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My favourite limericks:
There was a young person of Smyrna,
Whose grandmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the cat,
And said, “Granny, burn that!
"You incongruous old woman of Smyrna!”
There was an old lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.
There was a young person of Smyrna,
Whose grandmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the cat,
And said, “Granny, burn that!
"You incongruous old woman of Smyrna!”
There was an old lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.