Alice, it's time for you to go home. You are clearly drunk and not in a fit state to be out and about. It's important for your safety and well-being that you return to the comfort of your own home.
Drunkenness can lead to all sorts of problems and it's best to avoid any potential risks. Once you get home, you can relax, sleep it off, and wake up feeling better in the morning.
So, take a deep breath, gather your things, and make your way home. Don't worry about anything else for now. Just focus on getting there safely and getting some rest.
Remember, going home when you're drunk is the responsible thing to do. So, go on, Alice. Head home and take care of yourself.