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I'm about halfway through this book. For such a slim volume it is shocking how long it is taking me to finish this. It's so boring! Don't tell me I'm not a sophisticated reader: I appreciate and love plenty of books wherein "nothing happens." Take a look at Henry James, nothing hardly ever happens- the climax of action is someone not doing anything, or glancing, or sneezing, and then pages upon pages ensure analyzing that nothing/glance/sneeze until the protagonist realizes that life is unalterably changed forever. But Room with a View is different, there is left nothing to the imagination- everything i hopelessly two-dimensional or obvious. Maybe it is because it's a "social novel" about class and all that other boring crap British writers seem so hung up about in the most obvious ways. Here's basically how the first half of Room with a View goes, abridged:
PART ONE.
Lucy Honeychurch was a pretty English girl visiting Florence. Everyone knew she was rich, because her family owned acres of property in England, and land is very important to English people. She wasn't from London, she was just a rich country woman, which made her conventional. She was travelling in Florence with a spinster aunt, because all pretty English girls have spinster aunts for the express purpose of accompanying them on their travels to the continent. No one spoils fun quite like a spinster aunt. They arrive in Florence to find that their room doesn't have a view. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to Lucy. It was like getting to school and finding apple juice in her lunchbox, when she had explicitly said she only liked grape juice. Near as she was to tears, she tried best to restrain herself, when by miracle of fiction, two men, an funny old man and his mute son, appear and offer her their room, because anyway, men don't even like views! After deliberating for a day about the propriety of taking the men's rooms, they do so, and views are never mentioned again- they don't even seem to appreciate the view that their womanness has been programmed to appreciate. Lucy sees some man murdered, and gets blood all over her postcards which cost her seven lira. George Emerson (the son) arrives and throws her bloody postcards in the river, a gesture which inexplicably distresses Lucy. She resolves never to see him again, because he litters. She sees him again because she can't control anything, and is forced to spend time with people whose company she alternately enjoys and loaths. George Emerson kisses her in a field of violets, innocently, like two middle schoolers (probably a horrible kisser), and Lucy's world ends and she is shipped off to Rome to look at buildings or pray.
PART TWO.
In Rome, Lucy and Mr. Vyse get engaged. She says "no" twice but ultimately he stalks/harrasses/wears her down and forces a maybe of out of her. He returns with her to England and finds everyone she loves to be an idiot. He thinks he is being clever by inviting the Emersons to live in the same country neighborhood. Lucy hates this. It is the second worst thing that has happened to her (since the room sans view fiasco).