Aside from that, this book is entertaining, yet it's a specific kind of entertainment that only dog owners can truly appreciate. I highly doubt that people without dogs would have any interest in reading about fleas, dog vomit, or drool dripping everywhere. Marley, of course, isn't the worst dog, and this is the part that made me angry. In the area where I live, no one would ever think that a dog would be content with just the backyard and could be left alone all day in the garage. Such behavior is frowned upon here, even by those who don't own dogs. Dogs require commitment. They need to be walked, at least three times a day, and ideally more. They need someone to be with them for at least half the day, and they also need interaction with other dogs. So, when I read about Marley's "dog poo bombs" in the backyard, I didn't feel sorry at all. My own dog would never even pee in our garden. There is no reason for a dog to pee in its own territory unless there is no other available place.
Moreover, when I read about Marley being untrainable and having to be calmed with sedatives, I envision a可怜的Labrador who was never properly trained. He doesn't know what to do with his energy because he is only taken for walks every couple of days and never really had the opportunity to play with other dogs.
However, what made me even angrier was that in the book, the author becomes a father, and they leave Marley with the little babies. He has the nerve to make a smart comment about those who warn against leaving your dog with a baby, because "the wild animal could surface every minute and the dog could kill the baby in seconds". Which Marley would never do, because "everyone can see that he protects the baby."
*bangs head against wall*
You know, he is right about that. I believe that most normal dogs will protect a baby that they consider as part of the family. Even strange babies, as they view them as puppies, and normal, sane dogs don't harm puppies. But what they do with puppies is that they teach them not to misbehave completely. And they do this by taking the baby's whole head into their mouth and shaking it gently. I've witnessed my dog do this with puppies, and aside from being wet from dog-spit, the puppy was impressed but not hurt. Some dogs will also take the puppy by the neck and shake it a little bit or gently put their mouth over the exposed neck of the puppy to show them how such misbehavior would end if they weren't so small.
All these methods have one thing in common: if applied to a human baby, they would result in serious injuries.
So I cannot emphasize enough: NEVER leave your kids alone with a dog. NEVER. It is up to you to determine when your kids are old enough to understand what to do and what not to do with a dog. But hair-pulling, nose hitting, or any other actions that babies do out of curiosity can lead even the most patient dog to teach your baby some manners. You cannot blame the dog for this because it is simply reacting as a normal dog would. But if you read about "formerly harmless pets" hurting babies "out of the blue", you will notice that it's mostly head injuries, and all those poor dogs are being put to sleep because their owners thought it was cute how they took care of the baby. Those owners should be shot and never allowed to have kids (or dogs) again.
Right.
Where were we? Oh, the book. Well, I liked Marley, but I think that people who have had a dog for 13 years and still don't know the first thing about dogs shouldn't be allowed to write books about them. Let alone get a new dog.