Wooden writing and shallow characters might initially give the impression of a lackluster read. However, this particular story holds a certain charm that can only be attributed to its setting in mid/late 20th century China. It delves into themes such as discipline, the complex combination of longing and detachment, and the missed opportunities that are so often a part of life during that era.
Book Wyrm's description perhaps sums it up best: "it was like trying to listen to an account of an orgy told by the world's most boring eunuch." This rather vivid and somewhat humorous comparison offers an interesting perspective on the book. To get a more in-depth understanding of his thoughts, one can visit his review here.
Despite its flaws in writing and character development, the story manages to captivate readers with its unique setting and exploration of themes that are both timely and timeless. It serves as a reminder that sometimes, even in the most unexpected of places, we can find a story that has the power to engage and intrigue us.
Ok, so here's how I got rabies. True story.
I'm in Thailand. Thailand is pretty much awesome. I like going there a lot, as long as you stay away from touristy places like Phuket and don't go to Bangkok. People get sucked into Bangkok and never return.
So, I'm in Bangkok (of course) and it's hard not to get sucked into a place like that, you know? Fifty bajillion people stacked on top of each other like sardines, zipping around on highly unsafe wheeled vehicles that would never pass a California safety emissions test, and not just because their mufflers are made of duct tape. It's fascinating. And scary. You can't survive there long without help. I'm guessing that's why they made Khao San Road.
Khao San Road is like... it's like... well, it's "civilization". At least that's what an Australian kid once told me over a beer on the street. I think he got it pretty right. It's like a mecca for weary travelers in Southeast Asia, smack dab in the middle of the city, with hostels every two feet, nice old women offering to do your laundry for ridiculously cheap prices, massage parlors, restaurants with food you can pronounce in your native tongue (they try so hard, but still, what's with the corn on my pizza? No one eats corn on their pizza, guys). It's like "safe Bangkok". When you stumble into Khao San Road after 2 weeks off the map in Cambodia, you could almost weep for joy. "Civilization", you see? Everyone there is on their way to somewhere or recovering from somewhere. Khao San isn't a place you go just to visit, it's a place you go after visiting somewhere else.
And it's crazy. Especially when things get dark. Black market goods. Fake watches. Hair braiding. Ping pong ball shows? Street performers. I mean, you can get all this in other places in Asia, probably with more variety and less chance of being kidnapped into slavery. But there's something about the relief in being back in "civilization" that makes people go crazy. It might have something to do with the children running around in the streets, offering to sell you cocktails mixed in beach buckets. No actually it probably has a lot to do with the beach buckets.
See after traveling in crazy places, keeping your guard up, trying not to get malaria, or lost, or eaten by wild animals, it's nice to have a safe zone filled with other tourists. Logically, the first thing you do when you get to this zone is find a beer and try to one up someone else with a story of how you almost got malaria, or lost, or eaten by wild animals.
This was my plan, anyway. So I settle down with a pad thai and a watermelon shake, under the glow of the Chelsea game (thanks satellite) at a nice little pub. The bar opens out into the street. It's a hot night, but the fans are going. A stream of humanity trickles by me in slow motion. And that's when, out of nowhere, a wild animal actually tried to eat me. Yes, at the bar. It was large and growly, with terrifying eyes that glistened under the table. Kind of. I mean it hadn't been cuddled in awhile, so its hair was kind of tufty. And it WAS on the larger side, for most kittens. I totally made up the part about the eyes.
It thought I was offering it some shrimp. Which, I wasn't. I was going to throw the shrimp across the floor of the bar so it could run after it. And stop sitting on my flip flop. Unfortunately, the kitty was faster than my puny human reflexes, and whilst nabbing the shrimp from my hand, it also kind of bit me.
When you get bit by a loner cat in Thailand, nobody cares. Which is cool. Turns out, when you get bit by a cat in Thailand and then casually mention it to your travel physician in an email, ya know, because you want to make sure the tetanus shot kicked in before you left, well... people go crazy. Important people. Like county department of health people. They want you to come home so you can do boring stuff like be safe, and get a post-exposure rabies vaccine. Blaaaaah. Boring.
Which is exactly what I was expecting the 16 hour plane flights back home to be. Hella boring. So I found this book, "Waiting" (you were just WAITING to see what this review had to do with it, huh?! huh?? haha puns!) and tucked it into my bag to stave off the craziness. (Not the rabies-crazy, that doesn't kick in for 2 weeks. The "I can't stand to watch another Korean soap opera on this 3x3 inch screen while a small Japanese child throws hello kitty jelly beans at me for the next 12 hours" crazy).
Well, it sucked. The book that is. About three dozen people have said this already, and way more succinctly than me... you spend this book waiting for it to get good. And then it doesn't. I don't need my literature to have a point, an ending, or even, sometimes, a plot. But I do like it to have interesting characters and at least one satisfying moment of decent prose. This novel, I can honestly say, had none.
So I thought, if all these people came to this page on goodreads to read a review of the book, angry that they had wasted their time with such a long and unfufilling narrative like "Waiting"... I might as well give them a story that at least TRIES to be 1/10th as good as "Waiting". Since none of us can get our money back. Or the fake silver watch we traded for it. Ya know, whatever.
PS. Did you know you have to get FOUR freaking shots to stave off the rabies? Srsly. I'm not even going to tell you where either.