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Well, I was promised a garden of delights and I was not disappointed. Plenty of gardens in a riot of colour and a choice of succulent delights as well.
Like some other reviewers here I was slightly discouraged to see men arrive, naively hoping, I suppose, that these women in their retreat would find their inner proto-feminists and throw off the carapace of propriety and convention in more areas than their conversation. But this is not D.H. Lawrence, and further it is essential to show their goodwill and transformation into loving and genial creatures in practice, and what better way to show how generous they are than for them to practise on these sorry specimens of manhood? Lotty's husband, for example. When transported by affection for Lotty, he pinches her ear. The magical influence of this wondrous Italian hideaway makes him positively expansive:
The greatest of all the many delights is that ironic tone, which keeps this in the realm of magical whimsy (see how strenuously I am avoiding the word enchanted), never allowing it to stumble flat-footed into sentimentality. And the greatest of all the ironies is the compliment paid to Aphrodite amongst women, who goes by the charming name of Scrap. She is that kind of celestial beauty that first transfixes the male of the species and then turns him into a clumsy idiot, so, young as she is, she has nevertheless had plenty of practice at putting bumbling nervousness at ease, coping with awkwardness and negotiating potential minefields. Her finest hour comes at a dinner. Her reluctance to face the latest bumbling, blushing idiot has made her a little late. A 'situation' is brewing, but Scrap, with breathtaking quickness and composure, says just the right thing to save one man's face. For that she is paid the greatest possible compliment a woman could ever get: she is as decent as a man.
What more could we ask.
Like some other reviewers here I was slightly discouraged to see men arrive, naively hoping, I suppose, that these women in their retreat would find their inner proto-feminists and throw off the carapace of propriety and convention in more areas than their conversation. But this is not D.H. Lawrence, and further it is essential to show their goodwill and transformation into loving and genial creatures in practice, and what better way to show how generous they are than for them to practise on these sorry specimens of manhood? Lotty's husband, for example. When transported by affection for Lotty, he pinches her ear. The magical influence of this wondrous Italian hideaway makes him positively expansive:
There was at no time much pet in Mellersh, because he was by nature a cool man; yet such was the influence on him of, as Lotty supposed, San Salvatore, that in his second week he sometimes pinched both her ears, one after the other, instead of only one; and Lotty, marvelling at such rapidly developing affectionateness, wondered what he would do, should he continue at this rate, in the third week, when her supply of ears would have come to an end.I imagine there would maybe follow a short introduction to something that I believe is known as an erogenous zone.
The greatest of all the many delights is that ironic tone, which keeps this in the realm of magical whimsy (see how strenuously I am avoiding the word enchanted), never allowing it to stumble flat-footed into sentimentality. And the greatest of all the ironies is the compliment paid to Aphrodite amongst women, who goes by the charming name of Scrap. She is that kind of celestial beauty that first transfixes the male of the species and then turns him into a clumsy idiot, so, young as she is, she has nevertheless had plenty of practice at putting bumbling nervousness at ease, coping with awkwardness and negotiating potential minefields. Her finest hour comes at a dinner. Her reluctance to face the latest bumbling, blushing idiot has made her a little late. A 'situation' is brewing, but Scrap, with breathtaking quickness and composure, says just the right thing to save one man's face. For that she is paid the greatest possible compliment a woman could ever get: she is as decent as a man.
What more could we ask.