A Million Little Lies

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James Pinocchio wakes up in the back of a New York City taxi with a combination lock piercing his left ear and no idea how it got there, or what the combination is.

The following day, his wealthy parents decide they've had enough, and they send him off to Sleepy Hollow, the famous rehab facility in Upstate New York. While there, Mr. Pinocchio meets all sorts of Fascinating Characters, one more Unbelievable and Amazing than the next, and they challenge him to confront his Deepest, Darkest Fears. The experience leads Mr. Pinocchio to the very edges of despair, but at a critical juncture he finds hope in the arms of a Bad Woman.

The love affair ends tragically, alas, and, like many parts of Mr. Pinocchio's story, stretches credibility to the breaking point, but the harrowing adventure -- which involves a great deal of pain, a smattering of dirty sex, and endless amounts of girlish crying -- eventually leads to Redemption and Healing. But not for Mr. Pinocchio

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April 1,2025
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This book took the author(s) seven days to write. It took me about seven hours to read. I laughed nonstop. I've never read the real "Million Little Pieces" but I know enough from his interviews to find the paralells hilarious. I can't wait to read more from these parody prosers!
April 1,2025
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This book was… weird. To be honest, I bought this accidentally. Friends have recommended “A Million Little Pieces” to me and I somehow accidentally bought this instead. The writing style is confusing, there is literally 0 plot, and the story just all around stinks. I finished it because I like to finish books I’ve started but that’s about the only reason.
April 1,2025
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Absolutely riveting, inspiring and gives reason to have faith in humanity's ability to wake up from a deep deep unconsciousness. I don't care about the controversy around it's label as a memoir versus fiction. Labels don't change how this book spoke to me.
April 1,2025
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After reading A Million Little Pieces, I thought that this was hilarious.
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