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The book may be a bit dated now and some of the facts may not be accurate, but what a fun read.
Other mammals have no contact between their airways and esophagi. They can breathe and swallow at the same time. No possibility of food going down the wrong way. With Homo sapiens, food and drink must pass over the larynx on the way to the gullet. Constant risk that some of it will be inhaled. The larynx descends in humans between the age of 3 and 5 months, the exact age when Sudden Infant Death occurs. But the descended larynx explains why we can speak and our pets cannot. That ability to speak made such a difference in our evolution.
The word "pease" in "pease porridge hot" was singular. But people thought it was plural, so "pea" back then formed as a singular.
In "Pippa Passes," Robert Browning uses the word "twat," which meant the same thing then as it does now, but he did not realize it. He thought it was a nun's hat instead of a nun's. . . .well you know.
Although English is a Germanic language, we have borrowed fewer words from German than almost any language.
No one has any idea how the word "dog" came to replace the word "hound."
Gutenberg may have gotten more credit than he deserves for inventing the printing press. He learned of the process when an apprentice of Laurens Koster ran off with some of his blocks.
Well meaning people added "b" to "doubt" and "debt" to keep it more like the Latin. Same with the "p" in "receipt."
The last words of French grammarian Dominique Bonhours: "I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."
Noah Webster produced a sanitized version of the Bible. In it, men have "peculiar members" instead of testicles, and women do not have wombs or anything else with which to contribute to the reproductive process. Such a fear of the human body. Where does it come from?
The Oxford English Dictionary insists that Shakespeare should be spelled Shakspere. They add that the commonest spelling "is perh. Shakespeare." Bryson adds "it cert. is."
The last name Bush came from wine merchants always having a bush by the front door. Goldwater was a synonym for urine.
He has a great list of place names from America, including Maggie's Nipples, Wyoming.
In 1970 under test conditions, Roy Dean solved the London Times crossword puzzle in 3 minutes and 45 seconds. An unbelievable feat.
Alfred Butts invented the game Scrabble in 1931. He insisted on two of each letter, so q, j, and z can be a problem. He deliberately depressed the number of s's. He increased the number of i's to encourage the use of suffixes. The highest score in 1987 was 3,881 points. It included the word psycholoanalyzing for 1,539 points.
A list of anagrams:
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
Spiro Agnew = Grow a Penis
two plus eleven = one plus twelve
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
circumstantial evidence = can ruin a selected victim
funeral = real fun
The Morse Code = Here come dots
mother-in-law = woman Hitler
Victoria, England's Queen = governs a nice quiet land
William Shakespeare = We all make his praise
In Chinese, to call someone a turtle is the worst possible taunt. The Japanese have no swear words at all. The Romans had 800 swear words.
Other mammals have no contact between their airways and esophagi. They can breathe and swallow at the same time. No possibility of food going down the wrong way. With Homo sapiens, food and drink must pass over the larynx on the way to the gullet. Constant risk that some of it will be inhaled. The larynx descends in humans between the age of 3 and 5 months, the exact age when Sudden Infant Death occurs. But the descended larynx explains why we can speak and our pets cannot. That ability to speak made such a difference in our evolution.
The word "pease" in "pease porridge hot" was singular. But people thought it was plural, so "pea" back then formed as a singular.
In "Pippa Passes," Robert Browning uses the word "twat," which meant the same thing then as it does now, but he did not realize it. He thought it was a nun's hat instead of a nun's. . . .well you know.
Although English is a Germanic language, we have borrowed fewer words from German than almost any language.
No one has any idea how the word "dog" came to replace the word "hound."
Gutenberg may have gotten more credit than he deserves for inventing the printing press. He learned of the process when an apprentice of Laurens Koster ran off with some of his blocks.
Well meaning people added "b" to "doubt" and "debt" to keep it more like the Latin. Same with the "p" in "receipt."
The last words of French grammarian Dominique Bonhours: "I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."
Noah Webster produced a sanitized version of the Bible. In it, men have "peculiar members" instead of testicles, and women do not have wombs or anything else with which to contribute to the reproductive process. Such a fear of the human body. Where does it come from?
The Oxford English Dictionary insists that Shakespeare should be spelled Shakspere. They add that the commonest spelling "is perh. Shakespeare." Bryson adds "it cert. is."
The last name Bush came from wine merchants always having a bush by the front door. Goldwater was a synonym for urine.
He has a great list of place names from America, including Maggie's Nipples, Wyoming.
In 1970 under test conditions, Roy Dean solved the London Times crossword puzzle in 3 minutes and 45 seconds. An unbelievable feat.
Alfred Butts invented the game Scrabble in 1931. He insisted on two of each letter, so q, j, and z can be a problem. He deliberately depressed the number of s's. He increased the number of i's to encourage the use of suffixes. The highest score in 1987 was 3,881 points. It included the word psycholoanalyzing for 1,539 points.
A list of anagrams:
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
Spiro Agnew = Grow a Penis
two plus eleven = one plus twelve
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
circumstantial evidence = can ruin a selected victim
funeral = real fun
The Morse Code = Here come dots
mother-in-law = woman Hitler
Victoria, England's Queen = governs a nice quiet land
William Shakespeare = We all make his praise
In Chinese, to call someone a turtle is the worst possible taunt. The Japanese have no swear words at all. The Romans had 800 swear words.