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What on earth did I just read?! “American Gods” has a premise that couldn’t be simpler – gods roam the earth (or the US, from a ‘Murican point of view) and live off the worship of their followers. Firstly, those gods really need Instagram. Secondly, this is a self-contained tautology if I ever saw one. Be it Zeus, Jesus, the Tooth Fairy or your friendly neighbourhood gluten-free vegan deity, every single concept or ideology lives for as long as it gets attention. Or basically until you grow out of it. Can you really base an entire doorstopper on the fact that something created in your mind ceases to exist once you pay it no mind anymore? I believe that you not only can, but that you could also make it a hell of a fine and intriguing story. Since every belief is essentially deeply personal and those gods are, more or less, very old attention whores, how do they adapt to the fact that my Odin/Zeus/Jesus is not your Odin/Zeus/Jesus and also not the Odin/Zeus/Jesus from 500 years ago? What about those deities who have lacked attention for so long that they have already forgotten their godly nature? What happens when the world learns about this sort of existence of gods? And since you can wish as many of them into existence as you want (granted, on a rather collective level), how does that holy surplus develop and interact further?
An endeavour of the kind “American Gods” wants to be – huge yet approachable, complex yet vivid – needs a healthy mixture of palpable characters, dynamics and plot, with a side of suspense and mystery. Two out of three probably would have done. This novel, though, delivers nothing.
Where you need (or expect) the characters to show demanding presence and persona, you get a protagonist dragging his feet from nothing to nowhere, with an overwhelmingly painful lack of any reaction whatsoever. Apparently no deep personal shock and no event completely impossible by anything one knows of the world is worth a response. Never a question, never a motive, never a second thought… Hell, never a thought whatsoever! And every single character has the same M.O. Nothing is ever weird or strange or confusing or infuriating and there is never a reason behind anything. No matter how much supernatural supernaturality you put into a setting, there is always a point where the characters, true to their world, ask themselves and others what the fuck is going on. Not here though. Somehow, everything goes and the rule of thumb is to tell, not to show. We are told that the gods are mighty, grand or intriguing, yet we see none of it. It’s kinda like telling everyone about your prowess in bed and then delivering about as much as a politician delivers of his pre-election promises. These sorry deities come down to coy extras scuffing around the set, because no one told them where or if they’re needed. Though I did enjoy how, between the reader and the other characters, the protagonist is the only one who doesn't know his true, godly, identity.
There is one attempt to create an interaction between the new and the old gods, a face-off of sorts. And the idea behind is actually good. Since there have always been countless entities of worship, at some point they will inevitably clash superhero-style. (Superheroes are, after all, a modern mythology.) This battle royale, however, is dissolved with Main Dude chanting out "Imagine". (I bet that even cures cancer in their world.) Remember the grand climax in “The Hobbit”, reduced to barely a passage of narration? Well, I was pissed beyond words about that. But here I actually passed from disbelief to denial to hysterical laughter. Yup, full Joker mode. In the end, the main conflict merely shows, even if very vividly, how this novel lacks even a most rudimental structure. Like odd pieces of a jigsaw puzzle, it consists of individual scenes (more or less successfully depicted, or just left hanging mid-air) and of idle running time, without ever constituting an integrated, coherent and continuous story.
Here’s the thing: This entire novel is based not on a literary work process, but merely on personal preferences. The author gives the impression of a stereotypical teenaged nerd immersed in pop culture and topics of interest, who pretty much knows what he’d like to read. But loving something doesn’t make you good at it. Knowing what kind of dress you’d like to have doesn’t give you the ability to sew that exact piece. Just like the thought “Whoa, that would be a great scene!” won’t give you a complete, intelligible, structurally cohesive novel. I once told my boyfriend how, in one of the next Avengers films, I’d love to see the Avengers hang around their almost destroyed headquarters, only to have Tony stark appear with five dozens of Ikea boxes, drop them at their feet and say: “Avengers, assemble!” Personally, I think that’d be funny. But that is one scene. And one scene makes no plot. Fandom and enthusiasm is a great basis for a genre piece, true, and I deeply believe that some of the crappiest adaptations known to me are in big part the work of people who were never really engrossed in the world they’re trying to recreate. But unfortunately (for both me and the author) grabbing a couple of beers and geeking out with your friends over some eighties space opera makes you no literary prodigy, merely a semi-professional fanboy. Gaiman should stick to short forms that allow him to go wild with appreciation for an already existing content or franchise.
The reinterpretation of myth has been a thing in modern literature for quite a while now. And when everything else fails, creating a flair of mystery by dropping hints about the various characters’ true identities is fine, too. And you gotta love playing Sherlock Holmes or Poirot or ripping off a villain's mask like Scooby Doo. But not like this. I had trouble getting over the blunt gimmick that was the dude who comes before Thursday, but the Slav Squad and the Egyptian Entourage proved that you should never dare to leave anything to a more sophisticated connection. It even went so far that one of the supposedly more significant revelations is based on a blatant and idiotic pun that makes Horatio Caine’s one-liners look witty. Look, if you’re playing a game of dropping hints, you can either go for the variant where the audience knows more that the characters all along, but then you have to forgo the “surprise, motherfucker” moment and focus on some other development. Or you incorporate neat little elements that your audience is well aware of, yet recognises them as clues only in hindsight (The Usual Suspects, anyone?). But you don’t go around waving a humongous neon sign trying to prove how cool you are by thinking of that trick and how cool we are for getting it. That pretty much comes down to that mandatory 12-year-old in every CoD game ever who calls himself DoomDestroyer and is very vocal about his frequent intimate encounters with the other players’ mothers. The pleasure of figuring out something is actually the pleasure of mastering a challenge. But setting the bar deep, deep underground means a patronising pat on the back in a completely distorted context. It’s like being promised to be introduced to a woman with massive jugs, without being told that she also tips the scale at 99,9kg. That kinda doesn't count now, does it? When it comes to gradually introducing hints and having the audience know more than the characters, I have seen an episode of “Grimm” that did it with more brains and humour. And being out-smarted by a trashy fantasy show is embarrassing. By creating a ridiculously plain task only to present it as a grand revelation, you’re assuming that your readers are dumb as boiled potato and lack even the most basic education. So, we’re making flat-Earthers and anti-vaxxers the norm now?
Formally, the novel is deprived of plot, continuance or dramatic conflict, the characters lack inner life, emotions, responses or development. Substantially, it tries to compensate for its lack of genuine ideas with condescending flatter. At the same time, it’s on the safe side with trivialised mythology, while ducking out of any real jolt by steering clear of any still effective beliefs. Both concept and writing are so deliberately dumbed-down, that they either prove how an active Twitter account doesn’t make you a writer, or they show just how much credit you give your readers. Anyway, “American Gods” is a sad ode to the Dunning-Kruger effect.
An endeavour of the kind “American Gods” wants to be – huge yet approachable, complex yet vivid – needs a healthy mixture of palpable characters, dynamics and plot, with a side of suspense and mystery. Two out of three probably would have done. This novel, though, delivers nothing.
Where you need (or expect) the characters to show demanding presence and persona, you get a protagonist dragging his feet from nothing to nowhere, with an overwhelmingly painful lack of any reaction whatsoever. Apparently no deep personal shock and no event completely impossible by anything one knows of the world is worth a response. Never a question, never a motive, never a second thought… Hell, never a thought whatsoever! And every single character has the same M.O. Nothing is ever weird or strange or confusing or infuriating and there is never a reason behind anything. No matter how much supernatural supernaturality you put into a setting, there is always a point where the characters, true to their world, ask themselves and others what the fuck is going on. Not here though. Somehow, everything goes and the rule of thumb is to tell, not to show. We are told that the gods are mighty, grand or intriguing, yet we see none of it. It’s kinda like telling everyone about your prowess in bed and then delivering about as much as a politician delivers of his pre-election promises. These sorry deities come down to coy extras scuffing around the set, because no one told them where or if they’re needed. Though I did enjoy how, between the reader and the other characters, the protagonist is the only one who doesn't know his true, godly, identity.
There is one attempt to create an interaction between the new and the old gods, a face-off of sorts. And the idea behind is actually good. Since there have always been countless entities of worship, at some point they will inevitably clash superhero-style. (Superheroes are, after all, a modern mythology.) This battle royale, however, is dissolved with Main Dude chanting out "Imagine". (I bet that even cures cancer in their world.) Remember the grand climax in “The Hobbit”, reduced to barely a passage of narration? Well, I was pissed beyond words about that. But here I actually passed from disbelief to denial to hysterical laughter. Yup, full Joker mode. In the end, the main conflict merely shows, even if very vividly, how this novel lacks even a most rudimental structure. Like odd pieces of a jigsaw puzzle, it consists of individual scenes (more or less successfully depicted, or just left hanging mid-air) and of idle running time, without ever constituting an integrated, coherent and continuous story.
Here’s the thing: This entire novel is based not on a literary work process, but merely on personal preferences. The author gives the impression of a stereotypical teenaged nerd immersed in pop culture and topics of interest, who pretty much knows what he’d like to read. But loving something doesn’t make you good at it. Knowing what kind of dress you’d like to have doesn’t give you the ability to sew that exact piece. Just like the thought “Whoa, that would be a great scene!” won’t give you a complete, intelligible, structurally cohesive novel. I once told my boyfriend how, in one of the next Avengers films, I’d love to see the Avengers hang around their almost destroyed headquarters, only to have Tony stark appear with five dozens of Ikea boxes, drop them at their feet and say: “Avengers, assemble!” Personally, I think that’d be funny. But that is one scene. And one scene makes no plot. Fandom and enthusiasm is a great basis for a genre piece, true, and I deeply believe that some of the crappiest adaptations known to me are in big part the work of people who were never really engrossed in the world they’re trying to recreate. But unfortunately (for both me and the author) grabbing a couple of beers and geeking out with your friends over some eighties space opera makes you no literary prodigy, merely a semi-professional fanboy. Gaiman should stick to short forms that allow him to go wild with appreciation for an already existing content or franchise.
The reinterpretation of myth has been a thing in modern literature for quite a while now. And when everything else fails, creating a flair of mystery by dropping hints about the various characters’ true identities is fine, too. And you gotta love playing Sherlock Holmes or Poirot or ripping off a villain's mask like Scooby Doo. But not like this. I had trouble getting over the blunt gimmick that was the dude who comes before Thursday, but the Slav Squad and the Egyptian Entourage proved that you should never dare to leave anything to a more sophisticated connection. It even went so far that one of the supposedly more significant revelations is based on a blatant and idiotic pun that makes Horatio Caine’s one-liners look witty. Look, if you’re playing a game of dropping hints, you can either go for the variant where the audience knows more that the characters all along, but then you have to forgo the “surprise, motherfucker” moment and focus on some other development. Or you incorporate neat little elements that your audience is well aware of, yet recognises them as clues only in hindsight (The Usual Suspects, anyone?). But you don’t go around waving a humongous neon sign trying to prove how cool you are by thinking of that trick and how cool we are for getting it. That pretty much comes down to that mandatory 12-year-old in every CoD game ever who calls himself DoomDestroyer and is very vocal about his frequent intimate encounters with the other players’ mothers. The pleasure of figuring out something is actually the pleasure of mastering a challenge. But setting the bar deep, deep underground means a patronising pat on the back in a completely distorted context. It’s like being promised to be introduced to a woman with massive jugs, without being told that she also tips the scale at 99,9kg. That kinda doesn't count now, does it? When it comes to gradually introducing hints and having the audience know more than the characters, I have seen an episode of “Grimm” that did it with more brains and humour. And being out-smarted by a trashy fantasy show is embarrassing. By creating a ridiculously plain task only to present it as a grand revelation, you’re assuming that your readers are dumb as boiled potato and lack even the most basic education. So, we’re making flat-Earthers and anti-vaxxers the norm now?
Formally, the novel is deprived of plot, continuance or dramatic conflict, the characters lack inner life, emotions, responses or development. Substantially, it tries to compensate for its lack of genuine ideas with condescending flatter. At the same time, it’s on the safe side with trivialised mythology, while ducking out of any real jolt by steering clear of any still effective beliefs. Both concept and writing are so deliberately dumbed-down, that they either prove how an active Twitter account doesn’t make you a writer, or they show just how much credit you give your readers. Anyway, “American Gods” is a sad ode to the Dunning-Kruger effect.