of bitterness. What is so amusing about royally screwing up a child's life?

Between books I'd try to get back into this story that was ok but not good enough to grab my attention. But it's a best seller and raved about how hilarious the book is so I kept trying to stick through it. I'm all for sad memoirs, but such flagrant abuse of every kind, the kind that require years of therapy, presented without love or reconciliation is not my kind of humor. Then to discover these crimes are mostly fabricated events about true people and I am supposed to take that kind of defamation with a laugh?

The story progressed from disturbing to all shades of disgusting until the filth was too much for me. I browsed a few of the later chapters, read the end, but nope there was no redemption, no coming to terms, nothing but a sick disaster. I'm not sure what all the craze is about unless it's solely popular amidst sociopaths who like to beat up little kids on Halloween and take their candy.
April 17,2025
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Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs

I'm so sorry that some children forced to live through such conditions of constant neglect and abuse! Adults ought to love and protect children, and not torment them instead!
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