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So I've never read any Chandler, but Ann Patchett has a reference to this one in her collection of essays: Story of a Happy Marriage and so my husband brought it home from the used book store. He couldn't finish it: "too much gumshoe".
I don't mind the camp, and one can certainly understand where Bogart got his character from (holy Marlowe), but he does lay it on thick sometimes. The story is real though (including all the layers of a pre-Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo ending) AND as a bonus Chandler makes lots of real commentary (including skepticism over prescription drug usage). Some of it is rather prescient for his time (published in 1953), some of it is wise, and some of it is just great turn of phrase. I'll let his words speak for themselves for the most part:
"'Alcohol is like love....The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.'"
"A girl in a white sharkskin suit and a luscious figure was climbing the ladder to the high board. I watched the band of white that showed between the tan of her thighs and the suit. I watched it carnally....She wobbled her bottom over to a small white table and sat down beside a lumberjack in white drill pants and dark glasses and a tan so evenly dark that he couldn't have anything but the hired man around the pool. He reached over and patted her thigh. She opened a mouth like a firebucket and laughed. That terminated my interest in her. I couldn't hear the laugh by the hole in her face when she unzippered her teeth was all I needed."
"There is something compulsive about a telephone. The gadget-ridden man of our age loves it, loathes it, and is afraid of it. But he always treats it with respect, even when he is drunk. The telephone is a fetish."
"The power of money becomes very difficult to control. Man has always been a venal animal. The growth of populations, the huge costs of wars, the incessant pressure of confiscatory taxation--all these things make him more and more venal. The average man is tired and scared, and a tired, scared man can't afford ideals. He has to buy food for his family. In or time we have a seen a shocking decline in both public and private morals. You can't expect quality from people whose lives are a subjection to a lack of quality. You can't have quality with mass production. You don't want it because it lasts too long. So you substitute styling, which is a commercial swindle intended to produce artificial obsolescence. Mass production couldn't sell its goods next year unless it made what it sold this year look unfashionable a year from now. We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average American housewife can't produce a meal fit to eat, and the lovely shining bathroom is mostly a receptacle for deodorants, laxatives, sleeping pills, and the products of that confidence racket called the cosmetic industry."
I don't mind the camp, and one can certainly understand where Bogart got his character from (holy Marlowe), but he does lay it on thick sometimes. The story is real though (including all the layers of a pre-Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo ending) AND as a bonus Chandler makes lots of real commentary (including skepticism over prescription drug usage). Some of it is rather prescient for his time (published in 1953), some of it is wise, and some of it is just great turn of phrase. I'll let his words speak for themselves for the most part:
"'Alcohol is like love....The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.'"
"A girl in a white sharkskin suit and a luscious figure was climbing the ladder to the high board. I watched the band of white that showed between the tan of her thighs and the suit. I watched it carnally....She wobbled her bottom over to a small white table and sat down beside a lumberjack in white drill pants and dark glasses and a tan so evenly dark that he couldn't have anything but the hired man around the pool. He reached over and patted her thigh. She opened a mouth like a firebucket and laughed. That terminated my interest in her. I couldn't hear the laugh by the hole in her face when she unzippered her teeth was all I needed."
"There is something compulsive about a telephone. The gadget-ridden man of our age loves it, loathes it, and is afraid of it. But he always treats it with respect, even when he is drunk. The telephone is a fetish."
"The power of money becomes very difficult to control. Man has always been a venal animal. The growth of populations, the huge costs of wars, the incessant pressure of confiscatory taxation--all these things make him more and more venal. The average man is tired and scared, and a tired, scared man can't afford ideals. He has to buy food for his family. In or time we have a seen a shocking decline in both public and private morals. You can't expect quality from people whose lives are a subjection to a lack of quality. You can't have quality with mass production. You don't want it because it lasts too long. So you substitute styling, which is a commercial swindle intended to produce artificial obsolescence. Mass production couldn't sell its goods next year unless it made what it sold this year look unfashionable a year from now. We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average American housewife can't produce a meal fit to eat, and the lovely shining bathroom is mostly a receptacle for deodorants, laxatives, sleeping pills, and the products of that confidence racket called the cosmetic industry."