Woak up. Got dresd. Had brekfast. Spoke wif Ergates thi ant who sed itz juss been wurk wurk wurk 4 u lately master Bascule, Y dont u ½ a holiday? & I agreed & that woz how we decided we otter go 2 c Mr Zoliparia in thi I-ball ov thi gargoyle Rosbrith.It is interesting to note how quickly the human brain adapts to this form of written English. Before long, you will find yourself reading phonetics as fluently as regular English. It's truly fascinating. Overall, Feersum Endjinn is a great book. It is highly recommended for those who are into science fiction and are seeking something a bit different.