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March 17,2025
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Instead of a review, I’m just going to share my memories of this book. Back when this came out was the high time of midnight bookstore release parties. Yes, I did go to one and no, I didn’t dress up.

It was held at a Barnes and Noble and of course John Williams’s soundtrack for the first 2 movies was played on a loop throughout the night. Amidst the crowd eagerly awaiting the stroke of 12, were tired adult chaperones and sullen workers who had had enough already. My brother brought me to the store and one of his friends was working there; of course being the only ginger on staff he had to dress up like Ron and did not appreciate it. I think he actually hated Harry Potter so that kind of made it worse.


Let me preface this next paragraph with the following: I grew up in Las Vegas, so some weird stuff went down that probably wouldn’t have happened anywhere else that night. Not only did the Mayor show up, but “Master Magician” Lance Burton did too. They are local celebs, though why they put in an appearance is beyond me. More on this in a minute.


So at about 11:30 everyone starts lining up to get our books. The store decided to release them before midnight and that made it all the more like catnip. I remember seeing some four year olds plopped down in an aisle with their copies, pretending to read them…and I thought, who would stop me if I just took it from the kid and ran out? I didn’t though, obviously, but Potter fever makes you think strange thoughts, especially while waiting in line for a highly anticipated book.

Both the Mayor and the “Master Magician” were signing copies of the book. I don’t understand this at all, and still think that somewhere on ebay somebody must have bid on an “autographed copy” and gotten one signed by one of these men. While that’s technically true, can you just imagine the disappointment??


When I did finally have it in my hands… oh, that beautiful gloriously blue cover. You knew from Mary GrandPré’s artwork that something major was going to go down, and it did. I started reading it with a booklight on the drive home but was told that the light was distracting my brother’s driving. Buzzkill. Didn’t he know how important this was?!?!?!?!


Arriving home, I went straight to bed and stayed up all night reading. At some point, I think at about 2am, my mom came into my room. She took the book from me, and flipped towards the end, read about Sirius’s death, then gave it back to me without a word. (She had read the first 4 to her third grade class and still chokes up at the mention of “the boy who lived”). She never actually read the fifth book or the rest, but always insisted I tell her everything that happened once I finished them.

I finished it later that day. I didn't care too much that Sirius died, but I do remember being slightly miffed that Rowling never cleared up more about that Veil in the Department of Mysteries. That was such a cruel tease, Jo.
March 17,2025
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Ministry of Magic Scandal! Hogwarts students defy Headmistress and steal [REDACTED]! "I don't know what Ms. Umbridge was teaching at Hogwarts, but I did not expect espionage!" - Hogwart's Herald

"Harry Potter, Rescue Mission." - it says so right on the Ministry of Magic badge....

I'm amazed. This was such an easy five stars to award. Loved it. It had been so long since I last read this book, that I had largely forgotten what was in it. I was delighted to discover that this is JK Rowling's best book so far in this series.

As for a rescue mission, any reader would need a rescue mission after encountering the twisted, excited, breathless, twee, EVIL of the new Hogwarts Professor, Ms. Dolores Umbridge.

But let's not guess as to what is in the mind of the polarizing figure of Ms. Umbridge, let's ask her to tell us all about it in her own words.

Beware, contentious notions and dangerous comments ahead - read at your own risk!

FADE IN: INT: PROFESSOR'S OFFICE

Umbridge: (Lolling on a wide lavender pouffe, she flicks a little orange something from the edge of her mouth) "Oh my, is that a cat hair (sotto voice: 'My breakfast was frisky today')... I must say, I have no idea why the author didn't persist with me as the Main Character for the rest of the series. It's almost as if ... (high pitched titter) ... she doesn't like me ... (shakes head perplexedly) but surely not, surely she would realize just how important I am to the story... look here, (lifts reams of notes) I've been taking notes on my performance as a teacher at Hogwarts all year, look (taps the front page of her notes repeatedly) here, here, and here! Outstanding, every single word is, and I mean every single last word, 'Outstanding...'

Then, of course there are other people's experiences ...

CUT TO: INT: HOGWARTS MAIN HALL

McGonagall: (In a fit of temper) (ZAP!) "Well, Professor Umbridge, I'll not have you torturing the students. Let's see how you like the next twenty-four hours as a piece of porcelain plumbing!"

Fred: (Speaking to George) : "Hey, did McGonagall just transfigure Umbridge into a toilet bowl?"
George (Grins broadly): "Yeah, and on the eve of the Quidditch World Cup."
Fred: "Ooohhh! Are you thinking what I'm thinking..."
George: "I'm assuredly am bro."

(Later...)

CUT TO: EXT: ABOVE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP STADIUM

Peeves: (Clutching a large day pass issued by Dumbledore) "Wheeee! Out for the day! Wheeee! Look at all those tents. Wheeee! It's the Quidditch World Cup! (Suddenly possessed by a sly grin) Ahhh... toilets ... must block plumbing .... must block plumbing .... Ohhhh! All but one - just one to leave behind for everyone to use .... Wheeee!"

(Later... after the game...)

CUT TO: INT: WORLD CUP BATHROOM TENT

Willy Widdershins: (Stepping warily, approaches the one working toilet outside the Quidditch World Cup.) "I'll teach them to give me a minor role. What was it, three mentions, and not even a sniff of dialog, let alone a POV scene.... well. I'll show 'em (points wand at lone toilet bowl) 'Regurgito!' (The bowl lurches, then expands - transforming into Hogwarts Professor, Ms. Dolores Umbridge, projectile vomiting twenty hours worth of Quidditch World Cup fecal matter...)

(Next day...)

CUT TO: INT: DAILY PROPHET OFFICES

Rita Skeeter: (Gazing at the headlines on the front page of the Daily Prophet, 'Charming, or just Charmed? Umbridge in Imbroglio? Ex-Professor applies for job in Magical Sanitation...') "(Sighs contentedly) I do love my work ...(whispers) and I'm dead sexy too."

Of course, not everyone was happy that Umbridge got the role ...

CUT TO: LOWEST LEVEL OF HELL

Satan: (Shrugs his broad shoulders, his great wings flaring behind him. He leans forward, his flaming eyes narrowing with indignation) "I applied for the role of Prof. Dolores Umbridge, and what happened? They passed me over ... can you believe it? (Shakes his head in bewilderment) You know what they said? (Snorts in disbelief, flames spurting from his nostrils, and shouts) ... I'M NOT EVIL ENOUGH! ... So, they gave it to her!

FADE OUT.

P.s. The movie sucks and is such a disappointment when compared with this book. Strongly recommended, 5 'Wizardly Secret Super-Spy,' stars.

Reread this in March/April 2023 with the fine folk over at Nightmares and Dreamscapes.
March 17,2025
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My favorite Harry Potter book also happens to be the longest. More to love, amrite?

Oh, and Weasley twins?

March 17,2025
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It only took me 7 months, but at least i've FINALLY finished the damn book!
Video Review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzB8h...
March 17,2025
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Forget the movie, it's just a 2 hours trailer for the Novel..

أول أجزاء هاري بوتر التي يغلفها أجواء ثورية أورويلية
عن الوزارة التي تدفن رأسها في التراب، تراقب الجميع وتمنع الحديث

عن قمع الحرية، الصحافة التي تتحول لبوق السلطة
وعن الشباب..الذي يثور بسبب القهر

حيث بمجرد ظهور خطر يهدد مجتمع السحرة، خطر يجب أن يتم اﻷعداد لمواجهته ومحاربته فإن الوزارة نفت تماما الخبر لأنه جاء من هاري بوتر..ودمبلدور
رأت أنها لن تصدق شابا صغيرا ورجل له شعبية تفوق وزير السحر..لظنهم إنه يسعي لتولي منصب الوزير

فرات الوزارة أن التعتيم الأعلام للمجتمع هو الحل ...بثت الأكاذيب عنهما ووصفت هاري بالكذب والسعي للشهرة..بل وقامت بتلفيق التهم له
قامت بالرقابة المشددة علي الطلبة خوفا من ثورتهم، عينتّ عليهم مفتش من الوزارة ، كانت شخصيتها آورويلية بشكل كبير.. منعت تجمعات الطلبة وتجهيزاتهم للدفاع ضد الخطر الذي يتهدد المجتمع

كل هذا لأجل الخوف علي المنصب..الكرسي..الوزارة. فكان التكذيب والتخوين هو حلهم البديل عن المواجهة
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هذا ما كتبته جي كي رولينج في الجزء الخامس من سلسلة هاري بوتر وجماعة العنقاء
صورت النظام الضعيف وأساليبه الرخيصة للحفاظ علي مكانته بغض النظر عن أي إخطار تواجهه مجتمعه
وكيف كانت ثورة الطلبة بقيادة هاري أو جماعة العنقاء بقيادة دمبلدور ليس طمعا في السلطة وإنما للحفاظ عن المجتمع وتوحيده وتقويته ضد الخطر الخارجي..وليس بدفن الرأس بالرمال كالنظام الفاشل.
صورت كيف يحاول الشباب التدريب بالرغم من المراقبة الصارمة وحتي محاولات التوقيع بينهم بمكافاة الوشاة

ستطاردك أثناء القراءة كيف كانت تلك المفتش البغيضة من الوزارة تؤكد لهاري بوتر “لا يجب أن تنطق بالكذب” بينما الخطر الأكبر يتحرك في الظلام ولا يستطيع هاري وجماعته فعل شئ

هذا الوجه الثوري لسلسلة هاري بوتر هو ما أخترته في مقال "أخترنا لك" بالروايات الاورولية
مقال ثلاث روايات ثورية بأجواء آورويلية

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هذا الجزء الضخم يستحق ريفيو أعلي..وهو مااتمني الانتهاء من كل الريفيوهات والوجوه المختلفة لتلك السلسلة

ولكن لا ننسي أن هذا الجزء أيضا به الكثير من المشاعر العائلية بين عائلة ويزلي..والأبن المارق "الضال" بيرسي

وعودة اللقاء ولم الشمل بين هاري وابيه الروحي سيريس بلاك


ونظرة أعمق لشخصية نيفيل لونجبوتوم
وعن الصداقة والحب
وحقوق الأقليات "الجني المنزلي - ايلف" التي تدعمها هيرميوني
عن التميز وغيرة الأصحاب كحبكة رؤساء الأبطال
وعن الغضب والتحكم فيه كما يحدث مع نوبات هاري بوتر الغاضبة
وعن حكمة دمبلدور وعن ماضي سناب

وعن النبؤات

وعن الوقوف للحق..لفعل الصحيح وان لم يكن سهلا

جيش دمبلدور... رمز صراع الخير والشر..الذي للاسف يمر الزمان ولكنه لا ينس تكرار نفسه



محمد العربي
قراءة العربية الأولي من الطبعة الأولي ذات الترجمة المختصرة
منتصف يناير 2005
قراءة عربية ثانية من الطبعة الثانية المنقحة
في يوليو 2005
March 17,2025
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Seven of my favorite Bookish Villains in one BookTube Video!
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Now we've entered the start of the not-so-happy arc. I don't even want to think about the ending. I would much prefer to reread the first four books again than suffer (vicariously) through that ending with Harry.

The twins antics keeps the book from becoming too depressing and Professor Umbridge is simply divine as the Big Bad.

On a side note, ever think J K Rowling just wants to give sage advice to her kids and wrote an entire book to cover that up?
n  Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.n
n  Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.n
n  We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. n


Audiobook Comments
Read by Jim Dale (as always) and he was absolutely stunning (as always)

The Finer Books Club - 2018 Reading Challenge: An audiobook based on the readers' voice

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March 17,2025
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It’s not easy being 15 years old for Harry Potter.
I almost cried in this one. Its pretty emotional.... often heartbreaking-
Harry is put through the wringer in this long door stopper. It could have been shorter - yet it’s so heartfelt - ending on a sad note.
I felt proud of Harry
in this book —he makes a difference in many characters lives. Really touching!

Thank you Lisa....’you’ are definitely my Potter inspiration!!!
March 17,2025
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IT TOOK ME OVER A YEAR BUT IM FINALLY DONE WITH THIS MONSTER OF A BOOK AND IM SO GLAD ITS OVER

I honestly didn’t think I’d ever finish this, it was such a ridiculously long story that was badly written, a super stretched plot (it REALLY didn’t need to be this long) and 99% of the characters I couldn’t stand since they either exaggerated every scene they were in or were just whining the whole way through.

I started off by reading the physical book which was such a bad choice as I had the first edition hardback which is so big and heavy I couldn’t bring it with me anywhere. Also reading Harry Potter is often a snooze and so at nearly halfway through - where I put the book down for months with no intention to continue - I realised it was either audiobook or nothing. So for the rest of the story I had to listen to hours and hours of a plot with no actual development to end with about 50 pages of the only bit of action in the book?

None of the characters were actually doing anything interesting throughout, so many unnecessary scenes! Why was there a Quidditch scene in there, it had nothing to do with the story! Do we really need to know what’s on every floor in St Mungo’s? There were so many useless scenes with Cho Chang that weren’t needed because it was clear the two were going nowhere. And to at least help redeem that, why didn’t Rowling at least make her likeable?? Her stupid unrealistic childish jealously nearly made me want to rip my hair out.

I HATE HARRY. SO MUCH.

Firstly, he couldn’t be any more cliché: dead parents, clever and dumb sidekicks, an evil master trying to kill him because he’s ‘the chosen one’ etc. (and before you fight me no, hp is not the starting point of novels with these clichés, Rowling took this idea from other books so shut up) and secondly, I read the previous books in this series, actually liking some, and I really can’t remember Harry being this much of a whiny and ridiculous character. He complained about EVERYTHING and he’s one of the dumbest characters I’ve ever read about, always making the wrong choices and he gets angry at every single person who tries to talk to him with a single bit of logic??? He’s 16, not 5! I couldn’t bring myself to like him one bit.

The whole Umbridge thing is sooo over the top! Hogwarts would never allow someone like her in charge because of how extreme she is and the terrible portrayal of a ‘bad guy’ by Rowling. She is carving into Harry’s skin as punishment and Dumbledore somehow knows nothing about it? And if he does, he lets it happen in his school? Nah, I don’t buy it.

The writing style is incredibly repetitive and boring (did I mention this yet?) with every character speaking in exactly the same way (only Hagrid stands out) and with Rowling feeling the need to add ‘said’ after nearly every line spoken. Some variation in words or sentence structure please???

I’m still going to carry on with the series because although this one was a massive disappointment and the writing difficult to bear, I enjoyed POA and GOF enough to want to find out the differences between the film ending and the book ending at the very end. Those books are also fairly big and I’m hoping they’re not as painful to read as this one.

THIS IS THE MOST OVERHYPED SERIES OF ALL TIME.

If you want to read a good fantasy series, anything by Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss or J.R.R.Tolkien will be a much better example of good written fantasy novels with better developed characters and a most interesting plot. Have a good day.

1.5 stars out of five. And I’m really not sorry.
March 17,2025
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This book used to be my least favorite book of the series and after rereading it, I can't understand why... I loved it!

So many good things I had forgotten started here like the DA meetings. I still absolutely hate Umbridge and I'm out of my reading slump (hopefully!).
March 17,2025
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Me: Okay, I’m not going to have ANY time to read for the next two weeks, and I’m close to falling behind on my reading goal, so I should be careful what I pick up.

Me to me: 870 pages sounds about right.



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I don’t even know if I can write a cohesive review of this. I’ve been reading it for SO LONG. The notes I took at the beginning have long since disappeared and I just can’t remember vast swaths of this book. This might be a review of the last 200 pages.



Okay, the extreme Ravenclaw in me is coming out here - WHY DON’T HARRY AND RON EVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK? I swear to God the sub-plotline in the middle of every single book is them falling behind in their classes, and it stresses me out. Get on top of your work!



And then every once in awhile, the stakes will be way higher...and these boys still apply the same procrastination to it. It happened in Goblet of Fire, when Harry would put off working on the task hints - WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN DIVINATION DREAM CHARTS. And it happened in this book, when Harry just...didn’t try at Occlumency. I know you don’t like Snape, kid. Neither do I. In fact, my list of notes for my anti-Snape rant just kept growing through this book. BUT IT’S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF COUNTLESS OTHERS! PEOPLE YOU LOVE!



And poor Ron in this book, right? He finally gets good at Quidditch - good at something - and there’s no one there to see him. His brothers leave him at school. Harry just...freaks out at him sometimes. Things are always rough for poor unappreciated Ron, but this is particularly tragic. And don’t even get me STARTED on Neville in this book. The Gryffindor in him really comes out. His life is so hard, and he is still so brave and loving. Oh my God, I’m legitimately getting choked up.



Well, not actually. But as close as I get. And disclaimer, 25 percent of that sadness is because “Audition (The Fools Who Dream)” just came up on my Spotify and LA LA LAND IS AN EMOTIONAL FILM.



Rating this book is going to be a struggle. I didn’t enjoy the first 600 pages, like, at all. And then I goddamn loved the last 200. Oh god. Now I have to both delineate why the first 600 pages - which I can barely remember - were bad, while the last 200 were good.



Alright, I’ll try to do this quickly because clearly I’m ramble-y tonight. The first 600 pages were a terrible combination of boring AND upsetting. I’m still surprised by how Grimmauld Place managed to be such a snoozefest. A secret rebel order of wizards inhabiting a hidden house filled with dangerous relics manages to make me doze off? Unreal. Then we have to watch as a world we all hold dear is torn apart by terrible leadership - Umbridge, yes, but I also think we don’t discuss Minister of Magic Fudge’s incompetency enough.



As if that weren’t enough, all these fabulous characters we know and love are at their WORST in this book. I won’t go off on Snape yet, but I’ll explain for the others. Harry is a massive brat throughout. Hermione, my absolute fave, is a bad friend, pretentious and untrusting the whole time. Hagrid has his head particularly shoved up his ass. Dumbledore acts like an idiot, a self-admitted idiot. And Sirius ruins himself for me in this book. When he says, “You’re less like your father than I thought [...] The risk would’ve been what made it fun for James,” he is shaming a fifteen year old, guilting him into acting against his own interest and safety by bringing up his DEAD FATHER. Disgusting.



DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE JAMES FLASHBACK. Lupin and Sirius’s speech to Harry on it? Seriously. Lacking. James and Lily should never have ended up together, never. I get why Sirius and James were so close. THEY BOTH SUCK. But there were bright sides. Neville and Ginny are absolutely fantastic in this book, and did their best to rescue it from itself. But Luna is eh for me. I just don’t care about her. AND WE LOSE FRED AND GEORGE. I didn’t realize how much I loved their hijinks until they ruckus’d their way out of Hogwarts.



But if the first 600 pages were one, one and a half stars, the last 200 were four and a half or five. I love the setting of the Department of Mysteries, I loved that big Death Eaters battle scene. I sort of liked Dumbledore’s speech, but still was kind of like...okay buddy, you should know what the Right Thing is. Most importantly, I felt like Harry’s mourning at the end was really well captured. Which is, you know, not an impression I get often from these books. (The Harry Potter series isn’t renowned for, like, its capturing of the human experience.) And that last moment at the train station? Where all of Harry’s loved ones are defending him? Killed. Me.



Bottom line: I don’t know what to rate this, so I’ll give it that old placeholder, three stars. Not my favorite Harry Potter book, but featuring some of my favorite moments...alongside some of my least favorite.
March 17,2025
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I’m all set for a series reread and I get to Delores and I just don’t think I have it in me to deal with her shit this time around. She has to be the most hated character of all time


Harry's PTSD book
So much anger and guilt
I forget how agitated I get every time I read this.

Dear Narrator,

What the hell is up with Luna's voice???

6/11/18 audio #68
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