OK - this Euro-dork guy lived the American Dream by far.

His adventures were truly something to behold. From the very first page to the last, I found myself in a state of constant amusement and shock.

The things he got himself into were both hilarious and mind-boggling.

It was as if he was on a wild ride that never ended.

His experiences were so outlandish that I couldn't help but laugh out loud at times.

Yet, there were also moments when I was completely freaked out by what was happening.

Overall, it was a truly entertaining read that kept me on the edge of my seat from start to finish.

I would highly recommend this book to anyone looking for a good laugh and a wild adventure.

It's definitely a must-read for anyone who enjoys a bit of humor and excitement in their literature.

So, if you're looking for a book that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between, then look no further than this one.

You won't be disappointed!

This book was truly hilarious.

Even for those of us who might not exactly consider ourselves - ahem - "vanilla," this book takes things to a whole new level and then some.

The fact that Stoddard was a perennial virgin when it came to all things beyond the vanilla only adds to the hilarity and makes it easier to relate to his thoughts as he places himself in increasingly crazy sexual situations, all for his column in Nerve.

His exploits are deliciously outlined here, and I absolutely loved every single bit of it.

I read Dan Savage's column regularly, and yet there were still things in this book that I would have never guessed people did.

And while it has its lovable raunchy moments, it is not gratuitously filled with sex.

Grant fumbles through his work assignments and can be endearingly clueless at times, just like most of us would be.

Even throughout a book that details his sexploits, I still felt like I got to know Grant on a deeper level through this book.

I can't wait to read more of his work and see what other crazy adventures he has in store for us.

Mr. Stoddard is truly hilarious when he is being his genuine self.

Throughout the entire book, I had the distinct impression that he contradicted himself. (Perhaps I was just too sleepy, but it really seemed that way.) It's as if there are multiple stories being told simultaneously.

I vividly recall that Stoddard mentioned at the beginning of the book that he had no sexual experience. However, towards the last pages of his book, he writes about having had sex on a farm.

This is a quick read, and some parts are laugh-out-loud funny. Nevertheless, it's not entirely believable. Just like his purported sexual life, this book seems to be an exaggeration of his adventures. It makes me wonder if some of the events were fabricated for the sake of entertainment.

Despite its flaws, it did manage to keep me engaged and amused for a while. But I can't help but question the authenticity of some of the stories.

One can only handle so much sex in one sitting. Seriously. It's not something that can be continuously endured without a break.

There are physical and mental limitations to our bodies. We need time to rest and recover.

Although the act of sex can be pleasurable, it also takes a toll on us.

Finishing it soon enough is a wise choice. It allows us to maintain our well-being and enjoy a healthy sex life.

We should respect our bodies and not push ourselves beyond our limits.

By doing so, we can have a more fulfilling and satisfying sexual experience.

So, when it comes to sex, remember to listen to your body and know when to call it quits.