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Where do I even start? In a tale that defies biology, geology, common sense and all belief, Jean M. Auel introduces us to a particularly disturbing self-insert in the form of Ayla, a Cro-Magnon girl who is raised by a tribe of doltish Neanderthals.
Not only is Ayla strong, beautiful (though she considers herself ugly and believes that nobody could ever love her) and talented, she's also a virtual genius. Over the course of the series she invents or discovers the spear thrower, basket-weaving, superior weapon-making, the sewing needle, surgical stitching, horseback riding, the bra, the domestication of animals, the travois, the use of flint and pyrite to start a fire, the concept of biological reproduction at a time when pregnancy is believed to be magic, and contraception. Give her a few more books and she'll probably be splitting the atom.
She's also possessed of a phenomenal memory, knows everything there is to know about medicinal herbs, learns an entire language in a single dream and is possibly psychic.
But if you enjoy this, you'll love the second book, where she finds her True Stu Love in Jondalar, a sexy angst-bucket of sexiness whose huge penis has always proved too intimidating for his sexual partners until Ayla comes along, at which point the series experiences a 1000% increase in bad caveman porn. I assume the two of them continue to travel the land, provoking wonder in all they meet (because anybody who doesn't adore Ayla on first sight is clearly a Bad Person).
Ayla may be one of the most annoying literary characters in existence.
Not only is Ayla strong, beautiful (though she considers herself ugly and believes that nobody could ever love her) and talented, she's also a virtual genius. Over the course of the series she invents or discovers the spear thrower, basket-weaving, superior weapon-making, the sewing needle, surgical stitching, horseback riding, the bra, the domestication of animals, the travois, the use of flint and pyrite to start a fire, the concept of biological reproduction at a time when pregnancy is believed to be magic, and contraception. Give her a few more books and she'll probably be splitting the atom.
She's also possessed of a phenomenal memory, knows everything there is to know about medicinal herbs, learns an entire language in a single dream and is possibly psychic.
But if you enjoy this, you'll love the second book, where she finds her True Stu Love in Jondalar, a sexy angst-bucket of sexiness whose huge penis has always proved too intimidating for his sexual partners until Ayla comes along, at which point the series experiences a 1000% increase in bad caveman porn. I assume the two of them continue to travel the land, provoking wonder in all they meet (because anybody who doesn't adore Ayla on first sight is clearly a Bad Person).
Ayla may be one of the most annoying literary characters in existence.