Alice was starting to feel extremely tired of just sitting beside her sister on the bank. There was simply nothing to do. She had peeked into the book her sister was reading a couple of times, but it had no pictures or conversations in it. "And what good is a book," Alice thought to herself, "without any pictures or conversations?"

So, as she was thinking in her mind (as best she could, since the hot day was making her feel very sleepy and a bit stupid), about whether the joy of making a daisy-chain would be worth the effort of getting up and picking the daisies, suddenly a white rabbit with pink eyes ran right past her.

This book is truly a masterpiece. Weary of her dull storybook that lacked pictures and conversations, the young and imaginative Alice follows a hasty hare underground. There, she comes face-to-face with some of the strangest adventures and most fantastic characters in all of literature.

The Ugly Duchess, the Mad Hatter, the weeping Mock Turtle, the diabolical Queen of Hearts, the Cheshire Cat - each one more eccentric than the last. They could only have been created by the master of sublime nonsense, Lewis Carroll.

In writing this brilliant burlesque of children's literature, Carroll has crafted a farcical satire of rigid Victorian society. It's also an arresting parody of the fears, anxieties, and complexities of growing up.

Carroll was one of the few adult writers who could successfully enter the children's world of make-believe. In this world, the impossible becomes possible, the unreal becomes real, and the height of adventure is only limited by the depth of one's imagination.

My thoughts on this are simple. How could anyone not love Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass? I read a biography of Lewis Carroll (or Charles Lutwidge Dodgson as he was originally named) last year, and it made me eager to revisit Alice. I'm so glad I did. It was an incredibly enjoyable experience that brought back many childhood memories. Memories of reading under the bedclothes by torchlight, making daisy chains with my grandmother, her delicious jam tarts, and her wonderful rose gardens. Altogether, it was a wonderful trip down memory lane.

These two books were brought to you by the letters W, T, and F. Of all the ineffable twaddle I've ever read (and I try to keep that to a minimum), I believe this is the pièce de résistance. It is proof positive that LSD was used just as irresponsibly in the 1860s as it was in the 1960s. The fact that it wasn't invented until 1938 is irrelevant, as anyone who is currently under the influence of that pharmaceutical extraction could easily explain.

The time continuum thing confusing you? Just drop a bit, and you'll understand. In fact, I believe the enjoyment of this book would not only be increased by partaking of some hallucinogens, but that such activity is probably a prerequisite for gaining any sense of comprehension. At any rate, whether you read these stories stoned or clean, I'm pretty sure Carroll wrote them while he was at least half-baked, because people on pure air don't talk about stuff like this...

...But I might be mistaken. I not only think about stuff like that all the time, but often discuss such silliness with a couple of friends of mine, and all of us have been 100% clean for years. Also, I'm pretty sure all of us had the mental ability to venture into such realms of madness before ever we first introduced any kind of wayward chemical into our bodies. Sorry, Lewis, I apologize for calling you a burnout.

My friends and I enjoy wordplay and puns, word-association games, and the like. Growing up in my family, one had to be prepared to battle his relatives over literal translations of statements because that's just the way we are. I remember some friends who couldn't hang with me on such matters often saying "God, Pierce, you're so literal!" I'm afraid I had no choice; I was tempered that way from birth. Wonderland and Looking Glass are nothing but puns and wordplay. That being the case, it seems like I should have enjoyed this immensely, but I'm afraid I didn't.

Here's an example of the fun Carroll has with words. Alice is talking to a bunch of flowers in the middle of a garden and asks them "'Aren't you sometimes frightened at being planted out here, with nobody to take care of you?'

'There's a tree in the middle,' said the Rose: 'What else is it good for?'

'But what could it do, if any danger came?' Alice asked.

'It could bark,' said the Rose.

'It says 'Bough-Wough!' cried a Daisy, 'that's why its branches are called boughs!'"

Later Alice asks the flowers how they can talk so nicely as she's never met flowers who could talk before.

"'Put your hand down, and feel the ground,' said the Tiger-lily. 'Then you'll know why.'

Alice did so. 'It's very hard,' she said, 'but I don't see what that has to do with it.'

'In most gardens,' the Tiger-lily said, 'they make the beds too soft - so that the flowers are always asleep.'"

Well, you get the idea. For more nonsensical wordplay, just open the book to any, any, page, and you'll find plenty.

Maybe it was supersaturation that contributed to my lack of enjoyment? Since I play these games all the time, perhaps there is no novelty in this for me? I'm not totally sure. I think part of the problem, for me, was that the books read more like poems so far as content was concerned. I expect poetry to be full of flim-flam, but not prose. Also, the book was filled with several poems, and that didn't increase the enjoyment factor at all. I hate poems and songs in my books. I maintain that puns, wordplay, and linguistic silliness should be the salt of a novel, and not the meal. These books are salt-licks.

There is no point in trying to describe the plot of these books, because there really isn't one, nor is there any character development; just lots of fun insanity. If you're into that kind of thing, or poetry, then you'll probably love this.

I was tempted to give this one star because by the time I was 3/4 of the way through Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, I was ready for the book to be over, and I decided to get decisively engaged with Through the Looking-Glass as it was only 120 pages, and it was in the volume I had, and I really wanted the t-shirt. Now that I've plowed through it, I can be shut of Mr. Carroll. So why did I give it two stars? The wordplay. I appreciate such things, and several parts made me chuckle. I would like to give it 1.5 stars, but goodreads doesn't offer that.

Matters explored in The Literary Detective by John Sutherland:
How long is Alice in Wonderland for?

This story falls under the category of nonsense literature, also known as "silly literature" or "illogical literature". Although the name is a bit extreme, it implies a less radical meaning, referring to those types of stories that rely on playing with words and language expressions, as well as violating the laws of logic.

This story has become a milestone in children's literature, and this is due to two reasons:

1. It is one of the earliest stories written for a mixed audience, that is, for both adults and children at the same time.

2. It has made a sharp turn in children's literature from being instructional - meaning improving and refining children's behavior - to making its only goal entertainment and fun.

The story is enjoyable even for adults, especially the first part of it. However, its only drawback is in translation. The English rhymes that fill the original story have been translated into Egyptian vernacular, and the first rule of translation into Arabic says: "Do not translate into a local dialect, always use the standard language!"

Overall, this story has its unique charm and significance in the field of literature, despite the challenges in translation. It continues to attract readers of all ages with its imaginative and illogical content.

P.J. Lynch is a highly regarded figure. His works are often associated with a certain charm and elegance.

When it comes to food pairing, the combination of tiny iced cakes and tea is a perfect match. The delicate and sweet iced cakes, with their intricate designs and smooth textures, complement the soothing and aromatic nature of tea.

The image of P.J. Lynch, along with this food pairing suggestion, creates a sense of refinement and indulgence. It makes one think of a cozy afternoon spent in a beautiful setting, savoring these delicious treats and enjoying a cup of tea.

The photo of P.J. Lynch adds a personal touch to the overall experience, as if inviting the viewer to step into his world and share in this moment of culinary and artistic delight.

Whether it's for a special occasion or just a simple treat for oneself, the combination of tiny iced cakes and tea, as recommended by P.J. Lynch, is sure to bring a smile to your face and a sense of satisfaction to your taste buds.

P.J. Lynch


Food pairing: tiny iced cakes, tea.

Once she recalled attempting to box her own ears for deceiving herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself. This curious child had a great penchant for pretending to be two people.

If I were ever compelled to select another literary figure aside from my beloved soulmate Don Quixote, it would inevitably be Alice in Wonderland. Why would I require to be someone other than the one and only Don? Well, it is prudent to have a backup in case you are invited to a masquerade as a favorite book character (a not entirely improbable risk and side effect of my profession), and you realize that your blonde hair and the preponderance of blue dresses in your wardrobe make that a far more natural choice than the Medieval male dress code of La Mancha.

On the other hand, Alice is an ideal complement to the Don in numerous ways. While he endeavors to infuse the ordinary world with magic, she plunges into Wonderland to make it shine with her commonsense approach to insanity. A perfect pair, those two characters.

In times such as these, they are needed more than ever to combat the windmills or Jabberwockys of modern lunacy. Just as coffee is a means of survival for me, and I relish the idea of sipping it from a mug featuring an illustration of a famous tea party - as nonsensical as most, yet more enjoyable - I once journeyed to London and purchased for myself a Mad Hatter mug, the handle neatly shaped like one of those keys that Alice had such difficulty with. The quote on the back of the mug has assisted me (alongside the caffeine and a sense of humor as dark as my no-milk-and-no-sugar coffee) to endure many a lesson with teenagers: "If you knew Time as well as I do,’ said the Hatter, ‘you wouldn’t talk about wasting it."

I am certain that this book can be reread as many times as necessary to ascertain your own identity and level of madness, without any wastage of time whatsoever: "Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up; if not, I'll stay down here till I'm someone else."

I can almost offer the same guarantee that Milo received in The Phantom Tollbooth: "RESULTS ARE NOT GUARANTEED, BUT IF NOT PERFECTLY SATISFIED, YOUR WASTED TIME WILL BE REFUNDED."

If you've been following me on Goodreads, you know I have a tradition of reading a classic novel at the beginning of every new year. I always have the aspiration to read more classics, yet somehow I never seem to get around to it. So, this is one of the few methods I've found to increase my classic literature consumption. I absolutely adore the Disney movie Alice in Wonderland and have possessed the book for years, but for some reason, I've never actually read it.

Well... this book truly was like delving into a fever dream. Not a great deal of it really made sense to me, and everything shifted and changed so fluidly, as if one were indeed in a dream. It's astonishingly easy to get completely sucked into the story, and there's no denying that Carroll has an incredibly inventive mind. However, I think this is one of those books where the legacy it has created far outshines the original. (Please don't shoot me anyone!) I have a great affection for the pictures included in the book and will always remain a fan of Alice in Wonderland. But I'm not entirely certain if I will ever read anything else by Lewis Carroll.

3 stars

I have always had a great affection for this book.

It has been a source of enjoyment for me over the years. However, I find myself quite surprised that we encourage children to read it considering all of its drug references.

These references, in my opinion, might have a potential impact on the impressionable minds of children.

Nevertheless, despite this concern, I still recommend it to all.

The book has many other aspects that are valuable and can offer interesting perspectives and lessons.

It's important to note that when children read such books, it would be beneficial for parents or guardians to have discussions with them about the content and help them understand the context and implications.

This way, children can gain the most from the reading experience while also being aware of the potential pitfalls.

Overall, while the drug references are a cause for some concern, the book as a whole still has something to offer.

I truly made several earnest attempts at delving into these stories. However, regrettably, I simply couldn't move beyond the dialogue of Alice. I am well aware that this might have been the author's intended style, and I'm certain that the vast majority of people would likely disagree with my assessment. But to me, the dialogue was extremely 'rapid-fire', lacking a coherent flow. It seemed scattered and at times, it was downright anxiety-inducing. Before this encounter with the book, I never in my wildest dreams thought that I could have such an experience while reading. Even though the overall concept of the book was intriguing and held great potential, I just couldn't bring myself to persevere and stick with it. This was truly a shame, as deep down, I had a genuine desire to finish the story and discover all its mysteries and nuances.

I have no idea how many times I've read and watched various versions of this classic. However, it was truly a delight to listen to the entire two books (or rather, novellas) as they were originally written.

All those bastardized versions often mix the two stories to the point where I can no longer keep them straight. It's refreshing to go back to the source and experience the pure essence of Carroll's work.

Now, I must note that this is not the correct edition I have. Mine is read by the talented Christopher Plummer. He does an outstanding job overall, bringing the characters and the story to life. However, the volume control in this recording isn't well done. Soft voices sometimes get too low to hear clearly, and if I crank up the volume, the louder ones become almost deafening.

Despite this flaw, there are some real highlights. The reading of Jabberwock was especially well executed, with Plummer's performance adding an extra layer of magic to the poem. On the other hand, the Walrus' accent was a bit too garbled for my liking. But still, considering the whole, his reading is magnificent and definitely worth listening to.

As a bonus, there is a fascinating bit about a wasp that was discovered in Carroll's notes but was edited out of 'Looking Glass'. I've never really missed it, and I don't think I will in the future. Nevertheless, it's an interesting piece of trivia that adds to the allure of this beloved classic.

Overall, listening to these original works has been a wonderful experience, and I would highly recommend it to any fan of Lewis Carroll's writing.

I have read this book both as a child and again as an adult. When I was a child, I loved and appreciated it, and now as an adult, my love and appreciation for it have only grown stronger.

This book is truly a masterpiece that everyone should read at least once in their lifetime. It contains valuable lessons and insights that can touch the hearts and minds of readers of all ages.

I hope that children today are still reading this book and experiencing the joy and wonder that it has to offer. It has the power to inspire, educate, and entertain, making it a timeless classic that will be cherished for generations to come.

Whether you are a child or an adult, I highly recommend this book. It is a must-read that will leave a lasting impression on you and enrich your life in ways you never thought possible.

I had not read Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland since my childhood.

So, when I discovered the book on Audible plus, performed by Scarlett Johansson, I simply could not resist.

Both the book and the narration were truly beautiful.

Alice chases after the White Rabbit and down the rabbit hole she ventures, into a topsy-turvy world.

In this strange place, animals and inanimate objects turn everything upside down and inside out with their outrageous behavior and funky poetry.

Every page is filled with so much creativity and imagination.

Precocious Alice, full of whimsy, adds to the charm.

The audiobook is available from the Audible plus library for subscribers who don't know what to do with their mounting pile of credits.

Interestingly, even without using credits, you might still be at a loss as to what to do with them.

As soon as I finished the book, I immediately began searching for an audio of Through the Looking Glass.

However, the narrators I've come across so far have not excited me, so I continue my search.

During this search, I came across an unflattering 2016 review of Johansson's narration from the New York Times.

Clearly, the 8K+ rankings of the book by Audible listeners do not agree, nor do I.

I give all (5) stars to both the book and the brilliant narration.

It is hard to reconcile the author's beautiful books with his rumored predilections.

I don't really know what to make of it.

From what I could see, Carroll's (Dodgson's) reputation does not seem to have been impugned during his lifetime.

But being sullied by scholars long after his death based on artistic photos, especially one in particular, and a schism in his previously close ties with Alice Liddell's family makes me uncomfortable.

Victorian concepts of art do not necessarily coincide with today's concepts of what is acceptable and what is not.

I have many thoughts on the subject, but they are fundamentally confused.

The photos I've seen are actually beautiful and very artistic.

I've never seen the damning one/s, and even those were not described as pornographic or prurient.

John Tenniel's illustrations add another layer of magic to the story.

The Madhatter Tea Party, with everyone moving to the seat on their left, is a memorable scene.

The Pepper Stew and the "Achoo" moment are also quite charming.

The iconic "Off with her head!" line is brought to life vividly.

And finally, the image of "Wake up, Alice!" leaves a lasting impression.

Overall, this is a wonderful experience that combines a classic book with a great narration and beautiful illustrations.

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